The Chuck Chicks Thread

you were drunk?

wekkm you all would have been silenced.

HEY im a chick last time i looked and i really dig chuck so i guess this is the place for me!! i mostly hang around guys but its fun to hang around some "vaginal vaults" as chuck so eloquently puts it. So what do you guys think of palahniuks take on women? i think he does an wonderful job. marla singer is the greatest the best. and invisible monsters is just such a shotgon blast to the face that i needed, a great slap in the face! "my eyes are open" thanx chuck!!

IM rocked. Loved the characters. Wasn't Marla's biggest fan though.

Quite liked the chick in Survivor though.

Overall, I think Chuck writes his chicks like he writes his guys - really mentally fucked up. Which is fun

aren't we all though?

the best female characterization by a male author was the main character of she's come undone by wally lamb. i STILL cannot get over that that book was written by a man.

what about orlando?

.....who could forget the deranged nurse from choke....shit i forget her name....fuck i guess i can forget her but anyway shes great...and i guess thats what i like about the chicks that chuck portrays there all fuct up and theyre the darkest little rays of hope ive ever read eyes upon...marla can nag a bit but who cannot love her telling off that fat fuck who wants to be cremated in the tiniest of urns she straight up knocks it to him with a fine run down her stockings to boot shes a doll!

1. She was a doctor, not a nurse.
2. Her name was Paige
3. Your sig is scary.

and she wasnt even a doctor, sorry she was a patient, that sig is from fight club

YES!! thats it she "thinks" shes a doctor those damn phsychotic loons they really throw you for a spin sometimes!!
yeah i guess my sig is scary but tell that to jane its her bile duct poor janey and look now she has a gun!!

My bile duct is none of your damn business.

I loved Marla... In some scary way I could relate to her...

I preferred the protoganist from IM. She was cool.

The scene at the dinner table where her dad asked about felching ... that was classic

To bring back an old post:

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by grade 5 dropout [/i]
[B]It was cool at school this past year to hit each other in the sack. It was an act of neutrality, though. No hard feelings. You could be walking down the hall with your best friend and all of a sudden WHAM, you've been backfisted in the testicles and you're screaming. Then you'd laugh about it. Very Fight Club. [/B][/QUOTE]

Holy crap... We did that shit sooo fucking much. People pissed blood. This one guy was always trying act tough and stuff. You could just tap his balls and he'd start wimperin. Pansy.

We did crazy stuff this last year of school (I actually graduated). I got lit on fire and stuff.

Strange antics at your school. By the way, Michael, your avatar is giving me nightmares...

let's not start the balls convo again...

balls

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by zeropointzero [/i]
[B]balls [/B][/QUOTE]

Not funny, but at least you're trying.

[QUOTE]does this also explain your love for me? although i'm not sure what i'm good at...shit i'm not a chick. uh, i'm wearing a wig right now. do you ladies approve? ON TV THERE IS A LEECH![/QUOTE]

no...sweet dear beautiful robot. i love you because you are hot. and you make me laugh. other than that. our love could never be put inside the confines of words.

HEY!! JANE S. whoops I get it now no my sig and your bile duct TWO DIFFERENT THINGS lol do i make your pussy shiver and shake in fright?!

No.

Anyone have a srong opinion on the danger of platforms? I just love them.

did you read what i wrote in the now you're me thread?

Yeah, thats why I resurrected this thread

I used to have a couple of pairs ([I]that[/I] reads awkward) of platforms, but I came to the conclusion that heels are just prettier. My feet looked too bulky in platforms.

ahhhh i see

i got mad blisters on my foot cause i walked too much in somewhat strappy (yet flat) sandals..i walk way way way too much

now there's like a piece of skin missing

now that should drive away all the male cultists

i've five nine..so i never really gotten heels..my parents wont let me...so i never really gotten into a habit of looking at heels..

hmm...i remember once i wanted to get these really nice thong platforms...after i stepped out of them..she said "good now you look more human"

my highest is i guess my nine west boots...i thin ki'm like six one or two in them...they look best with jeans..

oh i do have bitch heels..but they are too big..even with insoles..cause i bought them at the time was like..damn its cheap..so i didnt really look at the size carefully
i can run in them..yet i cant walk in them..sigh

That's why I love being 1.71 (that would be five six I think). Tall enough not to [I]need[/I] heels and still having the margin to do so without looking freakishly tall.

For the time being I'm terribly out of practice re: heels. And I could never run with them.

1.71 is not five six..i think its like five seven?
i dotn know

i'm around 175ish
i dotn know it hink it was the situation..it was like iether run, or you will get lost (we were going into a club..in dec...one of the guys knew the bouncer)...

walkign up the hill is ntohign..but walking down hurts like hell

171 centimeters = 5.6102362 feet according to an online converter. Of course since a foot has 12 inches things can be more complicated.

I routinely tramp around around at 6'3 (with heels) and I'm prettty sure I don't look freakish. I think I look confident with myself and my height. Anyway I feel good in my platforms, kind of sexy but kind of practical.

That's... a lot. Must be difficult to find guys of equal or more height (yes, I usually have this hang up).

take 171..divide by 2.54 = 67.3228
60 inches= five foot
therefore you're five seven

so cultist chicks are mostly tall i take it?
hmm..how tall are you without heels mirkah..i think maybe we're the same height

yeah..i scared off a lot of "men" back in highschool cause they are all short
even today..when i get onto an elevator..even without heels..i feel like i'm some sort of a giant

That is freakin' tall! I wouldn't dare wear platforms or heels if I was that tall. Sheeeeet, I am only 5'4". Gravity does still work last time I checked. 6'3" is a long way to fall.

Can I resurrect the birth control thing? Depo....is...god! No period for 6 months now and no kids. Could you ask for anything more?

sorry fill me in for that?

i dont know..i dont think having no period for 6 months is a good thing.i dont want to fuck up my cycle that badly

Thanks, Lippy.
*repeats to self: "you are five seven, you are five seven..."*

i dont know..i think that's how you calculate it

in the UK glamour they had this height ratio thing..divide your guy's height in inches with your height in inches...the ideal ratio is 1.09..

remember how i always liked a guy who is 6'3....well 75/69=1.09... see see see...my intuitions was right!

Oh I envy you two. What I wouldn't give to be just a few inches taller. Maybe I am asking for trouble messing with my cycle but when I am skipping along and my girl friends (all 2 of them, because I don't get along with girls) are having to stop to change their tampons I have to laugh in that maniacal way.

Mwaaahahaha!

Course, they will be laughing at me when I have to have an ovarian implant. Yes I just made that up.

how does that thing work again? fill me in...

i dont know..i am antsy about pills...i dont like to chemically alter my body..i dont even like to take advils..now if only there is an herbal alternative

patch anyone? but its ridiculous expensive right?
my friends are telling me to get on the pill

(i dont get along with girls either...well ..i dont knwo anymore)

i want to be officiall five ten...or six feet

yes i am odd that way

I know an easier way to calculate the height ratio: Take the guy. Hug him. If it feels comfy, yay! good height!
Scientific () research has proven that 1.82-1.93m works fine for me. Ideally about 1.87m

Lupus, good point. So long as the guy can handle being seen in public with a girl that is taller than him.

Depo is the shot you get every 3 months. It is fantastical. the pill freaks me out because you have take it the same time every single day. I can hardly remember to get up in the morning, let alone take a pill at the SAME TIME. Physically, depo and the pill mess with your body equal amounts. Depo just tricks your body into thinking it is pregnant and the pill... blocks something or something. I don't remember.

lol...the last guy i was in love with..was like 6'3 ..that's good indication...

this contractor came in.and the first time i asked was how tall he was..at 6'5 ..he's all giant like..i think 6'3 is the best

wait...so is it cheaper/more expensive?

i dont know..if i can COMMIT to that..lol
even though its practically the same thing
are you sure its messes it up the same way

see with the pill you can go off it..if you are nto sexually active and everything returns to normal..whereas..depo isnt the same right?

i dotn know...i hate how the condom isnt as reliable as it should

Yeah, the condom is not effective enough to rely on alone. I mean, I can't IMAGINE having a kid right now. It would kill me. Yeah, depo is a big commitment. But once you know you want a kid, you go off it and then you can have one. It's not like you are going to decide one day that you want a kid and, dammit, you want it now. Right? Right!?

I don't know how much it would be for you, but my insurance covers it. Without insurance is is 40US, so I would imagine it is a bit more than that for you. Every three months.

oh yay girl talk!

without insurance it's 40..that cheap man..what the
i thought the pill will put you down like 30 dollars a month..or is it 7..lol..the school insurance covers the pill..nto the patch i dotn think

i was thinkign about the patch...
but hmm...if its that cheap..40US..i wonder..maybe

yay for girl talk indeed

and NO i cannot have a kid..not now