The Chuck Chicks Thread
[QUOTE=alene]Oh shit, would you look at the time? It's just past time-to-get-Brock-off-with-internet-fantasy-porn O'clock. Better luck next time.[/QUOTE]
You're a fantasy? I thought alene was real. My bad...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]hey how do you get yer damn cup size? is there like a set of measuring cups in the back at victorias secret and they pour you in? or do you just keep trying the damn things on until you find one that matches? is it an international unit of measurement like a liter, or is it more like a size nine, different everytime you try one on?[/QUOTE]
I just put my package in the cup and see if it fits...
The mind is the limit. I am going to be the best personal trainer to ever exist on this earth. I am going to inspire, motivate, and change lives. I have that power. There is not a doubt in my mind that I can make you have an orgasm just from the power of my mind via the internet. I'm a giver like that. I can heal you. I can make you whole. That's Brock. That's what I do. Moving on...
not you...I'm asking alene or any other chick who actually knows their cupsize...
[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]hey how do you get yer damn cup size? is there like a set of measuring cups in the back at victorias secret and they pour you in? or do you just keep trying the damn things on until you find one that matches? is it an international unit of measurement like a liter, or is it more like a size nine, different everytime you try one on?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it totally does vary and I have always figured it out by trying a billion different ones on until I find the right fit. And then do it all over again if I gain or lose like 3 pounds because they are the first thing to gain weight and the first thing to lose it. I hate them.
My friend works at Victoria's Secret and she tells me that nearly everyone she fits is wearing the wrong size when they come in. How hard is it?
[QUOTE=Brock Landers]You're a fantasy? I thought alene was real. My bad...[/QUOTE]
It's all a fantasy around here until you actually meet someone face to face. You have even said so yourself. Oh, and Alene isn't real. Kristine is.
[QUOTE=alene]
My friend works at Victoria's Secret and she tells me that nearly everyone she fits is wearing the wrong size when they come in. How hard is it?[/QUOTE]
it completely pays to get a fitting every now and then. its kinda bizarre to have some strange woman measuring your boobs 3 different ways with a tape measure, but hey, if you want a bra that fits, its worth it...
Imma stick with my uni-boob sports bras for now, small medium or large, its brilliant really...
I dunno, dude. I sweat more in those and they don't give good enough support.
i dont think i even own a sports bra...
What do you jog in?
[QUOTE=alene]What do you jog in?[/QUOTE]
The Nude
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Sweet!
I feel your pain. Let's start a club! A club of pain.
There is hope, but not for us.
i dont really jog .. and mine arent big enough to cause me much trouble if i do - i mean i have some cotton ones and stuff but i dont actually have a 'sports bra' i can never find one that fits. if im on the treadmill or something i ususally just wear a crop top, or one of those singlets with a built in thing..
[QUOTE=jane s.]I feel your pain. Let's start a club! A club of pain.[/QUOTE]
the pain of never being able to hiold a writing implement up with our breasteseses
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
[QUOTE=Kit!]i dont really jog .. and mine arent big enough to cause me much trouble if i do - i mean i have some cotton ones and stuff but i dont actually have a 'sports bra' i can never find one that fits. if im on the treadmill or something i ususally just wear a crop top, or one of those singlets with a built in thing..[/QUOTE]
Oh my god I am so jealous. BAD jealous.
ok im going to stop talking now.
kit! i bet you're about my size... 34 b, yes? this is the 34 b singlet wearers club.
i really like the word singlet. no one here ever uses it.
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
[QUOTE=lofivinyl]kit! i bet you're about my size... 34 b, yes? this is the 34 b singlet wearers club.
i really like the word singlet. no one here ever uses it.[/QUOTE]
yep thats me.. just anohter thing to chalk up on that crazy list of stuff we have in common!
noone says singlet? what do they say?
they say tank top or maybe camisole if it's lacy enough
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
have any of the (many, many) stooopid horny guys here jumped in and screamed 'show yer tits!' yet?
[QUOTE=alex cassun]have any of the (many, many) stooopid horny guys here jumped in and screamed 'show yer tits!' yet?[/QUOTE]
who wants to see some little 34 b though ?
I DO THATS WHO ! 
I don't like the idea of the 34b's going off and starting their own boobgroup and discriminating against big ol boobies, I mean that where the actual physical pain is, forget about jogging, there's no way... I mean I can't even go down a flight of stairs quickly without hanging on to them, or it feels like they are gonna actually physically tear from the shoulder, but this is not an issue that should divide us chicks dammit, united on the boobfront!
[QUOTE=lofivinyl]kit! i bet you're about my size... 34 b, yes? this is the 34 b singlet wearers club.
i really like the word singlet. no one here ever uses it.[/QUOTE]
I like the word singlet too. When you imagine 'tank' you imagine something very boxy and functional and not cute at all. We need some prettier words.
[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]I don't like the idea of the 34b's going off and starting their own boobgroup and discriminating against big ol boobies, I mean that where the actual physical pain is, forget about jogging, there's no way... I mean I can't even go down a flight of stairs quickly without hanging on to them, or it feels like they are gonna actually physically tear from the shoulder, but this is not an issue that should divide us chicks dammit, united on the boobfront![/QUOTE]
yeahs , boobs is boobs
[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]I don't like the idea of the 34b's going off and starting their own boobgroup and discriminating against big ol boobies, I mean that where the actual physical pain is, forget about jogging, there's no way... I mean I can't even go down a flight of stairs quickly without hanging on to them, or it feels like they are gonna actually physically tear from the shoulder, but this is not an issue that should divide us chicks dammit, united on the boobfront![/QUOTE]
Amen. I can't even go jogging without a sports bra, regular bra and a 'singlet' with a built in shelf. It is really starting to sound tempting, that built in under the skin breast lifter cage.
No girl can tell me, no matter what their size, that breast don't suck right around period time.
come period time i dont want anyone to accidently brush them or even look at them too hard.
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
[QUOTE=karbunkle]yeahs , boobs is boobs[/QUOTE]
thats utter and complete bullshit and you know it
[QUOTE=lofivinyl]they say tank top or maybe camisole if it's lacy enough[/QUOTE]
tank top. lame.
[QUOTE=Kit!]tank top. lame.[/QUOTE]
i'm saying "singlet" from now on. i dont care if i get called pretentious.
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
[QUOTE=alene]No girl can tell me, no matter what their size, that breast don't suck right around period time.[/QUOTE]
the soreness sucks, but the plumpness and cleavage is nice...
don't be mad!
[QUOTE=lofivinyl]come period time i dont want anyone to accidently brush them or even look at them too hard.[/QUOTE]
oh man, tell me about it........
I like to think of it as the pain of having the breasts of a perpetual prepubescent. Mine are 36b.
I get off easy though as far as breasts are concerned--Mine don't even bother me when I have my period. My periods don't even bother me really. I mean, in the long term that sucks but in the short term when I want to wear nice clothes without worry of bloat and leakage, it's cool.
There is hope, but not for us.
hey jane to be honest, mine had a wicked growth spurt in the last four or so years, so you never know what will happen, especially if you squeeze out some puppies...
oh and you just said: "[I]I get off easy as far as breasts are concerned[/I]"
...just thought I'd say that back to you..heh heh heh
Yeah....I realized that was worded badly, but I was too lazy to change it.
And I wish people would stop making fun of my hypothetical children. 
Actually this is a good place to discuss this: For about five years I've had ovarian cysts, and it's kept me from ovulating correctly. I've been taking birth control for about 4 1/2 years to keep my body in working order, but it's definitely come to the point where I've plateaued off and I'm not getting any better. My mother had this same problem, and she had surgery to fix the problem. Does anyone know anything about this? She wants me to see an endocrinologist but I'm kind of freaked out by the idea of someone carving off a chunk of my ovaries.
There is hope, but not for us.
i thought birth control was the cause of ovarian cysts?
and I totally want making fun of your future offspring, I guess I was just assuming that would have some...sorry...
Nah, it's different for different people, just like all other medications...in my case, if I didn't take the pill I basically wouldn't have any estrogen, which is terrible for the female body.
And you didn't insult my future children, I just thought it was weird the way you said I'd be having puppies instead of babies. 
Alene and I already had a dumb conversation this afternoon about how she would make fun of my children after they're born and call them "sticky face" and "poophead."
There is hope, but not for us.
aw, I guess that's just my weird way of talking, I'm totally afraid of any birthcontrol pills screwing up my stuff, brittle bones and boob cancer and all that stuff, doctors don't really know what they are doing as a whole if you ask me, so I wouldn't know if I have cysts or not...and I don't want to, but it almost seems like maybe yer mom is the best one to talk to this about, seein as she went through the same thing?
Yeah...my mom's also very weird. And my GP says I probably shouldn't have to have the surgery, but I don't like the idea of just...continuing on as I am. I mean, I'd [i]like[/i] to have kids someday, and with the way things are continuing I won't be able to.
There is hope, but not for us.
Jane, have it taken care of. I really think you should.
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
yeah i think you should most definitely get another doctors opinion
especially if its important to you
Seriously, Jane. Go to the doctor. Let them fix you up. You want the chance to have kids, even if you do decided to become a nun. And I will only be calling them poopy face in a loving aunt alene kind of way.
I am kind of afrad of birth control, too. Messing with your hormones is NEVER a good idea. But, what is the alternative? A life of condoms and such? I couldn't handle it.
three words:
Queen Anne's Lace
hey alene, I meant to tell you I like yer new old avatar being back...
[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]three words:
Queen Anne's Lace[/QUOTE]
4 words ...
I Dont Get It?
[QUOTE=Kit!]4 words ...
I Dont Get It?[/QUOTE]
I'm being [Url=http://www.sisterzeus.com/qaluse.htm]secretive[/Url]...
this is crazy. although i didnt get much past this sentence ..
"[I]The seeds, harvested in the fall, are a strong contraceptive if taken orally immediately after coitus." [B](penis/vagina sex) [/B] [/I] "
ahhahaa. yes i'm juvenile.
they taste like toothpaste mixed with beard-trimmings, so much for secretiveness I suppose...shout it out! shout it out loud!
*rocks out to pretend kiss*
hey how do you get yer damn cup size? is there like a set of measuring cups in the back at victorias secret and they pour you in? or do you just keep trying the damn things on until you find one that matches? is it an international unit of measurement like a liter, or is it more like a size nine, different everytime you try one on?