The French

Heheheehhe... funny... I don't like the language, but thats the fault of this bitch of a gaelgor who was meant to teach me, but hated me...

Damn frogs.

It's probably here somewhere already but french toast was german toast before WW2 and french fries are belgian. Or so I believe. I should read this more.
Damn you Kronos: Lord of Time, why must you mock me!!!

emmm, yes

gaeglor?

Someone who speaks Irish, or slightly more accurately, someone who thinks everyone of vaugly Irish desent should speak Irish and nothing else. I dislike them. MrPaggy, if you know any/are one, sorry.

Thats grand, English has gotten my by so far. They try teach us Irish but with little success, as chosenJuan mentioned on another thread.

What, you're calling me chosenJuan these days? Don't make me accost you, boy.

ha ha he said "boy" all irish like. hee.

Heh, I'm listening to Manson atm and Wesley's avatar's dancing fits with it soooooooo well. Haha, man, it's kind of strange. Frickin gir.

the Dancing Gir goes really well to Underworld and the Chemical Brothers.
the little goober has taste. and stylish moves.

I applologise, (and yes the extra L is intended), right, Colm it is then. Hello Colm, how are you Colm, sheesh. And I hardly think anything I can do will cease the accostings...

However, saying 'sheesh' will cause exponential increases in accostings. You have been warned. Probably.

How exponential, 1% per day? or 1700% like in Congo I think

Damn that Congo and its permapayment.

It's my opinion that (besides their economic interests in Iraq) the French don't want to get bent over in this war like they have been in pretty close to every war over the last 200 years.

You are an ignorant ass.

Yes, this is necessary.

Ahah. hem. Yeah, anyone who insults the french military (Unless SPECIFICALLY limiting it to within the last 60 years or so) is running wild in the land of poorly informed cliches like a gay schoolboy.

Who have been known to run through those lands quite frequently.

And I personally have little patience with the French. Unless I'm mistaken, a very large amount of them are a bit anti-american, as well as a healthy minority being anti-semitic (I've heard, haven't read a hell of a lot on it so I might be wrong), And in general, just act arrogant.

Yeah, sure, they gave us the Statue of Liberty, and helped us in the Revolutionary War. Hell, they rocked the kasbah up until about 1920, but then they started going downhill. Ever since then, or atleast especially so lately, they're always one-foot-in-the-pool-one-foot-out. I don't know. If they went back to being the smarter-than-I-am womanizing aristocrats of the olden pre-1920 days, I could learn to love them again, but they're dead to me now.

And I'm sure they're awfully torn up about it.

okay, let's face it...
the french are of as much use to us as Siberia.
wait... Siberia has oil.
who gives a fuck what the french think? they don't contribute anything besides a decadent lifestyle for rich-ass americans to indulge in on summer trips.
and i love the language. i'm part french. since we're ther i'm 10% French, 10% British (way more recent than referring to Angloshit) and split the rest for German and Portuguese.
talking to my family at our last "big family reunion" was gr8 cuz i was the only one able to translate with my PPC.

oh well. i'm everyone at the same time. fuck seperationalists that act like their euromutt ancestors weren't sluts that fucked everything with legs.
if u have euro in u, you are a proud member o0f the perv club. and you REALLY don't know what you have in you... DNA-wise.
you're ancestors were so much cooler than u. they were real fuckable-hottie sluts,

and u are a mutt... no matter how much your grandmother insists that your 5th generation grandpa did NOT visit that whorehouse and breed 10 kids over a lifetime there.

who gives a shit where u came from. it means nothing... you don't really know where your precious DNA came from.

like me, you are a slutmutt and you will always be so.

Now that's American!

Wow, I don't even know what to make of the last two posts. I can't tell what's going on. Heh. I'm really tired.

But ah... I'll just explain my little outburst, then.

I see way too many people bitching about the French already, I don't need it here. It's stupid. Who the fuck cares? Wow. You dislike the French. Fucking great. It's become a new quick-n-easy way to look cool and funny and in-the-know. Fucking annoying.

sorry. i'm all over all the time bro.

"I've never considered myself an across-the-board apologist for the French, but there's a lot to be said for an entire population that never, under any circumstances, talks during the picture." -David Sedaris "The City of Light in the Dark"

Enough for me

the french are being snotty and hypocritical...but that's what french people do. it was ever thus. i think it's pretty childish the way a lot of americans are letting it get to them. perhaps it touches a nerve for a reason, mais non?

Well all this protesting stuff is just silly. Especially those geniuses who bought french wine and poured it out on the streets. Yeah. Thanks. They're really hurting over that little show. The way I am with the French is the way that all those oafs should be, which is bad terms. Suffice to say, if the French came over to my house and asked me if they could borrow my Wham! CD, they would get nothing but a door slammed in the face.

I'm tired of this I-don't-like-something-I-have-to-protest-it thought process. Nearly nothing makes me cringe more, being American, than seeing 30 nearly redneck looking guys holding up anti-french signs in the middle of a street, and yelling at people.

so, in effect, you want to give the French a Wham! slam?

A Wham! slam those ham's rightfully deserve, ma'am.

nice.

at the risk of appearing ig'nant, who is that in your avatar?

It's me.

...If I was Paul Denton of "The Rules of Attraction"

ah.