The Chuck Chicks Thread

Did anyone see that Stealing Beauty movie with Liv Tyler in?

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]Did anyone see that Stealing Beauty movie with Liv Tyler in?[/QUOTE]

Not Bertolucci's finest moment, but a good film. Basically it's a long pretentious film all about how liv tyler comes of age by flashing her naked body at old artistic intellectual men and loses her virginity to some perfect specimen of throbbing italian teen hunk who can't speak english in the middle of a field or whatever. I like films like this. It's like Lolita except more artsy...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers] Shelly Winters is the only notable thing in it. I think she died after it....[/QUOTE]
I don't think so. I think Crazy Eyes Calhoun is notable. He wasn't just a fat guy with a heart of gold. He was quiet but he conveyed depth and frustration and paralysis through subtle behavior. I also thought Debbie Harry was decent. You know, the other guy in it I LOVED was the guy who met Crazy Eyes in the hospital cafeteria. This man is a great actor. He was a vietnam vet in the TV show Ghostwriter, and he was in The Warriors as the murderous, menacing, bottle clinking, Warrior taunting gang member in the infamous "come out to playyyyayyy" scene at the end of the movie.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I don't think so. I think Crazy Eyes Calhoun is notable. He wasn't just a fat guy with a heart of gold. He was quiet but he conveyed depth and frustration and paralysis through subtle behavior. I also thought Debbie Harry was decent. You know, the other guy in it I LOVED was the guy who met Crazy Eyes in the hospital cafeteria. This man is a great actor. He was a vietnam vet in the TV show Ghostwriter, and he was in The Warriors as the murderous, menacing, bottle clinking, Warrior taunting gang member in the infamous "come out to playyyyayyy" scene at the end of the movie.[/QUOTE]

Dude, the only thing he conveys is a depressed fat guy who makes his eyes spin... his eyes are fucking wierd... debbie harry always plays an old battle axe hard-livin' bitch who drinks tomuch or seems like she has a hangover all the time for no reason... a real shitkicker... I remember the hospital scene, it's like the fat guy is afraid toget a hot dog and the guy tells him just to take the hot dog and it's supposed to be amataphor for life or something that makes him feel better about his mom dying...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]Not Bertolucci's finest moment, but a good film. Basically it's a long pretentious film all about how liv tyler comes of age by flashing her naked body at old artistic intellectual men and loses her virginity to some perfect specimen of throbbing italian teen hunk who can't speak english in the middle of a field or whatever. I like films like this. It's like Lolita except more artsy...[/QUOTE]
It was done by Bertolucci? I didn't know that.

I liked the bits when the text from her diary wizzed past the camera shots of her writing in her diary, it was something I would've expected from that Coppola chic. However, I couldn't stand all that bullshit about her and her mother: 'My mother was like this before she died' and 'My mother and I are one soul' sort of shit (Maybe i'm mixing movies, it's been a while since I saw it). I was expecting Liv to fuck the old dying artistic intellectual man actually... sort of disappointed that she didn't!

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]It was done by Bertolucci? I didn't know that.

I liked the bits when the text from her diary wizzed past the camera shots of her writing in her diary, it was something I would've expected from that Coppola chic. However, I couldn't stand all that bullshit about her and her mother: 'My mother was like this before she died' and 'My mother and I are one soul' sort of shit (Maybe i'm mixing movies, it's been a while since I saw it). I was expecting Liv to fuck the old dying artistic intellectual man actually... sort of disappointed that she didn't![/QUOTE]

Bertolucci is sexually obsessed too. Stealing Beauty is his movie about young girls and sex. Last Tango in Paris is another in the same vein, namely middle-aged men having midlife crisis' and teen girls around 16 or 17. Then there is that movie Beseiged about sex with black girls. Then there is that The Last Emperor about asian sex and lactating mamas. He's such a perv... many more too... I was rooting for the old man too, but no such luck... that would be too controversial or something...

[QUOTE=ArcherDylan27]I swear by NYLON and Vogue
they dont have sex articles on how to please your crush or 67 ways to lick his ear
and learn to talk to your cat
but they have great fashion spreads and thats really what its all about...and then theres the hotter skinnier boys with the better haircuts[/QUOTE]
Nylon is lovely... there's a similar australian mag called Oyster which always has great photography and lovely design too.

but i always buy at least one crappy cosmo to laugh at whenever i go on a beach holiday. its essential holiday reading!

[QUOTE=Kit!]

but i always buy at least one crappy cosmo to laugh at whenever i go on a beach holiday. its essential holiday reading![/QUOTE]
That's true. National Inquirer's really good for that too.

mostly I like the "men's" magazines

esquire, details, GQ, even Maxim and Stuff and FHM....

the womens ones are really only good for interviews and cool photography, in particular the ads...

hey snow, have you decided whether or not to go to Turkey with yer mom yet?

I love GQ the best. I like reading Esquire too. FHM is read by 13yr old boys over here. GQ seems the closest to Elle or B. I love the advice they all give on how to impress women.

I don't think i'm going to go. I'm going to visit my friend who lives in Liechenstein and maybe crewing on a 40ft yacht for Cowes Week with my sister and some chicas through the yacht club. I'm only going because of the evenings, after team racing which involves a lot of hot young men and drinking till you get kicked out of all the clubs on the isle of wight.

oh, Liechtenstein......the smallest country in the world.....I used to live right by it and I never got to visit, promise me you'll take some fotos of that place at least, I need to see it!

[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]oh, Liechtenstein......the smallest country in the world.....I used to live right by it and I never got to visit, promise me you'll take some fotos of that place at least, I need to see it![/QUOTE]
I will. I think I might be arriving on some Bank Holiday so there will be a lot of party pics. My friend will be starting school during the week so i'm going to go along to it with her, and try and learn some German.

nice, I am truly envious, at best I can hope to go to my brother's wedding next march, I have no vacations lined up until then. I hope you have a great time...

[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]mostly I like the "men's" magazines

esquire, details, GQ, even Maxim and Stuff and FHM....[/QUOTE]

I'm with you on this one, except for GQ. But these mags have more interesting and entertaining articles. Kit's right, though, that Cosmo is good for some laughs, but I can't even remember the last time I actually read a copy.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]Dude, the only thing he conveys is a depressed fat guy who makes his eyes spin.... I remember the hospital scene, it's like the fat guy is afraid toget a hot dog and the guy tells him just to take the hot dog and it's supposed to be amataphor for life or something that makes him feel better about his mom dying...[/QUOTE]

You can't relate to it because you're nothing like that, and from what you've said, you've never been anything close to a fat depressed balding guy afraid to "take the hot dog." You're like, captain of the football team meat head take charge of the guns "Dude" dude. Conveying depression in a way that is realistic and delicate, and also acting like he's a child sort of, is maybe not something that can affect you.

I have a serious magazine addiction!
I have even been reading Cosmo. It is just the best way to pass the hours at work, but it's terrible! I need to stop!

I mean, last month in Cosmo they talked about how girls talk to much and it just confuses guys and that they would rather just sit around with you naked and not talk at all. I crap up every time I think about it.

[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]oh, Liechtenstein......the smallest country in the world.....I used to live right by it and I never got to visit, promise me you'll take some fotos of that place at least, I need to see it![/QUOTE]
i had always heard the vatican was considered the smallest country in the world

I only have one subscription to a magazine, and thats PCGamer.
I still get Sci-Fi, even though I cancelled it 6 months ago, and Im thinking of subscribing to High Times again.

the vatican is a country? based on what criteria? isn't it just a building?

[QUOTE=alene]I have a serious magazine addiction!
I have even been reading Cosmo. It is just the best way to pass the hours at work, but it's terrible! I need to stop!

I mean, last month in Cosmo they talked about how girls talk to much and it just confuses guys and that they would rather just sit around with you naked and not talk at all. I crap up every time I think about it.[/QUOTE]
oh no! i do that at work a bit too sometimes - Joe, my (male) workmate and i sit around having coffee and reading Who Weekly. bad bad. very bad.

[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]the vatican is a country? based on what criteria? isn't it just a building?[/QUOTE]
dont ask me , thats just what ive heard , its one of those 'ok, if you say so' type things , dont make a lick of difference to me if it was or wasnt to bother checking out if it was true or not

it is a country. vatican city. they have their own stamps. im not sure about currency.
but technically it is a country

whoa, first I've heard of that. "we're a city, but we're also a country, just take our word for it, we have god on our side"

Did anyone see that movie about a little boy who liked to dress up in pretty dresses and was really good at spelling? I remember his prize was to go visit the Pope in the Vatican... another lame movie shown on British Airways.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]You can't relate to it because you're nothing like that, and from what you've said, you've never been anything close to a fat depressed balding guy afraid to "take the hot dog." You're like, captain of the football team meat head take charge of the guns "Dude" dude. Conveying depression in a way that is realistic and delicate, and also acting like he's a child sort of, is maybe not something that can affect you.[/QUOTE]

You obviously aren't paying attention. I've been close to being fat and I've always been depressed and I know about self-image problems, I was a kid, I did go through puberty, my body has always changed, I do know what it's like tohave your mom die, sort-of, I do know what it's like to be obsessed with everything wrong withyou, so yeah, I think I know what that dude was going through, hell, I even binge eat on occasion, but not to the point where I get fat, exercise allows me to overeat on occasion...the dude played emotionally unstable, well, I've been there, I've been married, I've been without the use of my testicles and had my brain fried until I couldn't think at all and was what amounted to zombie's existence, I haven't always been this perfect, I mean christ, I was in a mental hospital for months, I was surrounded by those people, the fat balding childlike depressed dudes, I was surrounded by the starving chicks and the wrist cutters and the stutterers and the miscreants and the poo-flingers and the dancing around the room all day to a song no one hears dude, and I know all about mediction time and the showerroom and on and on, I'm just saying, I am not impressed by how well a fat, balding pathetic dude plays a fat balding pathetic dude... I mean, if he had gained 100 pounds and shaved his head wierd and was actually not really fat,pathetic and balding... I mean, c'mon, you make it sound like I've never dealt withhard shitand don't have sympathy or empathy or anything, and that's just wrong, cause I do feel, I do care, but it was just a movie and as talented an actor as he may or may not be, they are all the same, they just play themselves. You want amazing fat, pathetic, depressed dude... try FATSO... it's a film starring Dom Deluise. Broke my heart...

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[QUOTE=SnowWhite]Did anyone see that movie about a little boy who liked to dress up in pretty dresses and was really good at spelling? I remember his prize was to go visit the Pope in the Vatican... another lame movie shown on British Airways.[/QUOTE]

was that ma vie en rose?

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]was that ma vie en rose?[/QUOTE]

probably...

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"Ludovic is a young boy who can't wait to grow up to be a woman. When his family discovers the little girl blossoming in him they are forced to contend with their own discomfort and the lack of understanding from their new neighbors. Their anger and impatience cave and Ludovic is sent to see a psychiatrist in the hopes of fixing whatever is wrong with him. A movie that addresses trans-gender and gender issues in general through the eyes of a child."

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]You obviously aren't paying attention. I've been close to being fat and I've always been depressed and I know about self-image problems, I was a kid, I did go through puberty, my body has always changed, I d You want amazing fat, pathetic, depressed dude... try FATSO... it's a film starring Dom Deluise. Broke my heart...

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Maybe all they have to do is play themselves, and force me to pay attention because normally I ignore the plight of the fat balding childlike depressed momma's boy. I still think he did a good job, crazy eyes I mean.

No, Ma Vie en Rose was actually quite a good movie, if not a little corny. This was American.

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]No, Ma Vie en Rose was actually quite a good movie, if not a little corny. This was American.[/QUOTE]

Oh! That was Bruno! Shirley MacLaine is in it, right?

Yeah, it was Bruno. MacLaine played the fat mother I think.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]Maybe all they have to do is play themselves, and force me to pay attention because normally I ignore the plight of the fat balding childlike depressed momma's boy. I still think he did a good job, crazy eyes I mean.[/QUOTE]

All actors play themselves in whatever they do. Johnny Depp. Sean Penn. Crazy Eyes. I'm just sayin' HEAVY was a film written by someone in the know. It was a part written for a fat pathetic mama's boy. Ol' crazy eyes came in and probably nailed the audition, what withhis eyes and being fat and pathetic looking. I'm not saying he is depressed or a mama's boy or anythingin real life, just that chances are, growing up fat, he knows all about the shit fat people have to put up with... the feelings of worthlessness, being teased, seeking solace in food, etc... I just really don't care much because I hate Oprah... Oprah coulda played that part... like The Color Purple except with Evan Dando... that'd be awesome!

wearing a bra when its hot out has to be the worst shit in the world, and I even go so far as to get the EMS mountainclimbing kind, with the spacial cool dry fabrics and no metal bits and plastic pieces and shit and it still sucks. I really can't go with out though, it makes me feel weird. and last night I dreamed about going to work with out pants or a bra or shoes and I made my dad stop at a store on the way there but he was pissed and impatient and all they had was miniskirts and flip flops and I so fucking hate flip flops...I never ever dream about my dad by the way this must have been somebody else standing in...

[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]wearing a bra when its hot out has to be the worst shit in the world, and I even go so far as to get the EMS mountainclimbing kind, with the spacial cool dry fabrics and no metal bits and plastic pieces and shit and it still sucks. I really can't go with out though, it makes me feel weird. and last night I dreamed about going to work with out pants or a bra or shoes and I made my dad stop at a store on the way there but he was pissed and impatient and all they had was miniskirts and flip flops and I so fucking hate flip flops...I never ever dream about my dad by the way this must have been somebody else standing in...[/QUOTE]

I agree. I would kill to have A cups and I could just NEVER wear a bra.

I do like the way that looks, but there's something satisfying about having big ol boobies too, mostly cause my mom has little ones that she hates and ha ha I got them neener neener...I wish you could either switch them around or I should live somewhere where it never gets hot cause really I hate the heat. Maine's a good start, but we got the damp thing going on...

[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]I do like the way that looks, but there's something satisfying about having big ol boobies too, mostly cause my mom has little ones that she hates and ha ha I got them neener neener...I wish you could either switch them around or I should live somewhere where it never gets hot cause really I hate the heat. Maine's a good start, but we got the damp thing going on...[/QUOTE]

I like big breasteses because they are good to suck on... and visually, they really do make a difference... I mean it, I like women of all shapes and sizes when it comes to tits, but if a chick has huge tits, it ALWAYS grabs my attention, I mean, fat chicks aside, like REALLY fat chicks, I mean, going to Walmart on a day when it is 100 degrees is guaranteeing giant sweaty breasts in tubetops, at least in my town, I dunno, there's this chick at my gym... probably like 5'8", real petite, lean, aerobicizer with muscle tone, giant fucking tits in this white sports bra, she's there all there everytime I go, such a knockout, but the tits, they just don'tfit, ya know, they make her look sorta funny, but funny in a mah balls feel sorta funny looking at her, I dunno, there's this other chick at the bookstore I go to, she is about 6 foot tall, thin, brunette, again, huge breasts, and she is like emaciated thin, like anorexic thin, and she wears this thin nerd glasses and always has huge cleavage, and it's like Elvira Mistress of the Night or something, I dunno... I think blondes with big tits are great, it's likesorta stating the obvious, but yeah, and brunettes with big tits are great too, and just tits are great and i really like them for obvious reasons, not necessarily because biologically-speaking they evolved out of the necessity of having an ass on your chest, or whatever, but yeah, friggin titty tease dvd from a long-as time ago, and it's wierd how you can just stare at tits and be mesmerized, but you can, ya know? Nipples make a huge difference for me too. Nipples really make the boob...

I'm glad you like them Brock.

Incidentally, Alene did you order any bras through Bravissimo? I got a really cute turquoise one the other day. Their swimwear's pretty great too.

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]I'm glad you like them Brock.

Incidentally, Alene did you order any bras through Bravissimo? I got a really cute turquoise one the other day. Their swimwear's pretty great too.[/QUOTE]

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I checked out Bravissimo for the big-breasted bra woman, and I am really curious. Do ya'll try on bras and then not buy them? Like random bras? Like isn't this like buying used underwear? Different? The same?

It's not that different than trying anything else on in a shop. And with panties you're supposed to try on with your own knick-knacks underneath, so no it's not like buying used underwear really.

I went in with my friends who have tiny busts and they were really pissed off they didn't make the designs in their sizes (who's laughing now.)

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]It's not that different than trying anything else on in a shop. And with panties you're supposed to try on with your own knick-knacks underneath, so no it's not like buying used underwear really.

I went in with my friends who have tiny busts and they were really pissed off they didn't make the designs in their sizes (who's laughing now.)[/QUOTE]

I'm certainly not laughing. I never laugh at breasts. Unless they are really funny looking. And even then it's still like, hmmmmmm breasts... I think I've always been caught up with the whole bust-thing, sincelike a bust is also like a granite head of like mozart or something. Wierd. I bet you have nice breasts. Sure beats mean ones...

[QUOTE=SnowWhite]I'm glad you like them Brock.

Incidentally, Alene did you order any bras through Bravissimo? I got a really cute turquoise one the other day. Their swimwear's pretty great too.[/QUOTE]

I meant to PM you and thank you - I ordered a strappy number that can change into several different configurations, but it hasn't arrived, yet. And then I ordered a black lacy one a while ago and I LOVE it. They actually FIT! And the prices are really reasonable, I was worried about paying a hefty import tax, but there wasn't any. So thanks! I wish I had lots of friends with the same disposition so that I could tell them about it.

[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]wearing a bra when its hot out has to be the worst shit in the world...[/QUOTE]

it fucking chafes. i hate it too. sometimes i just dont.

well I don't if I'm home, but I can't go out, I'm way too selfconcious about all the movement

[QUOTE=alene]I meant to PM you and thank you - I ordered a strappy number that can change into several different configurations, but it hasn't arrived, yet. And then I ordered a black lacy one a while ago and I LOVE it. They actually FIT! And the prices are really reasonable, I was worried about paying a hefty import tax, but there wasn't any. So thanks! I wish I had lots of friends with the same disposition so that I could tell them about it.[/QUOTE]

you don't have big boobs. I've seen you. You have pokey boobs but not big ones...

[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]well I don't if I'm home, but I can't go out, I'm way too selfconcious about all the movement[/QUOTE]

home is where the floppity titties is! Like the greeting card says!

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]you don't have big boobs. I've seen you. You have pokey boobs but not big ones...[/QUOTE]

Well, that's sweet and all, but they are DD. So if that ain't big I don't know how you define big.

[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]well I don't if I'm home, but I can't go out, I'm way too selfconcious about all the movement[/QUOTE]

mine aren't big enough to move all that much. : /

[QUOTE=alene]Well, that's sweet and all, but they are DD. So if that ain't big I don't know how you define big.[/QUOTE]

I still don't believe you. I need photograpic evidence for like, my like, um, "rockford" files... so many questions... are they easily aroused? Supersentive? Big nipples, little nipples, aereaolae the size of teacups? Can you suck on them yourself? Do you? When you masturbate? Right Now? For me? Please?

[QUOTE=lofivinyl]mine aren't big enough to move all that much. : /[/QUOTE]

I like your boobs because they are like perpetually awestruck, you know, the way they look at me all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed and full of wonder and amazement...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]I still don't believe you. I need photograpic evidence for like, my like, um, "rockford" files... so many questions... are they easily aroused? Supersentive? Big nipples, little nipples, aereaolae the size of teacups? Can you suck on them yourself? Do you? When you masturbate? Right Now? For me? Please?[/QUOTE]

Oh shit, would you look at the time? It's just past time-to-get-Brock-off-with-internet-fantasy-porn O'clock. Better luck next time.