"the difference between me and ___ is... game"

^ is that anti-erotic or anti-erotica?

anyhoo, the main difference between me and ^that guy is that well, I don't burn fucking crosses on other people's lawns...

Kurt Russell

^ the main difference between me and kurt russel is that he's humped goldie hawn, whereas I've only humped kate hudson.

jimminy cricket

I ingest cinnaminy-bagels and coffee while Jimminy only talks to wooden-puppet-boy-cartoons.

Elliott Smith

i'd kill myself in a cooler, less emo way.

kelly osborne

Uh..she's British I'm from Michigan

Jeff Gordon

I'm not a pretty boy race car driver.

Clive Barker

I'm straight.

The Pope.

We were in Toronto at the same time.

John Holmes.

Sorry. Yours doesn't count because this is the differences' thread.

I've never shit in the woods.

I'll stick with your next up, though: John Holmes

I've never sported such a great big........................mustache.

Charo

they couldn't pay me enough to go on hollywood squares

adam yauch

He has achieved classic-cool status, meanwhile I'm stuck in the everyday world.

Tom McGuane

i never wrote a book.

stella mccartney

I don't wear lo-rise jeans.

Rip Taylor

I don't wear a toupee and throw confetti.

Gene Simmons.

i have a lot less hair.

terry jacks.

I've never been in a band called "The Poppy Family"

Vincent Gallo

Chloe Sevigny didn't blow me on-camera.

Corey Haim

The Thrills have never written a song with my name in the title! There's time though.

William Faulkner.

[QUOTE=Vendetta]The Thrills have never written a song with my name in the title! There's time though.

William Faulkner.[/QUOTE]

I'm not dead.

Disco Stu

[QUOTE=Undertow]I'm not dead.

Disco Stu[/QUOTE]
Unlike Disco Stu, I do advertise.

Jenny Craig

Jenny Craig likes to help fatties, I like to fuck them.

Emilio Estevez

[QUOTE=rkdaley]Jenny Craig likes to help fatties, I like to fuck them.

Emilio Estevez[/QUOTE]

i will never teach any little bratty trash kids to play hockey, let alone to become olympic champions, nor will i bust out into dance during a detention session.

don knotts

Who is don knotts?

J.D. Salinger

Who is J.D. Salinger?

Steve Buscemi.

j. d. salinger wrote catcher in the rye, who's steve buscemi?

[QUOTE=arizona-bay]j. d. salinger wrote catcher in the rye, who's steve buscemi?[/QUOTE]
:banghead:

[QUOTE=arizona-bay]j. d. salinger wrote catcher in the rye, who's steve buscemi?[/QUOTE]
Thank you I know who J D Salinger is, I was just seeing which of the humourless Americans would rise to the bait. Well done, you win this: :spam:

Steve Buscemi.

The difference between Steve Buscemi and me is that I am good looking and my name is easy pronounce.

Lyle Lovett

[QUOTE=rkdaley]Steve Buscemi.

The difference between Steve Buscemi and me is that I am good looking and my name is easy pronounce.

Lyle Lovett[/QUOTE]
Thee difference between me and Lyle is I was in bed alone fantasizing about doing Julia Roberts, were he slept in the same bed with Julia Roberts but never fucked her.

Vince Vaughn

I'm getting thinner and Vince is getting fatter.

Wayne Newton

[QUOTE=rkdaley]I'm getting thinner and Vince is getting fatter.

Wayne Newton[/QUOTE]

The difference between Wayne and me is that I know I don't have acting skills.

Mark McGwire

The difference between Mark and I is my skin isn't THAT pockmarked.

GW Bush.

[QUOTE=Stray Bullet]Who is don knotts?
[/QUOTE]
are you serious?

only the most influential man in american history
[url]http://www.worldofcheese.org/knotts/[/url]

[QUOTE=rkdaley]The difference between Mark and I is my skin isn't THAT pockmarked.

GW Bush.[/QUOTE]
i know how to drive

coolio

[QUOTE=phlegmatics]are you serious?

only the most influential man in american history
[url]http://www.worldofcheese.org/knotts/[/url][/QUOTE]

I thought he was quoting Ghost World...

Coolio.