The Greatest Thread Ever: A Poll.
You can find the poll by clicking here, or by going to the community dashboard. Poll closes in one week.
The options are below and you may argue about which thread was/is better within this thread. I'll post how to make your own poll below.
House of Shrimp and Tit.
A 77-page behemoth that revealed a rat, destroyed a friendship and broke the cult in two. It's where shrimp and tit hung out.
Pointless Announcements
The thread that's still going. Its previous incarnation may have made it the longest thread on the internet. There were easily over a million posts. It's where the bored and boring hang out.
The Dress Down Thread.
Posted as a parody (parody threads are no longer allowed) of Succotash Moon's Dress-Up Thread, this has brought us nudes and is the sole reason that several users are tolerated. It's where the virgins and whores hang out.
What's The Last Thing You Ate?
This thread was hot shit when Chixilub was around. His caringly photographed meals would send a furious ache into the genitals of all who dared gaze upon them. It's where the fatties and bulimics hang out.
Actual Conversations
Nightrious' call for real-life conversations. It has seen a horrendous input of facebook quotes and other such shite over the years but is still home to several of my comedic gems. It's where the witty and the deluded hang out.
The Confessions Thread
Self-explanatory. It's where the bleeding hearts hang out.
The Accusations Thread
An opposite to the above, folk were called to assume something about a cultist and that cultist would tell you if it was true or not. Populated by the paranoid.
Oh all the black hearts I have missed...
Lupatria was one of those users you simply couldn't underestimate. She was insane, brilliant, and this thread is a testament to some of the greatest lolwuts ever had. Filled with the giggling.
Grae's 'I'm Leaving' Thread.
lol, Grae was the original butthurt boy.
You. Back in the day.
There are too many pic threads to include, but this is one of the best ones. Nostalgia and gay smiles abound. It is a suprisingly sweet thread filled with twee folk.
ignorance is not bliss-it is hell
Just in case Lupatria seemed sober, enter some bitch being haunted by 'etwas'. It was frequented by the delirious and the outright insane.
The Porn Thread
You could even call it the Hard Candy hatefest, but it's a bucket of rofl if you don't have a vagina. This thread is full of men and ladies rolling their rude parts.
I voted for the Pointless Announcements thread, because it is diverse. You can read about so many different things, and however pointless they are, I find it enjoyable.
I'm going for All the Black Hearts I Have Missed for the following reasons:
- It's the funniest.
- It has my favourite culties in it.
- It's from my favourite era too, when Shadov was bout.
- Also, I'd always suspected Lupatria was related to Nightrious.
Although, I think You When You Were Young should win. I wish more folk posted in it.
ah man, shadov was cool. those were the days.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Wasn't that Federov?
douche
he was there too. I just re-read that whole Black Hearts thread. Wow. I should have voted for that one. i was such a SUCK UP back then!!! wow wow wow. I really was tempted to edit a bunch of my posts. But I didn't. I said I was CHRISTIAN!>1lmgjkfd girwehfgjfds WTF???
At least I can recognize I grew up. Corellion stayed the same. 
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
Dude, I'm scared to see what I posted back in '04....
I just looked at that thread and saw Thag.....I fucking miss him.
douche
This was already decided a long time ago.
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/macbeth
It's not easy having a good time.
Even smiling makes my face ache.
The House of Shrimp and Tit was rather epic.
If the option were for the original PA thread, I would vote for that. For some reason I have never really warmed up to the new one.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
I still remember the first post from the original one.
Frank said: "I bought a new pair of underwear today. They're from the Gap"
It's so weird what you can remember...
EDIT: I just double checked. It says it on this new one. Did they just transfer it over when the new site was created?
douche
The original one was started by some other guy, and started with 'I bought a pair of salt and pepper shakers today".
Oh Yea! I remember that now!
douche
mugwump started the original one.
"I bought a new pair of salt and pepper shakers today. They're the kind with the handles." something very similar to that.
And my favorite thread:
I smell a rat
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
It was started by Nick Marlo! Heretics. He got a little icon award for it and everything.
Mirka, you should make more of those!
There is hope, but not for us.
Mirka, you should make more of those!
I'm pretty sure the icon award was for being the 100,000th post. It was started by mugwump.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Oh you're right. Nick got the LAST post in the thread before the switchover.
There is hope, but not for us.
Jaaaane got a cult faaact wrooong. Nya-nyaaa-na-na.
As soon as I get home from work I'll be committing seppuku.
There is hope, but not for us.
DUDE, THAT'S TWICE IN A ROW! WTF!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I can't find the thread where Klopper told me "PORKING BILLY SHATNER IS NO WAY TO WIN CONTESTS OF BEAUTY, GRRL".
Also, "Who else changed their (there?) name?" by legally-tyler durden is gone.
I'm not voting.
they were cow salt and pepper shakers.
No, they were definitely the kind with handles.
maybe they were pigs. i remember they were animal salt and pepper shakers. but i'm pretty sure they were cows.
ALSO:
Apparently there was a PA started by Nate:
http://web.archive.org/web/20071118124948/www.chuckpalahniuk.net/communi...
ALSO ALSO,
I found the rotting corpse of Fashion Parade
http://web.archive.org/web/20080119220956/www.chuckpalahniuk.net/communi...
We shall have to track down mugwump and interrogate him.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Remains very special to me for obvious reasons.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Remains very special to me for obvious reasons.
Puffy?
/facepalm.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Was I Puffy? I can't remember all of them.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Make your own horror avatar! Ok, who remembers THAT craze?
The first Actual Conversations With My Mother was great, also.
douche
The original salt and pepper PA...oh my God. I remember when it disappeared. I think that's the day my childhood ended. Everyone was like, c'mon, it's just a thread but I was inconsolable. It was the thread in which bonds were forged.
I was just looking in that Black Hearts thread. A lot of the things I say in it don't make sense.
I laughed pretty hard at
Lucricia you need to go to a board populated by 12 year old emo kids, cause you just sound like a silly ass.
Lucrecia!
I was wondering if Lucrecia would come up.
What was the name of the crazy etwas prophet guy?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
What was the name of the crazy etwas prophet guy?
NOSMARTYR!
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/ignorance-is-not-bliss-it-is-hel...
The first Actual Conversations With My Mother was great, also.
I created that thread after having a fight with my mom and realizing the things she said out loud made absolutely no sense.
There is hope, but not for us.
The first Actual Conversations With My Mother was great, also.
I created that thread after having a fight with my mom and realizing the things she said out loud made absolutely no sense.
Oh, yea, you did.
I started the one with father but that didn't last at all. Maybe I'll bump it.
I think saying things out loud that make absolutely no sense is a maternal quality.
douche
I still hate the porn thread.
Is it because you're sensitive?
First i thought it was just full of stupidity. People trying to convince other people that they have to like porn. And the absurdity of the very first post. Porn isn't some sort of metaphysical concept. If you don't like porn, it's not that you're missing something or don't get something. you just don't like it.
Now it's devolved into such shit and i regret opening it up again because i hadn't since i said i wouldn't, but there were those however many new posts.
Now it's devolved into such shit and i regret opening it up again because i hadn't since i said i wouldn't, but there were those however many new posts.
It's evolved yet again into dress down thread with food.
I did quite appreciate Bourdain, but i think it's the only post in that thread i've enjoyed, except for a few laughs from Mike, Ritt, and Alex.
It's evolved yet again into dress down thread with food.
Started yet again (at least, technically) by me! *Gloats*
It's evolved yet again into dress down thread with food.
Started yet again (at least, technically) by me! *Gloats*
That Bourdain was genius. Now spacemonkey has post his version with a package of ground turkey.
Yannow, I don't know what it is, but somehow I'm just really good at getting people naked!
Shit, you didn't even by me a drink first. FUcking cheap.
douche
Have you also noticed how good I am at getting you naked?
There is hope, but not for us.
Dress Down for the win.