The Ex Thread

i have an ex that's a pathological liar. i mean he lies for the sake of lying. i haven't seen him v. often since we were together (thank fucking christ). but when i have it's been horrible.

i only have 1 ex thats worthy of being called an 'enemy'. its all her fault.

also-grade 5 dropout-- re: yr sig. its not 'American Pyshco' its 'American Psycho'

of course it's all her fault. but tell the story.

I have an ex who is really, really stupid. I'm not just making fun of her, it's true. She once tried to convince me that gangs don't really exist.

yeah a friend of mine, though, he has the most horrible dating history ever. one girl he dated was proud she'd never eaten an oreo cookie in her life. oh, and she wasn't admitted to community college, because her reading skills weren't at the sixth grade level. now SHE was stupid. glad i didn't date her.

arent you a bit young for 'girlfriends' XChuck?

oh god. there are threads for this, wes.

are there? -- no matter- i was just taking the piss for a second. if anyone gets insulted- its there own fault.

anyway, my reasons are essentially petty for why i now have a 'i hate you' ex- theres no real point me going into them- without the result that ill sound totally shallow. so, fuck it. the story doesnt matter.

but i always wondered how long it would take for me to get an 'enemy ex' , cos ive managed to get on with all of the other ones quite well afterwards.

none of my exes are really my enemies per se...but i only talk to one of them now

I respect my ex more than just about anybody else on the planet, but that's a kind of hate in itself.

lol unbeliever you may *be* the ex of mine i was talking about...

One time my ex called out her boyfriend's name while I was having sex with her. The nerve.

Were you here boyfriend at the time? Because, if you were, I don't think that would be a problem. But I don't think you meant it that way.

Joke

Your head

Heather?! heh heh. I should be so lucky.

huh?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Valchrist [/i]
[B]Joke

Your head [/B][/QUOTE]

What about my head? What?

Strike two.

no, valchrist, that was confusing...

No it wasn't. =\

Yeah... I dated Katie Holmes once.

What a drama queen.

Now I'm really confused.

His ex called out [i]his[/i] name during sex {that, or she was cheating on her boyfriend with him}. Saying it in such a way implies that there's something wrong with that{or with her being unfaithful at being unfaithful}, when there's not... that's why it's funny, though now it's as dead as anything dissected can be.

the "Joke" went over (literally, like one of those puzzles in the sunday paper) "your head."

OR, his ex called out her new boyfriend's name (ie: not Valchrist) while they were going at it. Haha, that'd be even funnier.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by insomnomaniac [/i]
[B]no, valchrist, that was confusing... [/B][/QUOTE]

I can't fathom how no one got this.

The first comment I made was a joke.

The post

"Joke

Your head"

Refers to the joke being over XChucks head.

Man.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by UnbelieverDjak [/i]
[B]His ex called out [i]his[/i] name during sex {that, or she was cheating on her boyfriend with him}. Saying it in such a way implies that there's something wrong with that{or with her being unfaithful at being unfaithful}, when there's not... that's why it's funny, though now it's as dead as anything dissected can be.[/B][/QUOTE]

NO!!!!

I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER WHILE SHE WAS WITH A DIFFERENT GUY!!!

WHAT IS SO CRYPTIC ABOUT MY POSTS??

HA!

I was right.

Credit where credit's due, man.

Hell, it works on both levels. Just be content that you're a comic genius, Valchrist, and like most geniuses, misunderstood.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by UnbelieverDjak [/i]
[B]Hell, it works on both levels. Just be content that you're a comic genius, Valchrist, and like most geniuses, misunderstood. [/B][/QUOTE]

By most idiots.

Joke

My head.....

Monkey's head.

Holy shit. Wes - thanks for the sig notice. I've been posting with a mispelled title. That's seriously embarassing.

But you still haven't changed it.

True. I'll get to it. No worries.

Ok.

Can we get back on topic here? I wanna hear some insane stories involving domestic abuse/crying women.

What about crying men?

Hey! I remebered my title!

it's a little outdated, don't you think, XChuck?

another story from the same friend whose ex had never eaten an oreo cookie--he met some chick online then they decided to meet for a date. it ended when she asked him his astrological sign, and when he told her, she shouted "OH. THAT MEANS YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!!" in the middle of a dunkin' donuts. so that's not really an ex. but it's a funny story anyway.

Well, I did tell you that I'm not creative.

"the one you love and the one that loves you are never, ever the same person".
works for me. sadly, i guess.
no real 'exs' to speak of.

*blah* i suck.

No worries, bro. Relationships are HIGHLY overrated.

No they aren't.

Sure, people have bad relationships, but if you get a good one, it's the only thing I've ever noticed that actually makes people happy. All my friends are in GREAT relationships right now, and I've never seen any of them so happy before. *shrug*

"Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it ... It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more."
-Lee Iacocca

i have a recent ex who likes to hang out at skinhead punk shows. that always bothered me a lot, even tho i like a lot of punk (just not that shit). i lived with a few skins y-e-a-r-s ago and i can tell you that they ALL have some serious fucking issues. he's with some nasty punk chick now that's perfect for him. gorgeous, but stupid motherfucker.
#1 on my list is my ex-fiance tho. what a bitch.
she took MY dog when she left to Ohio.
'nuff said.

and yes, when you're young relationships are bullshit.
nobody that i know who is married or living together live happy lives. they argue constantly for over 50% of the time they spend together.
that's bullshit. i'd rather have a gr8 time with my friends and get laid when i want to.
Being a 20something bachelor is the shiznit.

"I just want to be the first to say congragulations to you then. you get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart, Frank."
-Vince Vaughn in "Old School"

allright. maybe i'm being overly-cynical. but i still prefer to be Uncle Robbie to all of my friend's great kids than having kids of my own right now. kids and relationships are just too much work for me right now.

yea, you are being overly-cynical. i've got a wife and daughter of my own, and yes, it can be a lot of work, but i'd much rather work at being a good father and a loving husband than not be in a relationship where i can feel the constant love and support coming from my wife and daughter. there's just something in the way my munchkin looks at me when she wakes up that reaffirms my decision to marry and have a child.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by valium25mg [/i]
[B]allright. maybe i'm being overly-cynical. but i still prefer to be Uncle Robbie to all of my friend's great kids than having kids of my own right now. kids and relationships are just too much work for me right now. [/B][/QUOTE]
besides, who wouldn't want to see their own kid in this shirt?
p.s. that is not my daughter
[IMG]http://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/4421627/geniuspic.JPG[/IMG]

this is so my thread/ i have about seven ex's right now who still stalk me to this day/ even though i have not talked to them for over two years/ they want to marry me/buy me shit like movies and one signed my name to some papers saying we own a dog together...

Why do you use slashes instead of periods? I'm just curios.