The Good Morning Thread

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Wed, 06/14/2006 - 08:11

Chixulub

Granny Gear Artist

From: East Coast of Kansas

Joined: 02/13/2004

I got jealous of Jane's goodnight thread. That, and I logged on this morning and felt bad that I couldn't reply on it because I'm not going to bed.

So good morning.

Reveille! Reveille!
All hands on deck.
Let's have a clean sweep down, fore and aft. Rise and shine.

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Wed, 06/14/2006 - 08:16

karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

what about if we haven't been to bed yet?
8 vicodins and nothing
i think i'm gonna go get me some breakfast burritos

Wed, 06/14/2006 - 08:39

Chixulub

Granny Gear Artist

From: East Coast of Kansas

Joined: 02/13/2004

[QUOTE=karbunkle]what about if we haven't been to bed yet?
8 vicodins and nothing
i think i'm gonna go get me some breakfast burritos[/QUOTE]

8 vicodins is a pretty good morning, if you're into that. So good morning, Karb. Why don't ya wash those down with some booze, then sit back and listen to your liver sizzle and pop?

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Wed, 06/14/2006 - 08:44

McMuddle

From: USA

Joined: 01/14/2006

Good morning and Happy Hump Day. One more cup-o-joe and I'm off to visit most of the 7 county metro area.

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Wed, 06/14/2006 - 08:50

Chixulub

Granny Gear Artist

From: East Coast of Kansas

Joined: 02/13/2004

It's hump day? Where did I put that chick's number?

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Wed, 06/14/2006 - 09:02

karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

i'm gonna see if a big cup of coffee will counterbalance em and then just pass out from exhaustion

Wed, 06/14/2006 - 09:49

Spike

Grumplicious

From: Beyond

Joined: 01/27/2003

I've packages to mail and retailers to visit and songs to sing!

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Wed, 06/14/2006 - 11:28

Anesthetized

From: Ohio/Texas

Joined: 01/26/2003

I have research to do for a Children's theatre... woo. hoo. Good friggin' morning. *grumble, grumble*
(I HATE mornings)

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Wed, 06/14/2006 - 11:46

ireLocus

AKA ADJ

Joined: 09/23/2004

Good and morning are a contradiction of terms, an oxymoron if you will, until there is caffeine involved. Then, mornings can be good.

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Wed, 06/14/2006 - 11:56

Anesthetized

From: Ohio/Texas

Joined: 01/26/2003

True, caffeine does help, if it's GOOD. I'm beginning to wonder if someone pisses in our coffee pots at work. *sigh*

I'm full of complaints today.

Wed, 06/14/2006 - 12:04

#10

budfox

From: Dallas, TX

Joined: 06/01/2006

you know what helps? Copenhagen. good, sweet, Copenhagen. And a cup of shitty coffee. And that doesn't really help, it just makes me realize I'm killing myself so one of these days I won't have to wake up early and do this shit.

Wed, 06/14/2006 - 12:08

#11

ireLocus

AKA ADJ

Joined: 09/23/2004

[QUOTE=budfox]you know what helps? Copenhagen. good, sweet, Copenhagen. And a cup of shitty coffee. And that doesn't really help, it just makes me realize I'm killing myself so one of these days I won't have to wake up early and do this shit.[/QUOTE]

As in chew? Chaw? Tuh-backy?

[URL=http://www.tobaccofacts.org/images/grosspostcard.jpg]That's sexy...[/URL]

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Wed, 06/14/2006 - 12:08

#12

Anesthetized

From: Ohio/Texas

Joined: 01/26/2003

Somehow, that inspires me to do better... odd. I also don't want to be doing this any longer than I have to.

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Wed, 06/14/2006 - 12:15

#13

budfox

From: Dallas, TX

Joined: 06/01/2006

[QUOTE=ireLocus]As in chew? Chaw? Tuh-backy?

[URL=http://www.tobaccofacts.org/images/grosspostcard.jpg]That's sexy...[/URL][/QUOTE]

I'm not looking at the postcard. Sorry.

I am actually quitting this crap. I have set my date for this friday. I figure I need to knock it off. Plus it is expensive. So I need to start drinking more I guess.

Wed, 06/14/2006 - 12:19

#14

Anesthetized

From: Ohio/Texas

Joined: 01/26/2003

Eww. i looked at that postcard. why did I do that?

Wed, 06/14/2006 - 15:25

#15

karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

i got about 2 hours sleep so now i can legitamitely say Good Morning !

Wed, 06/14/2006 - 15:26

#16

scerpica

missus pica

From: germany

Joined: 07/26/2005

good morning, honey.

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Wed, 06/14/2006 - 15:38

#17

karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

and a lovely morning to yourself, sweetbritches

Wed, 06/14/2006 - 18:05

#18

jane s.

vomits on children

From: the Technodrome

Joined: 03/22/2003

I had a goodnight thread?

Anyway I'm living 24 hour days anymore, I didn't wake up today until about an hour ago. I'm lame.

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Wed, 06/14/2006 - 18:48

#19

succotash moon

From: Forest of a dream

Joined: 07/04/2003

A-hem...

[QUOTE]The goodnight thread! ( 1 2 3)
[U][B]succotash moon[/B][/U] [/QUOTE]

A-hem...

Wed, 06/14/2006 - 18:49

#20

karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

[QUOTE=succotash moon]A-hem...

A-hem...[/QUOTE]
Good afternoon

Thu, 06/15/2006 - 06:33

#21

McMuddle

From: USA

Joined: 01/14/2006

Good morning! Today starts with a bang. I've got 'Trung Nguyen' Vietnamese pressed coffee that my neighbor gave me Saturday for mowing their lawn. After only 1/2 cup the twitching has started.

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Thu, 06/15/2006 - 07:32

#22

karbunkle

From: The Other Side of the Wind

Joined: 10/27/2003

hiya kids
hiya
hiya
hiya

Thu, 06/15/2006 - 09:35

#23

Chixulub

Granny Gear Artist

From: East Coast of Kansas

Joined: 02/13/2004

Good morning! Up and at 'em.

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Thu, 06/15/2006 - 09:55

#24

scerpica

missus pica

From: germany

Joined: 07/26/2005

i had a really good morning a few hours ago. i woke up round 6 and i wax lying on my bed without any covers and much clothing and there was a cool breeze coming from the open window. it felt like heaven.

now i´m back at sweating. but at least i´m out in the garden.

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Thu, 06/15/2006 - 10:39

#25

Chixulub

Granny Gear Artist

From: East Coast of Kansas

Joined: 02/13/2004

[QUOTE=McMuddle]Good morning! Today starts with a bang. I've got 'Trung Nguyen' Vietnamese pressed coffee that my neighbor gave me Saturday for mowing their lawn. After only 1/2 cup the twitching has started.

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What? No 'good morning Vietnam?' A cup of coffee to get you hopping faster than a police action?

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Fri, 06/16/2006 - 07:07

#26

McMuddle

From: USA

Joined: 01/14/2006

[QUOTE=Chixulub]What? No 'good morning Vietnam?' A cup of coffee to get you hopping faster than a police action?[/QUOTE]

Aw man! I wasted that opportunity! I gotta get my mind off work and focus on the important stuff.

Good morning and Happy Friday!

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Fri, 06/16/2006 - 08:41

#27

Spike

Grumplicious

From: Beyond

Joined: 01/27/2003

There's no other way to start a morning than drinking some Morning Thunder tea and watching Knight Rider. David Hasselhoff is inexplicably listening to Fleetwood Mac!!

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Fri, 06/16/2006 - 09:03

#28

Earthbound

contains mild peril

From: Kent, England

Joined: 07/18/2004

Some mornings you can't help but wish your roof would collapse in the night. Impaling you with splintered timber and corroded copper piping.

Fri, 06/16/2006 - 09:14

#29

morey

From: arctic wasteland

Joined: 10/08/2003

your house sounds rotted. i woke up to the noise of heavey machinery and worker guys voices as they attemted to a hoist a massive air conditioner three stories up. i took photos

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Fri, 06/16/2006 - 09:21

#30

Earthbound

contains mild peril

From: Kent, England

Joined: 07/18/2004

I took a photo of a fire some little kids started a week or so ago. Neighbours called the fire brigade and the firemen just stood around it talking while the guy who lived in the house next to the fire poured bowls of water on it.

Fri, 06/16/2006 - 09:43

#31

Chixulub

Granny Gear Artist

From: East Coast of Kansas

Joined: 02/13/2004

Yawned, scratched, took a satisfying shit, off to work.

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Tue, 06/20/2006 - 08:58

#32

Chixulub

Granny Gear Artist

From: East Coast of Kansas

Joined: 02/13/2004

Get up and fix me breakfast, bitch.

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Tue, 06/20/2006 - 09:10

#33

McMuddle

From: USA

Joined: 01/14/2006

[QUOTE=Chixulub]Get up and fix me breakfast, bitch.[/QUOTE]

How did that work out for you?

Good morning. Waking up for the (approx.) 14,662 time was a nice suprise.

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Tue, 06/20/2006 - 09:10

#34

Jeanne-Hélène

Brigade d'Intervention des Aventurières Torturées Célibataires Hétéro

From: Strasbourg, France

Joined: 06/05/2006

I'm in the Future
It' 15.10pm here....
Joyful

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Tue, 06/20/2006 - 12:06

#35

Stray Bullet

From: In front of a monitor

Joined: 10/31/2005

Good Morning! How'd ya'll sleep? Who wants some pancakes?

Wed, 06/21/2006 - 01:07

#36

Mr.Shadov

Loved and hated in equal amounts

From: The Unsunny Valley

Joined: 01/07/2006

hello everyone, and goood morning!!

hope you had sweet dreams

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Wed, 06/21/2006 - 02:05

#37

Stray Bullet

From: In front of a monitor

Joined: 10/31/2005

[QUOTE=Mr.Shadov]hello everyone, and goood morning!!

hope you had sweet dreams[/QUOTE]

Right now in my timezone it's 2:05 a.m. Man, you get up early!

Wed, 06/21/2006 - 02:23

#38

Mr.Shadov

Loved and hated in equal amounts

From: The Unsunny Valley

Joined: 01/07/2006

[QUOTE=Stray Bullet]Right now in my timezone it's 2:05 a.m. Man, you get up early![/QUOTE]
I don't like to waste my day

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Wed, 06/21/2006 - 07:27

#39

McMuddle

From: USA

Joined: 01/14/2006

Good morning! Happy Hump Day!

Has anyone seen or heard from Chixulub since he placed his breakfast order?

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Wed, 06/21/2006 - 07:42

#40

Mr.Shadov

Loved and hated in equal amounts

From: The Unsunny Valley

Joined: 01/07/2006

[QUOTE=McMuddle]Good morning! Happy Hump Day!

Has anyone seen or heard from Chixulub since he placed his breakfast order?[/QUOTE]
I'm afraid not, he's probably sleeping

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Wed, 06/21/2006 - 09:15

#41

Chixulub

Granny Gear Artist

From: East Coast of Kansas

Joined: 02/13/2004

Good morning sunshine. The world says, 'Hello.' You twinkle above us, we twinkle below.

yada yada yada
yada yada yada
blah blah blah doh doh...

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Wed, 06/21/2006 - 09:16

#42

Chixulub

Granny Gear Artist

From: East Coast of Kansas

Joined: 02/13/2004

[QUOTE=McMuddle]Good morning! Happy Hump Day![/QUOTE]

Is Hump Day a federal holiday? One where everyone gets laid, like on Valentine's?

[QUOTE=McMuddle]Has anyone seen or heard from Chixulub since he placed his breakfast order?[/QUOTE]

You can burn the bacon, but please don't scorch the sausage...

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Thu, 06/22/2006 - 07:02

#43

McMuddle

From: USA

Joined: 01/14/2006

Good morning Sunshine! How about a few fresh blueberries on them 'cakes?

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Thu, 06/22/2006 - 07:38

#44

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

good morning all !
im now going to bed

Thu, 06/22/2006 - 07:41

#45

Jeanne-Hélène

Brigade d'Intervention des Aventurières Torturées Célibataires Hétéro

From: Strasbourg, France

Joined: 06/05/2006

Well it's 13.41pm
So good morning, good night or good evening, whatever it is where you are!

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Thu, 06/22/2006 - 07:47

#46

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

[QUOTE=Jeanne-Hélène]Well it's 13.41pm
So good morning, good night or good evening, whatever it is where you are![/QUOTE]
isnt that from The Truman Show?

Thu, 06/22/2006 - 07:49

#47

Jeanne-Hélène

Brigade d'Intervention des Aventurières Torturées Célibataires Hétéro

From: Strasbourg, France

Joined: 06/05/2006

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker]isnt that from The Truman Show?[/QUOTE]

I have absolutely no idea.
I've just say this....like that!

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Thu, 06/22/2006 - 13:22

#48

Stray Bullet

From: In front of a monitor

Joined: 10/31/2005

[QUOTE=nathaniel parker]isnt that from The Truman Show?[/QUOTE]

You're thinking of "good morning, and if I don't see ya good afternoon good evening and good night"

Fri, 06/23/2006 - 03:37

#49

Mr.Shadov

Loved and hated in equal amounts

From: The Unsunny Valley

Joined: 01/07/2006

Good morning the cult!!! today is a lovely day in which I have exam from methods of teaching to which I'm [B]totaly[/B] unprepared. It will be great!!!

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Sat, 06/24/2006 - 03:13

#50

TexasFan

From: Houston, TX

Joined: 09/21/2004

I don't think true Cult members are morning people. Unless they stay up all night and never go to sleep - and then they post here.