The Chuck Chicks Thread

[QUOTE=lofivinyl]i'm in the opposite hemisphere and i'm blonde. we are like photographic negatives of one another.[/QUOTE]

so if we ever meet up, will we like ... cancel each other out or something?
or will our powers combine to make a super chick

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I've never had a bikini wax, you?

Did it hurt the first time you went to the gynocologist? How old were you?[/QUOTE]

1) i get them. they hurt liek hell.

2) 16. speculums are torture devices.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I've never had a bikini wax, you?

Did it hurt the first time you went to the gynocologist? How old were you?[/QUOTE]
i was about 15 or 16, cos i had some hormonal issues when i was younger.
i was really uncomfortable, cos it was this quite old guy who was just like 'right ok, take your pants off' and obviously had no idea of how uncomfortable i felt, because he'd been doing it for 30 years or whatever...
i distinctly remember him saying something about 'do you mind if i stick a finger up your back passage' and i was like 'uh .. YES' .. so he didnt do it. my mum was there too. not a pleasant experience.

then i got my gp to refer me to a nice female gyno, and i felt much more comfortable discussing my problems with her, because she obviously knew how weirded out i was by the whole deal.

it didnt hurt though.

[QUOTE=Kit!]so if we ever meet up, will we like ... cancel each other out or something?
or will our powers combine to make a super chick[/QUOTE]

we'll be like some kind of superhero duo of feminine awesomeness

[QUOTE=lofivinyl]we'll be like some kind of superhero duo of feminine awesomeness[/QUOTE]

can we [URL=http://home.epix.net/~mhryvnak/theyfightcrime.html]fight crime!?![/URL]

this makes me want to rob, steal and so many other felonious activities

[url]http://www.ugo.com/channels/freestyle/heroMachine/heromachine.asp[/url]

[QUOTE=Kit!]can we [URL=http://home.epix.net/~mhryvnak/theyfightcrime.html]fight crime!?![/URL][/QUOTE]

[url]http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=1726&highlight=fight+crime[/url]
[IMG]oh yes[/IMG]

[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=1726&highlight=fight+crime]who's your daddy[/URL]

[QUOTE=lofivinyl][url]http://www.ugo.com/channels/freestyle/heroMachine/heromachine.asp[/url][/QUOTE]
woah, that thing is complicated
cool, but complicated

kiiiiii--aaaaiiiiii!!!!!!!!!

[QUOTE=lofivinyl]kiiiiii--aaaaiiiiii!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]

hey how did you get it to make the writing?

we are gonna kick ASS!

i added my own ; )

wow, youre smart.. hehe.. i suck

I get bikini waxes and my thigh once went numb from the experiance sometimes i think that my nerve endings are gonna have had it with me and are gonna secretly kill themselves and i'll have no more feeling in my crotchular arena

here, dear

[QUOTE=lofivinyl]here, dear[/QUOTE]
<33333333333333333333333333333333333

[QUOTE=ArcherDylan27]I get bikini waxes and my thigh once went numb from the experiance sometimes i think that my nerve endings are gonna have had it with me and are gonna secretly kill themselves and i'll have no more feeling in my crotchular arena[/QUOTE]

dude!

that's serious!

let it grow
let it flow
let it blossom
let it groooooooooow!

Its not like i salted the earth or anything
i still have natures orchid a bloomin
but truth be told the muff topiary aint my bag

[QUOTE=Kit!]hey how did you get it to make the writing?

we are gonna kick ASS![/QUOTE]
ok, how the heck do you save the image ??

[QUOTE=karbunkle]ok, how the heck do you save the image ??[/QUOTE]
you gotta take a screen shot, guy.

and you do that, how?

It finally hit me
Kit! your avie is from the last NYLON issue
i prefer the picture where shes stuffin her pie hole with that leafy pizza
have you seen the latest with Avril on the cover through me for a def. loop

oh yeah, made one too...

[QUOTE=ArcherDylan27]It finally hit me
Kit! your avie is from the last NYLON issue
i prefer the picture where shes stuffin her pie hole with that leafy pizza
have you seen the latest with Avril on the cover through me for a def. loop[/QUOTE]
yeah! i have that pic too, its awesome..
i havent seen the new issue yet though.. is it really bad?

aww comeon , i got a great villian pic heh heh heh

oh sorry, i missed this q.

use the 'print screen' key, and copy+paste into a new photoshop document

Huazzah ! you superchicks won't foil my diabolical schemes !!!! Mwahahahaha

[QUOTE=karbunkle]Huazzah ! you superchicks won't foil my diabolical schemes !!!! Mwahahahaha[/QUOTE]

that actually LOOKS like you! : D

[QUOTE=lofivinyl]that actually LOOKS like you! : D[/QUOTE]
haha, thats so cool . someone should write a story about these characters..
*raises an eyebrow at karb*

heh heh heh i know , thats why i was so desperate to figure out this computer thingy to save it heh heh heh

ps: the Superchuckchicks rule !

[QUOTE=Kit!]haha, thats so cool . someone should write a story about these characters..
*raises an eyebrow at karb*[/QUOTE]
hmmm i am a bit handy with the drawing stuff , i'll print out everyones pic for reference and see what i can come up with in a week, if the topic is still around

[url]http://www.angelfire.com/geek/karbunkle/page/myart.html[/url]

as for now, its way past the evil masterminds bed time
nighty night kids !

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]I never tan, either, and according to something Brock once proclaimed, we pale faces are doomed to die young in the back of a car or some such nonsense.[/QUOTE]

I don't "fake tan", I fake tan. I use a booth not some creme thing. That's just dye so it looks bad. I neveruse anything, just the fake sun. I look rad and it's not orange or anything. It's normal like the real sun becaue it's UV rays just like the real sun except it's man made sun, that's all. Morey, get naked and your legs won't be white. I do...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]I don't "fake tan", I fake tan. I use a booth not some creme thing. That's just dye so it looks bad. I neveruse anything, just the fake sun. I look rad and it's not orange or anything. It's normal like the real sun becaue it's UV rays just like the real sun except it's man made sun, that's all. Morey, get naked and your legs won't be white. I do...[/QUOTE]why would getting naked help the legs? at any rate the weather's nice now and i have time on my hands so I'm gonna start using the beach, I need to socialize anyway or at least be around people.

[QUOTE=morey]why would getting naked help the legs? at any rate the weather's nice now and i have time on my hands so I'm gonna start using the beach, I need to socialize anyway or at least be around people.[/QUOTE]

YOU ASKED WHY YOUR LEGS ARE WHITE. I TOLD YOU. YOU CAN'T TAN IN PANTS. HANGING AROUND HALF-NAKED WITH OTHER PEOPLE NEARBY IS NOT SOCIALIZING.

Your yelling I don't wear pants in the tanning bed i wear shorts I'm not crazy.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]I don't "fake tan", I fake tan. I use a booth not some creme thing. That's just dye so it looks bad. I neveruse anything, just the fake sun. I look rad and it's not orange or anything. It's normal like the real sun becaue it's UV rays just like the real sun except it's man made sun, that's all. Morey, get naked and your legs won't be white. I do...[/QUOTE]

I've never tried any of that fake lotion stuff, either, and just the thought of those booths give me the willies. It sounds like it's working out just swell for you, though, you bronze adonis. I'll stay creamy.

[QUOTE=morey]Your yelling I don't wear pants in the tanning bed i wear shorts I'm not crazy.[/QUOTE]

I'M NOT YELLING AND YOUR LEGS ARE WHITE BECAUSE YOU WEAR ANYTHING IN THE TANNING BED AND YOU ARE CRAZY...

[img]http://www.hotsexintheory.com/phpBB2/images/avatars//maldoror/18.gif[/img]

Alright Brock here's a serious question, these people at the tanning place they've been harrassing me from day one to buy some of their tan excelerating lotion shit and i don't, i just use Neutrogena cause their stuff is expensive and i suspect it stinks. Do you use it and if so does it work?

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]I've never tried any of that fake lotion stuff, either, and just the thought of those booths give me the willies. It sounds like it's working out just swell for you, though, you bronze adonis. I'll stay creamy.[/QUOTE]

I may get cancer from the booths but I like being tan and the sun gives cancer just the same. I am known for my awesome tan. People al the time say "you have an awesome tan!"...

[img]http://www.hotsexintheory.com/phpBB2/images/avatars//nasubi/06-03.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=morey]Alright Brock here's a serious question, these people at the tanning place they've been harrassing me from day one to buy some of their tan excelerating lotion shit and i don't, i just use Neutrogena cause their stuff is expensive and i suspect it stinks. Do you use it and if so does it work?[/QUOTE]

I use nothing whatsoever. They try to sel me that hemp shit too. Like pirate crem or something for a deep dark tan and they tried to sell me creme tio make my abs stick out more and shit and I was like no... I already pay plenty for the stand-up tan and the people who use cremes and accelerators and shit end up all overburnt... I just started out slow and slowly added more minutes and now I have a greattan.. simple...

[img]http://www.hotsexintheory.com/phpBB2/images/avatars//nasubi/17-20.jpg[/img]

Good to know, thats what I've been doing. people look freakish when their too tan anyway. the girls that work there are just right but the owner and his wife look are so dark you almost can't see them.

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]and they tried to sell me creme tio make my abs stick out more[/QUOTE]

This reminds me of a "beauty tip" I read awhile ago somewhere. Apparently Carmen Elektra, Britney Spears and other gals use cream blush on their stomachs to make it look like they have more pronounced abs. In other words, they "paint" muscles on their abs.

i was asked to be Andy Warhol at this thing once and i didn't really know how so i painted scars on my stomach with make-up.

[QUOTE=morey]i was asked to be Andy Warhol at this thing once and i didn't really know how so i painted scars on my stomach with make-up.[/QUOTE]

being andy warhol means wearing a toupee and talking like an effeminate illiterate. Pretend you are Crispin Glover at his exasperrated worst...

[img]http://www.paperdragonstudios.com/ultimate/artistpics/Warhol29.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Six On The Dot]Paint on boobies, too. It's all about the illusion of shadows.
I actually tried it. It looked like botched implants on a mud wrestler. It managed to turn my boyfrined queer, or that's what I like to blame it on anywho.[/QUOTE]

Tabloids got those pics... I dunno, I just don't wear makeup... I use soap and shampoo and pitgel that's all I need...

Man, ijust had a tasty damn fajiltas from Home Depot. One of our techs brought a bunch and I got one and damn good...

[QUOTE=Six On The Dot]Paint on boobies, too. It's all about the illusion of shadows.
I actually tried it. It looked like botched implants on a mud wrestler. It managed to turn my boyfrined queer, or that's what I like to blame it on anywho.[/QUOTE]

I didn't know about paint-on boobs, but you're right that it all has to do with creating shadows. Since you admitted doing that, I'll admit I tried the ab thing out of curiosity and it did create the illusion of having a sort of six pack. I'd never go out in public like that, though. But it was more successful than giving yourself what looked like botched implants on a wrestler. Too funny. I'll also blame that on turning your bf into a queebee...because it's certainly not [I]your[/I] fault.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]I didn't know about paint-on boobs, but you're right that it all has to do with creating shadows. Since you admitted doing that, I'll admit I tried the ab thing out of curiosity and it did create the illusion of having a sort of six pack. I'd never go out in public like that, though. But it was more successful than giving yourself what looked like botched implants on a wrestler. Too funny. I'll also blame that on turning your bf into a queebee...because it's certainly not [I]your[/I] fault.[/QUOTE]

you painted on abs? Reminds me of using a bic pen to give me sideburns in junior high...

[img]http://www.fantasyfestival.com/media/099996002044.jpg[/img]

Is that what you ended up looking like after Bic-in' some sideburns?

Yeah, I tried the ab thing for the heck of it, but it looked like my ribs were showing or something. It just seems really silly.

[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Is that what you ended up looking like after Bic-in' some sideburns?

Yeah, I tried the ab thing for the heck of it, but it looked like my ribs were showing or something. It just seems really silly.[/QUOTE]

I would love to watch you paint your body like a '77 Buick the color of cute...

I fell asleep last night at 8pm and slept all night and I dreamed of sex all night. Not like wierd like metaphorical sex, but just lots and lots of fucking...

Today sucks because my asshole brother, the one who I haven't seen in months, just called me last night and asked me to help him move furniture to his new office today. I kinda sorta haveta help because he is the guy who gets me out of legal trouble for free...