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[QUOTE=Six On The Dot]Best song lyrics. . . ever?[/QUOTE]

you're too young to be brown nosin'!

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whats with all the hsit avatars

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Man, ijust had a tasty damn fajiltas from Home Depot. One of our techs brought a bunch and I got one and damn good...[/QUOTE]

you got what from Home Depot?
a fajilta?
is that like a fajita?
food?
food from Home Depot?
am i missing something or am i totally off the mark?

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Ok, so what delicious girl and occassional butthead boy talk did I miss?

I found the super best back fixer last night. My back has been hurting since we finished moving all of our stuff on Monday and last night we took a walk with the dog to a park. Apparently if you hang from the monkey bars upsidedown and rightsideup it knocks your spine back into place. SOOOO good.

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Alene I deampt about you all morning it was one of those serial dreams where you wake up go back to sleep and it continues.

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Mmm, I love those the best. Did anything exciting happen?

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I dreampt about you the other day too. unfortunately i don't remember what was going on now.

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When you dream about people at the cult, how do you picture them? Like their avatar? Like a bunch of letters? When I do it is usually a mix of their picture and how I imagine them.

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[QUOTE=TheJudasCow]you got what from Home Depot?
a fajilta?
is that like a fajita?
food?
food from Home Depot?
am i missing something or am i totally off the mark?[/QUOTE]

all over town mexicans sell illegal tamales and fajitas and black dudes sell illegal bar-b-q from grills they push from home and sell on the side of the highway and in back alleys and at home depot next to the dumpster. it's really awesome though... and cheap... and not like street food that makes you sick.. it's like high quality which is suprising...

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[QUOTE=alene]When you dream about people at the cult, how do you picture them? Like their avatar? Like a bunch of letters? When I do it is usually a mix of their picture and how I imagine them.[/QUOTE]

I got a very vivid picture of you in my head. I've never seen your whole body, but I can picture it. Your breasts are pretty vivid too, especially your nipples and the color of skin and it's natural flush as well. Sometimes I change the size of your boobs to meet my given need at the moment, but generally they are about a full c. Other than that I can make people in my head interchangable with other people and their naked bodies. It's like the time I thought I saw mirkah in Naughty Neighbors amatuer sex mag. Her name in there was Starr. She had a huge dark cloen bush and was very dusky all over. She says it wasn't her but I know better...

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so, last night - i bought a My Little Pony
just because i could. and i used to be obsessed with these things when i was little.

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[QUOTE=Kit!]so, last night - i bought a My Little Pony
just because i could. and i used to be obsessed with these things when i was little.

[img]http://images.hasbro.com/common/images/products/55411_imageMain400.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

which one was it? the pink one is the best.

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Truly creepy.

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[QUOTE=alene]When you dream about people at the cult, how do you picture them? Like their avatar? Like a bunch of letters? When I do it is usually a mix of their picture and how I imagine them.[/QUOTE]
You were blond and you are, when i dreamt about Succotash she had a large white/ blond afro. If i dream about you again i'll write it down.

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[QUOTE=lofivinyl]which one was it? the pink one is the best.[/QUOTE]
'Strawberry Swirl'

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[QUOTE=Wesley Sonck]'Strawberry Swirl'[/QUOTE]
yeah , i couldnt find a pic of the one i got . they had that one in the pic i posted...
i dont like the pink ones...

mine is white with pink sparkly hair!

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[QUOTE=Kit!]yeah , i couldnt find a pic of the one i got . they had that one in the pic i posted...
i dont like the pink ones...

mine is white with pink sparkly hair![/QUOTE]

nice. strawberry scented too?

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I made a card, itwasfun.

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I just sold all of my My Little Ponies. I had tons of original ones from the first time they released them. I used to spend hours with them when I was a kid.

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[QUOTE=Brock Landers]all over town mexicans sell illegal tamales and fajitas and black dudes sell illegal bar-b-q from grills they push from home and sell on the side of the highway and in back alleys and at home depot next to the dumpster. it's really awesome though... and cheap... and not like street food that makes you sick.. it's like high quality which is suprising...

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oooh- i like that picture...

yeah- i thought you went into Home Depot for like, power tools and were all "ooh! they sell fajitas, too! I ll get one of those. Fajitas and power tools always make a good match. Thank God they sell fajitas at Home Depot"

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How are you guys posting from that superhero site? I can't seem to save my picture anywhere or to get it to post to this or any other site.

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[QUOTE=Kit!]

use the 'print screen' key, and copy+paste into a new photoshop document[/QUOTE]
here.

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in lemans.

hit Cntrl Print Screen or Cntrl and the letter 'c' button.
go to paint, adobe PSCS, or whathaveyou
then go up to the top and click edit, paste.
or hit Shift Insert
or Shift and the letter 'v' button.
Viola.

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[QUOTE=alene]I just sold all of my My Little Ponies. I had tons of original ones from the first time they released them. I used to spend hours with them when I was a kid.[/QUOTE]
yeah i gave all my old ones away when i was about 16. i kinda wish i still had them now...

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has anyone tried MAC's new tantress collection? i got a lip glass in "new flame" and it's HOTT. i highly recommend. Smile

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mac scares me with those new posetrs of christina aquilera wearing bright green sparkly eye shadow...

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[QUOTE=Kit!]so, last night - i bought a My Little Pony
just because i could. and i used to be obsessed with these things when i was little.

[img]http://images.hasbro.com/common/images/products/55411_imageMain400.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
jane can bring hers when she visits, you two can have tea parties

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that will be sooooooooooooo cool!
youll get to see it on saturday...

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[QUOTE=morey]I dreampt about you the other day too. unfortunately i don't remember what was going on now.[/QUOTE]

Is that the night you ate the pistachios? I've found that eating spicy food before bed can lead to some nightmares and/or erotic dreams.

I haven't read through this whole thread, but has anyone tried Lush products? I've tried and liked the coconut shampoo/cream rinse for curly hair and some bath bombs, which smell divine, and I've been thinking of buying some Dream Cream and just wonder if it lives up to the hype.

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Yeah it was. I have thin flat hair myself and use Biolage, it gives me some lift and fullness but i rarely wash my hair i mostly just rinse it.

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I just gave Brock an opening there didn't I?

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[QUOTE=Kit!]mac scares me with those new posetrs of christina aquilera wearing bright green sparkly eye shadow...[/QUOTE]
MAC shouldn't scare you, esp. the viva glam campaign, but christina skaguilara is a fright, no doubt.

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[QUOTE=morey]I just gave Brock an opening there didn't I?[/QUOTE]

I really could care less bout your personal hygiene...

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i just found dior addict lipgloss... it's the best thing since benefit!

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the ultra gloss? i wasn't that impressed for $22 bones, but it is pretty sassy.

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[QUOTE=moe.ron]the ultra gloss? i wasn't that impressed for $22 bones, but it is pretty sassy.[/QUOTE]

yeah, the slang on the street for that stuff is cockgloss... I'm not sure if "sassy" is what is trying to impersonate... unless you mean sassy in the "I put ultra glossy shit on my lips to get men's attention and make them wonder what kind of blowjobs I give" sense of the word...

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[QUOTE=Brock Landers]yeah, the slang on the street for that stuff is cockgloss... I'm not sure if "sassy" is what is trying to impersonate... unless you mean sassy in the "I put ultra glossy shit on my lips to get men's attention and make them wonder what kind of blowjobs I give" sense of the word...

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cockgloss? like with the kids in middle school giving rainbow parties?

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[QUOTE=TheUnaffected]cockgloss? like with the kids in middle school giving rainbow parties?[/QUOTE]

I have absolutely no fucking clue as to what the hell you are talking about...

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[QUOTE=Brock Landers]I have absolutely no fucking clue as to what the hell you are talking about...[/QUOTE]

the kids in middle schools hold these parties and all the girlies bring different color lip shit. then they go down on guys and the dude with the most amount of different color rings on his dick at the end of the night wins.

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[QUOTE=TheUnaffected]the kids in middle schools hold these parties and all the girlies bring different color lip shit. then they go down on guys and the dude with the most amount of different color rings on his dick at the end of the night wins.[/QUOTE]

I wouldn'tknow anything about no middle school blowjobs from no middle school chicks though I know a thing or two about middle school blowjobs from middle school dudes... but Rick didn't wear any lip gloss, and it wasn't really a "party" persay... more just hangin' out and being bored and too much green peanut m&m's...

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[QUOTE=Brock Landers]I wouldn'tknow anything about no middle school blowjobs from no middle school chicks though I know a thing or two about middle school blowjobs from middle school dudes... but Rick didn't wear any lip gloss, and it wasn't really a "party" persay... more just hangin' out and being bored and too much green peanut m&m's...[/QUOTE]
yeah, i hear the green peanut m&ms are usually the catalyst in such situations. no lip gloss, though? it tastes so much better with lip gloss.

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[QUOTE=TheUnaffected]yeah, i hear the green peanut m&ms are usually the catalyst in such situations. no lip gloss, though? it tastes so much better with lip gloss.[/QUOTE]

what do i care what my dick tastes like to some dude sucking it? if he's sucking it, it must taste good. I mean it probably tastes like penis or something, I imagine. I mean, uncomfortable smells and tastes are just a part of sex, at least any sex worth having. If it tastes too good it would lose all its conceivable pleasure...

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That ultra glossy lip gloss sure looks nice and shiny but then if the wind blows, or I happen to toss my hair, my hair sticks to my lips. One time I had some on when a girl hugged me by surprise and of course, her hair got stuck on my lips.

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[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]That ultra glossy lip gloss sure looks nice and shiny but then if the wind blows, or I happen to toss my hair, my hair sticks to my lips. One time I had some on when a girl hugged me by surprise and of course, her hair got stuck on my lips.[/QUOTE]

that is so hot, let me tell you, it's like sohot instead of so hot its so hot...

sticky glossy lips, chicks sticking together, someone hippy chick named "wind' blowing dudes...

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[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]That ultra glossy lip gloss sure looks nice and shiny but then if the wind blows, or I happen to toss my hair, my hair sticks to my lips. One time I had some on when a girl hugged me by surprise and of course, her hair got stuck on my lips.[/QUOTE]

i saw a fly get stuck in some girls lipgloss once. it was extra gross!

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you can get some that are non sticky, i saw it in a magazine the other day, but i dont remember what theyre called ...

oh, and that kitten thing is mesmerising, where do you find that shit, brock>?

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kitten?! Where?
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Some things should be shiny; hair, lips, fingernails. Others should not. I hate when stockings are shiny. I got a pair of flesh colored pantyhose and they have a shine to them that I didn't notice until I got in the sunlight. How tacky. I'm sticking with mesh from now on. Stupid old lady panty hose! I hate legs.

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this thing

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[QUOTE=Kit!]this thing

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does it move?