The Good Morning Thread

Good morning again! I just got up from a long healthy nap and it's time to gather the gear and head down to the Mississippi for some cat-fishin'. Word has it that if ya cut off the heads and hang 'em upside-down in the freezer, all the mercury will run out.

Mornin'.

[QUOTE=McMuddle]Thanks Rod. It's Friday. Praise [URL=http://www.subgenius.com/index.html]Bob![/URL][/QUOTE]

I'm just glad the Lenexa Nazarenes never caught us stencilling Bob on their building...

Today is the first day of the rest of the month.

Good morning.

I woke up with a stinking hangover.

Mornin'

Another day, another body to hide.

Good morning all.

The Cult: it's not just for evening anymore.

wtf, chuck berry is black?
good morning anyway, though it's almost noon.

edit: bollocks. it's noon.

[QUOTE=corellion]wtf, chuck berry is black?
good morning anyway, though it's almost noon.

edit: bollocks. it's noon.[/QUOTE]
You clearly didn't watch Back to the Future enough as a child.

Well, I'm about to head to bed, but it seems the good ol' US of A is reaching for the hair of the dog. Mornin' y'all.

Good Morning. Well. it's actually afternoon (2:27 p.m.)

Boy howdy.

it's the afternoon already but I've been up since 8 due to an appointment to get my eyes checked. Good morning late

I woke up at 2ish, just a bit hung over. Halfway through my morning shower I had to get out and take a shit. Fasting right now, as I do every other Sunday. It decreases the amount of sharp rectum pains that I get. Gonna get high and play some frisbee.

I got up today at 6:45 a.m. Went to bed last night at 4 a.m. Spent all day besides now driving across the state and helping my sister move. Big boxes and furniture all day. Only reason I could stand was because of caffiene. Crashing will be fun tonight.

[QUOTE=Nightrious]I woke up at 2ish, just a bit hung over. Halfway through my morning shower I had to get out and take a shit. Fasting right now, as I do every other Sunday. It decreases the amount of sharp rectum pains that I get. Gonna get high and play some frisbee.[/QUOTE]
Today is Saturday.

Man, I wish I had friends to play frisbee with. I love frisbee.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Man, I wish I had friends to play frisbee with. I love frisbee.[/QUOTE]
Use a boomerang.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Today is Saturday.[/QUOTE]
So it is. Which is exactly what I found out the hard way a few hours ago. But oh well, I've mentally prepared myself to fast so I'm just doing it anyway. It feels so good to be empty and get my colon all squeeky clean.

May your colon be cleansed and your balloon knot be fresh. More power to you.

Hey, what did you guys think about Kid Rock? Be'fo the country shit.

We thought nothin'. Like we still do.

It's 00:02 in the morning and I feel sick so good morning and i'm off to sleep.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]We thought nothin'. Like we still do.[/QUOTE]

Well, then...

Perhaps you're too old to Kid, and too soft to Rock.

I guess that leaves me out of the Kid and Rock group.

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]I guess that leaves me out of the Kid and Rock group.[/QUOTE]

Yup, you'll just have to sit this one out.

Yeah, it's daytime again.

Mornin. My foot hurts.

I stayed up too late. Time to make the donuts.

Good morning and happy Thursday. I'm gonna go get some stink-bait for tomorrow.

[sarcasm] Good Morning!!! Oh my God, today is going to be one of the best days ever!!![/sarcasm]

I've been here since 6
i'm going on my morning coffee break now

[QUOTE=Smartazboy][sarcasm] Good Morning!!! Oh my God, today is going to be one of the best days ever!!![/sarcasm][/QUOTE]

Ditto.

I already want to punch about 5 co-workers in the face. Don't they realize that I am off limits for questions for the first hour? What the fuck!?

Good morning. Had a funny dream.

Good morning!

I have a mild headache and I am tired and I am really crabby too.

Good morning! The coffee is hot and thick.
I took 4 calls after 5pm yesterday that will require about
6 hours of research today...but it's friday! 420

edit: glad I bumped this, it reminds me that I need stink-bait.

*yawn*

*scratches butt, then balls*

*groans*

*yawns again*

*mumbles 'morning' incoherently*

Good morning.

I need more coffee.

when i wake up, i like to do a brief calisthenics regimen

you know, stretches, TOE touches ...

I already said I haven't had enough coffee!

[QUOTE=Synnove;956374]I already said I haven't had enough coffee![/QUOTE]

me neither actually

I got my second cup - we should be making some progress now.

Good morning all....I like Friday because it is the only day of the week that I actually get to sleep in.

Good Morning! I woke up before my alarm today, that means it is going to be a good day.

Waking up before the alarm has the opposite effect on me. It is nice that you have a positive attitude about getting a jump on the day.

[QUOTE=Brainfat;956386]Good morning all....I like Friday because it is the only day of the week that I actually get to sleep in.[/QUOTE]

hey jake!
hope you are well !

[QUOTE=factorygirl1976;956477]hey jake!
hope you are well ![/QUOTE]

Thanks!! I know I've been a little MIA here recently...working 6 days a week and all. It sucks but it beats the alternative, I guess.

Happy Saturday AM.
What happened to the [I]good[/I] cartoons?

They went the way of the Jabberwocky.

Mornin'.