The Chuck Chicks Thread

what is that rabbit doing?

listening to headphones... its kozyndan
you can have it if you want it

the black square shall reign

that thing terrifies me, its like the void. the black hole. the black spot.
the emptiness that threatens to swallow me every night when i go to sleep.

oh my oh my oh maaaaa
what if it were true
and oh my oh my oh maaaaa
tell me if its true

did he did he did heeee
dieeeeee upon that cross
and did he did he did heeee
come back across

oh jesus walkin' on the water
sweet jesus, walkin' thru the sky.....

It's a soft black though, sort of a pastel black, but still very very black. I mean it's a true black, not an off-black. I think, how much more black can that square be? The answer is none. None more black.

I never knew Mooks was an australian company. I have a mooks tee shirt with the number 66 right over my breasts. Liquid Sky used to sell Mooks, probably still does. Have you heard of Liquid Sky Designs? They're a design company based in NY, where they have a store selling music and clothes and other stuff. They're almost right next door to the X-Large store on Lafeyette street, or they used to be anyway, down in that whole gallery/tourist district. Liquid Sky D-Signs used to send out a catalog. I bought one of their sweatshirts once, with their logo on it - an alien or astronaught type girl with a big round Charlie Brown head and a heart between her legs. It's total raver/skater attire.

When do you start spending stupid amounts of money on clothes. I remember being 17 and thinking it was absurd to spend more than 25 bucks on jeans and now I feel lucky when I find a pair that I like for under 80. And shirts, if I find one I really like, 100 bucks doesn't seem so absurd, but 17 year old me would have barfed at the thought. I don't make much more than I did then... why do I shell out 200 bucks for shoes when 8 years ago it was cheapy all the way?

By the way, I LOVE this place: [url]http://www.chic-n-unique.com/[/url]

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]One of my bosses told me that I have to wear some kind of hosiery to work. I think that's outrageous and archaic. It is possible to look professional without some kind of sock or stocking! He doesn't understand fashion. I'm tempted to wear a nice skirt or dress to work, and big white cotton tube socks pulled up to my knees. I'd look so stupid and not professional. If I'm required to wear hosiery, I just won't wear skirts, damnit. It's a silly rule, because we're at a store. My other job is actually a professional setting and we don't have that kind of nonsense. What is this, 1970?[/QUOTE]

He's probably a stocking fetishist. If I was a boss, I'd make my underlings dress sexy too...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]He's probably a stocking fetishist. If I was a boss, I'd make my underlings dress sexy too...[/QUOTE]

I would not doubt that he has personal and offensive reasons to specify the underthings of his underlings. He's also got asian girl fetish, but he is a white man afterall.

awesome sites, thanks... ...anyone else have anything to add for the whole clothing i-dont-know-where-to-buy campaign?

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I would not doubt that he has personal and offensive reasons to specify the underthings of his underlings. He's also got asian girl fetish, but he is a white man afterall.[/QUOTE]

I am a white man and I don't find asian women attractive at all, unless you count rita, because she's got a beautiful "personality" or something, Iguess... besides I like normal vagina, I don't like it all sideways and shit. You might be underestimating him too, maybe he just thinks stockings make a woman professional and doesn't want to rub against your nylon-encased calves until he covers you in oriental pearl cweam... ah, but you underlings all hate your bosses, don'cha...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]I am a white man and I don't find asian women attractive at all, unless you count rita, because she's got a beautiful "personality" or something, Iguess... besides I like normal vagina, I don't like it all sideways and shit. You might be underestimating him too, maybe he just thinks stockings make a woman professional and doesn't want to rub against your nylon-encased calves until he covers you in oriental pearl cweam... ah, but you underlings all hate your bosses, don'cha...[/QUOTE]

I know, we do hate our bosses. Even if we like our bosses we have to hate them because if we didn't then we'd be traitors to all those working along side us and to all the underlings from the past. Bosses are to be hated by underlings, becuase of what a boss stands for, I guess. Thing is, the stockings rule wasn't even his idea. It's a company policy. I doubt he cares personally about my legs or the legs of many other women who work there. In fact, he doesn't say anything about it. He delegates the enforcement of the hosiery rule to the assistant....OMG why am I explaining this to you? No one cares.

edit: I actually really do like my boss there. The management is a big reason I love working there so much. He's a nice guy and I was only kidding about thinking he has fetishes. He's always been incredibly decent to us underlings. Once I had a problem and when I spoke to him about it he was nothing but attentive. His previous training was for the seminary, then he worked in children's literature, but I guess he just likes being a manager.

I joke about everything to make my life more interesting and amusing. I also extremely wanted to type out "underthings of underlings."

^ worried about her boss reading this

I just felt guilty. I can be a sincere person.

I'm only kidding. I am not so good at that sincere stuff.

[QUOTE=alene]When do you start spending stupid amounts of money on clothes. I remember being 17 and thinking it was absurd to spend more than 25 bucks on jeans and now I feel lucky when I find a pair that I like for under 80. And shirts, if I find one I really like, 100 bucks doesn't seem so absurd, but 17 year old me would have barfed at the thought. I don't make much more than I did then... why do I shell out 200 bucks for shoes when 8 years ago it was cheapy all the way?

By the way, I LOVE this place: [url]http://www.chic-n-unique.com/[/url][/QUOTE]Cause you have money now nutball!

Nuh uh, like I said - I earned about the same amount back then. Actually, my take home was more than I am earning now. I had a killer job.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I just felt guilty. I can be a sincere person.[/QUOTE]

Guilty for what? Saying how you feel? Explaining yourself to the best of your ability? Fuckin' guilt... the bastard...

[QUOTE=morey]Cause you have money now nutball![/QUOTE]

I buy clothes at JCPenney... I don't think I'm metrosexual...

[QUOTE=alene]When do you start spending stupid amounts of money on clothes. I remember being 17 and thinking it was absurd to spend more than 25 bucks on jeans and now I feel lucky when I find a pair that I like for under 80. And shirts, if I find one I really like, 100 bucks doesn't seem so absurd, but 17 year old me would have barfed at the thought. I don't make much more than I did then... why do I shell out 200 bucks for shoes when 8 years ago it was cheapy all the way?

By the way, I LOVE this place: [url]http://www.chic-n-unique.com/[/url][/QUOTE]
i wonder this often too , its like your tastes develop or something?
id rather have a few key expensive items than lots of shitty cheap ones.

i love that site btw, i wonder if it would be worth getting stuff shipped here..

I lied. Anthropoogie is not my favorite store because I've never bought anything from them because it's too damn expensive! It's my favorite place to browse, they have my favorite things, I just never shop there. I still think clothes are too expensive and don't spend stupid amounts on them. 200 bucks for shoes? That's outrageous!

yeah. when people get that sort of thing for you as a present or something, I always appreciate it, but I'd never spend that much money on something like that for myself. If there's something I REALLY want at a place like that (for guys, that is), I'll just wait a few months and buy it when it's on clearance to make room for the NEW expensive bullshit.

Oh, and Maddie, tube socks are SO IN! I f I was a girl, I'd have the balls to do it. I'm just really bad about trying to bend the rules. I can be so rebelious sometimes.

[QUOTE=qualitycontrolrep]...If I was a girl, I'd have the balls to do it...[/QUOTE]

haha
you made a funny

I think I'm smarter when I'm menstruating, what do you girls think?
How bad are your periods? I've had some bad ones, oh man. I've had some heavy flow and some blindingly painful cramps, plus what feels like a metal vagina while wearing magnetic panties.

I quit birth control when I didn't have insurance, now I have insurance but I'm not having sex. I know a lot of you are always on birth control and some of you (Alene) don't get "periods" so how does that work out for you? I'd be afraid to manipulate my body so much, not to menstruate in over a year, just seems so unnatural. 'Course, many things I do are unnatural. I guess I have to draw the line somewhere.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I think I'm smarter when I'm menstruating, what do you girls think?
How bad are your periods? I've had some bad ones, oh man. I've had some heavy flow and some blindingly painful cramps, plus what feels like a metal vagina while wearing magnetic panties.

I quit birth control when I didn't have insurance, now I have insurance but I'm not having sex. I know a lot of you are always on birth control and some of you (Alene) don't get "periods" so how does that work out for you? I'd be afraid to manipulate my body so much, not to menstruate in over a year, just seems so unnatural. 'Course, many things I do are unnatural. I guess I have to draw the line somewhere.[/QUOTE]

A woman's bleeding was considered a cosmic event, relating and connecting one to the moon, the lunar cycles and the tides. Woman was thought to be at the height of her power at this time, and for this reason was encouraged to spend time listening to her inner voice which would often offer suggestions and wisdom.
It can be the most creative and spiritual time of the month for many women.
In the Ancient Greece, women would pour into their feminine cloths, and then rinse with water, teh cloth into a garden and/or potted plants to create, if not new life within the womb, then within our own lives and from the earth, back into it.

Ok, Ive never done that shit before, but they used to.. ..and I guess it makes sense.
But how would you feel if your neighbors saw you outside once a month around he same time wringging out bloody pads and tampons, into your garder.. .their garden, everyones garden... .?

lordy.

anyways, my mom always told me not to wear tampons because it supresses what my "moontime" was creating and trying to achieve.. ..she'd say, "Killian, Express dont Supress"
what a goof, but she was always for that individuation. the Mantra of my inner id.
My mom told me to Thrive during this time of the month, to explore sensuality my bodily landscape.. ..a tiny taste of the divine.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]X-Large store on Lafeyette street[/QUOTE]
Sweet Crap i love this store, los boys beastie really get down with there designs!
I have one pink sheer dress with birds on it from Milkfed...but that was a couple years back, its very very hard to find any of that brand anymore, unless i went to Tokyo.

[url]www.milkfed.jp[/url]

the funny thing is, when you look at the clothes, you see english.. ..but when you go to 'howtobuy' it is in Japanese.
You'd think Sophia Coppola designer for Milkfed (also Lost in Translation; Director) would have some common courtesy and put it ALL in english.. ..I mean, c'mon.. ..she'd make more money that way. Or at least, have whoever is the distributor make it so that it could be ordered Internationally. If I were a dumbass, I'd say that is not very affirmitive.

oh hey.. ...look what I found

[url]www.bs-intl.jp/[/url]

I wish H&M had an online store, unless there finally is one and I just don't know it yet.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]I wish H&M had an online store, unless there finally is one and I just don't know it yet.[/QUOTE]

Me too!!! Why oh why don't they?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!

H&M like Hennes and Mauritz?

[url]http://www.hm.com[/url]

[QUOTE=Minuet]H&M like Hennes and Mauritz?

[url]http://www.hm.com[/url][/QUOTE]

That's the one. You can't shop online, through a catalog or have things shipped from their stores. You have to walk inside and purchase stuff.

hmm, ok.. ..every store that sells clothing should have an online checkout.. ..seriously, if they are in it for the money, they should get all they can from people who would like to have that stuff, but cant fly a jet out 6 or 20 states away to go to their store, and then fly back home to enjoy it... ..
i mean, if they want these products to talk about, they should spread the word by spreading their options, to people like us.

Hey, do you girls know the best way to sterilize old earrings? Can I just use the ear cleaning solution, or should I use alcohol?

peroxide works good too.

[QUOTE=alene]That's the one. You can't shop online, through a catalog or have things shipped from their stores. You have to walk inside and purchase stuff.[/QUOTE]

I've never understood this and share your lament for lack of an online store. It just makes no sense, especially since they'd make a killing. Ah well, maybe some day.

[QUOTE=Minuet]they should get all they can from people who would like to have that stuff, but cant fly a jet out 6 or 20 states away to go to their store, and then fly back home to enjoy it... ..
i mean, if they want these products to talk about, they should spread the word by spreading their options, to people like us.[/QUOTE]

Yes, indeedy.

[QUOTE=knoxville]1. how come girls can leave their hair alone (as in not was) for every other day (monday wash, wednesday wash, friday wash etc), but if i do it, my hair turn sorta greased up, didnt look too bad today tho.[/QUOTE]
My hair is like that, too. I have to wash it every day, and in fact if I go out at night I wash it again because after 12 hours or so it will start to get greasy. I know a lot of women who don't have to wash their hair every day and they are always griping about it, anyway. Grrrr.

[QUOTE=mirkah]Why does pretty much every chick that posts on this board have to distance herself from the other women.

I don't have women friends...

Girls are silly...

I'm not like other girls...[/QUOTE]
I feel the same way. I don't seem to get along with other girls. There's many reasons, but the main ones seem to be lack of similar interests and the fact that other girls get jealous and weird and then don't want to be around me anymore. Sometimes I wish I could have that kind of girl-girl friendship I might see on television or in a movie or something, but things never work out. The only girl I am good friends with is my cousin, but it's difficult because she's only 17.

And uh... pretty much most the people on the board in general don't seem to like me much, not just the women. :eek:

[QUOTE=MinVeg]I feel the same way. I don't seem to get along with other girls. There's many reasons, but the main ones seem to be lack of similar interests and the fact that other girls get jealous and weird and then don't want to be around me anymore. Sometimes I wish I could have that kind of girl-girl friendship I might see on television or in a movie or something, but things never work out. The only girl I am good friends with is my cousin, but it's difficult because she's only 17.

And uh... pretty much most the people on the board in general don't seem to like me much, not just the women. :eek:[/QUOTE]

Um, I think Mirkah was saying that she doesn't feel that way.

[QUOTE=insomnomaniac]so yeah...girl power...i'm not too good at being a girl. i wear whatever's on the floor. i do laundry when i absolutely have to. i don't use a lot of scenty gingko-beloba/jasmine/all-spice/moisturizing hydrating aloe vera hydroxy extracts shit on my body. i like football. i don't mind burping, farting, and i drink with the boys. makeup is a recent thing for me, and then, only if i feel like it...[/QUOTE]

I mean... I will call myself a tomboy at times, but that's not exactly the right word, because I think a tomboy is pretty much what you just described. It's not always so easy for me to go with just one thing, either, as sometimes I will wear whatever's on the floor, but shit, I'll admit it, if I'm seeing someone then I dress nicer or whatever... If I'm just going out to have a drink at the dive by my house, I'll wear crappy clothes and not give a shit, but if I'm with someone I care about/respect/like then I dress differently, at the same time I most likely still wouldn't wear a dress or something. So, different situations, and the same with makeup. Most of the time I wear makeup is literally because I'm sitting around bored, waiting for someone else to get ready. Every once in a while I might just feel like putting on a little bit, but very rarely. Same with the way I may smell, most people think I smell really good and ask what I'm wearing but it's just my shampoo they are smelling, and sometimes if I feel like it I will wear a scent, something flowery.

I don't like football. I hate sports. I don't mind playing sports (I love basketball), but I hate being a specator in sports and I hate people who idolize fuckwad professional athletes. I don't fart in front of people (okay, maybe I have burped, but I can't put it in a sentence line like I do it all the time or something, because that's inaccurate). I also could not give a shit about cars, I have zero interest in cars. And those generic things we lump all men into liking.. well, I probably don't like most of them, either. But I get along well with intelligent guys, and women always end up ending friendships with me, so that pretty much leaves me with the boys most of the time.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that I don't really like either the things we think of as predominantly "guy" things or those predominantly "girly" things, and I think there are probably a lot more people like that (male and female) than we really know. Guys usually tell me they just like to hang out with me because I'm fun to talk to, don't get too emotional, and always have a big smile that makes them feel good (even though I don't always have a big smile, but that's what they say and it's probably because they're high). I'd say that a lot of my guy friends are not into the typical things that we expect guys to be interested in like sports and cars as much as some guys, and that's one reason we coexist peacefully.

That, and our love for horror films and porn.
~
And, by the way, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the way you are. The most valuable thing to me is someone who can be openly and honestly themselves without having to pull a front or pretend to be something they're not. I just thought I'd tell you that in case you thought I was attacking you personally or something, people here tend to take me far too seriously. <3

[QUOTE=alene]Um, I think Mirkah was saying that she doesn't feel that way.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I can definitely see that, sorry. I've been trying to keep up with this particular thread, but it's getting a bit lengthy/boring for me.

the best things left to say are those things left unsaid.

speaking of things left unsaid, grrl power, and s-e-x, it's like I was climbing trees this wekend, stopped by the health food store and saw this new sexual supplement, some kind of wierd stimulant stuff, I looked at the label and saw it said "INCREASES SEXUAL ENERGY!" and of course, being the perfectionist I am, I had to have some, you know, to, like increase my sexual energy or something, I mean not that I'm, like, lacking sexual energy or even regular energy, in fact sometimes I think I got too much sexualiaity, ya know, but hey, I like to experiment, to push boundaries, to be a sexual astronaut of sorts, so BOOM! I'm looking at the back in my car, it says dosage like two capsules, so of course, being the supernatural human being I am I took like 10 capsules, I didn't want to go too easy on myself, and then I see the warning label, something about overstimulation but I'm like OVERSTIMULATION?! HA! besides, by then it was too late to get the pills vackout my throat, so... like I said before, I'm climbing trees, and this chick at the green elephant bar and grill on the SMU campus is all like hunting live specimens as part of her predatorial hyperbole musk studies at the university, I presume, so she shot me with a tranquilizer dart and I could feel myself losing muscular control, the effect enhanced by the jello shots I had earlier, and like she carried me back to her laboratory/dorm room for processing and measurements... total length... arm and chest diameter... buttock muscularity... testicular length and width... she was all "look at the lunch packon this guy!" as she appreciated my scrotal bulbousnessosity, and really I hadn't planned on getting involved but how could I resist the subtle, sophisticated blandishments of this beautiful and youngish physiology phranafellacious broad, so of course, she ravaged me and I felt so used... suicidal-exalting heavy-metal music from among the cassettes in her battery-powered 3/4-inch woofered boombox, the rattle deafening and drowning out of the squeaks of her gargantuan double bed... I never realized just how tall I was until I laid down flat on my back to reflect on our postulating posturizations and from my knees down hung off the mattress... I figure given the frequency and duration of our sexual encounter, I was making the same forceful stroke 180 times a minute, that's 10,800 forcefulstrokes and hour, pussy math is not so difficult as it may seem but it is a necessary part of life, so basicallylike 86,400 forceful penetrating sublime strokes a day, given an eight-hour day of copulation, which may be a conservative number given my sexual prowess, nonetheless, it's a good thing I regularly supplement with my glucosamine/choinditrin/ pallaciaplexia formula formulated specifically for my hip flexor gentrification...what can I say, ya know? It's like women just gonuts for me and I can't help it.. it's the Brock style, the Brock trip, man... it's me being me, ya know, like eyeballs stewing in hot sockets of contraceptive nucleoic fuhrerey during longsexual dreamlike states of crotchless bib overalls hammering heated metal anvils of lust ungarnished in the crotchity glassspectrum of sweet carrion munching hyenas of hyacinth heresy and hedonism... her glazed breasts shimmering in the moonlight of my voluptuous vehemence or something. Hey! Give me a break! I've been up since 3am...

I like the mental image of a grown man climbing trees. What kind of foot wear would you use for that? I can't picture sneakers, or boots...maybe just bare footed?

[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]I like the mental image of a grown man climbing trees. What kind of foot wear would you use for that? I can't picture sneakers, or boots...maybe just bare footed?[/QUOTE]

I go barefoot but I step in molten tar first and let it harden on my soles along with the pus from the birning lavalike blacktop now congealed to my feet like habiscus agate thunderrock black crap you see on the side of telephone poles,like a giant came along and slobbered nicotine juice from his giant pinch of kiadiak wintergreen smokeless on the dead piece of once-living rain forest pinnacle left in its place like a forty-million-year-old chucnk ofamber in which a female fungus gnat is embedded like inthat jurassic park movie with the dinosaur that was all big and scary and roaring...

Ok, ladies: has anyone of you tried the Johnson & Johnson Hair Minimising Body Lotion? It supposedly stunts hair growth or whatever and you don't have to wax/shave as often as you used to. Does it work?

Hey, one of you guys ever put duck tape on your ball hair and yanked it off or whatever? It supposedly stunts hair growth and you don't have to wax/shave as often as you fags usually do. Does it work?

^that should go in the "Dicks" thread...

[QUOTE=Prensa Taladradora]^that should go in the "Dicks" thread...[/QUOTE]

As far as I can tell, hair removal is a feminine thing, even if men do it too... I know, where I live, that dudes just don't discuss such matter for fear of getting their ass kicked...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]As far as I can tell, hair removal is a feminine thing, even if men do it too... I know, where I live, that dudes just don't discuss such matter for fear of getting their ass kicked...[/QUOTE]

Who wants other guys to know their scrotum is shaved? That isn't something you would brag about. "Hey, y'all! My Sack is like, shit, it's like glove leather! You ought to feel it!" Now if some chick is talking it up, well I'm all for it.