The Chuck Chicks Thread

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by TwoPennyKenny [/i]
[B]it's cool being surrounded by so many......... girls??? i have a good question for girls....... do any of you EVER let the guy know how much you dig him or are all of you so selective that you make them suffer until they feel like their insides are going to explode? just a question. I like girls. [/B][/QUOTE]

I once told the guy I liked that I liked him, and he rejected me. So no. I would never ever do it again ever ever. He can just have his insides explode.

I try not to actually say anything incriminating, and just imply it. You know, discreetly.

The problem is that many people seem to receive mixed signals from me when I'm just being friendly.

Oh. and all the discretion principle... Get me drunk enough and it's waived.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by lupus [/i]
[B]Oh. and all the discretion principle... Get me drunk enough and it's waived. [/B][/QUOTE]

True that. The only time I was ever close to putting out was when I was drunk. And in Greece, now that I think about it.

I just wanted to share with the group that I think, no DOUBT, could the "Chuck Chicks" kick the "Charlie's Angels" asses to the curb. Rock on ladies!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]True that. The only time I was ever close to putting out was when I was drunk. And in Greece, now that I think about it. [/B][/QUOTE]

There must be something in the air.........

*sniffs* huh?
thanks, jane. thanks, lupus. i feel as though i butted in. chio

I know. Or in the alcohol. You know, they make it, you know....alcoholic.

Right you are.

OK, ladies and gentlemen, I have to go.

I lost enough time already with the...er...ya know. Frollicking.

My masterpiece is waiting to be finished!

Good luck, Penelope. Godspeed you to your frivolous sex and your gothic masterpiece!

hrmmmm...

i don't have much to contribute (not that that really sets me apart from anyone else here), but since I am of the double x chromosome set I thought i'd pop in.

for what it's worth, my medicine chest is actually full of medicine and first aid supplies, the cupboard under the sink is full of cleaning supplies, and the number of items I use in the shower is two the majority of the time (dr bronner's pepermint soap and cheapass conditioner from wal-mart), so yeah...

...nothing to contribute.

Since there are only me and some other guy I don't know here right now (the site wouldn't work all day yesterday for me)...back on top!!

[b]Shit that Straight Up Sucks about being a Girl[/b]

Heels--designed solely to make our walk clumsy, thereby making us look more clumsy, and therefore easier to "hunt."

Menstruation. I wish every guy in the world had to go through at least one period in his lifetime. Oh...and he wouldn't know when it was coming.

It's more difficult to attain orgasm.

The whole slut/stud double standard.

Less pay for equal work.

Childbirth...men accompanying their wives in the delivery room should be kicked repeatedly in the testicles so they can share in the experience.

Religious fanatics trying to govern women's bodies...and I'm not just talking about the abortion issue.

Not being able to take one's shirt off in public on a hot day.

Less liquor tolerance than men.

Trying to conform to fascist Western beauty standards seems to rule most of our lives whether we want it to or not.

[b]Thngs that Rock about Being a Girl.[/b]

Shorter shorts in the summertime, and therefore more ventilation.

More drinks bought for us than men.

Tank tops.

Fuzzy sweatpants.

Being able to like sweet/silly things without worrying about perception of our sexuality.

Being able to like tough/gritty/athletic things without worrying about perception of our sexuality.

Being able to wear skirts OR pants, sneakers OR heels, eyeshadow OR war paint, all while preserving our own identity.

That we can give birth in the first place and men can't makes menstruation and childbirth worthwhile.

Let's face it, a woman's relationship with her children is special.

Being nurturing without it being interpreted as a come-on.

As the old joke goes, "with one of these, i can get all of THOSE that i want."

multiple orgasms.

sheer physical beauty--men are attractive, yes, but women are beautiful like works of art.

"Menstruation. I wish every guy in the world had to go through at least one period in his lifetime. Oh...and he wouldn't know when it was coming. "

and i wish you could feel how it feels tog et a swift kick to the balls. excruciating!!!!!!!!!!!! horrible!!!!!!!! last summer was the summer of pain for my nuts, i got them kicked, punched, and squeezed (not playfully, someone was trying to get me to stop punching them and just grabbed em like a stress ball)
you have not felt pain until you have hd your testicles kicked, punched or squeezed as hard as possible.

It was cool at school this past year to hit each other in the sack. It was an act of neutrality, though. No hard feelings. You could be walking down the hall with your best friend and all of a sudden WHAM, you've been backfisted in the testicles and you're screaming. Then you'd laugh about it. Very Fight Club.

i got so excited when i saw the title and first post of this thread...aside from discussing books, there's nothing more i love talking about than girly stuff. skin care, make up, skirts, dresses, high heels, purses, hair, nails, boys we've known, men we'd like to know...when i get together with my friends, we can go on for hours. since i consider you all friends, of sorts, (i mean, we do spend quite a lot of time together) i'd love to chat more about all of the aforementioned things.

for knoxious, re: blackheads. rents was on the right track with the exfoliant, but you shouldn't use alcohol-based astringent. alcohol dries out your skin too much and too quickly, which kicks oil production into high gear...which could lead to acne. try a biore pore cleansing strip first to remove the blackheads, and follow-up with a alcohol free toner (i use clarins products, but neutrogena makes a less-expensive version that one of my friends swears by) oh, they make a tool that uses gentle suction to remove blackheads, but just be careful with it.

kitty, you forgot one thing that sucks: having to get 1/2 naked to pee.

yeah that musyt suck, getin half nekkid just for a whiz. i mean i know how "tedious" it is when im tired or in a rush to get half nekkid for the numba 2.

i like peeing in public, so refreshing and just fufilling. you dont havta worry about missing or aiming or anything, just let it go. quite whats the word, i dont know makes feel free

Liberating, perhaps?

YES! thats the word, liberating!!!!!!! thank ya grade5

I do what I can.

you two are not talking about girly stuff...

Don't turn this thread into a dictatorship you dirty feminazi!

dictatorship?? dirty feminazi??? why i otta...

take it back before i give you a facial. WITH MY FIST!!

Oh yes. Keep going. This is getting hot.

oooohh, now we're getting into some hot fisting action

goatse.cx, anybody?

*scrunchy eeewww face to g5*

tupperware, i forgot to thank you for saying chuck's chicks could kick charlie's angel's asses. because we could. so much.

Yeah, I'll never forget the day I was tricked into visiting goatse.cx.

Ever.

Guys: if you would like to know how much periods hurt, try this easy, simple method; find some large chunks of magnetic metal. Swallow them. Keep on finding them and swallowing them until your stomach is fit to burst. Now, take an industrial strength magnet. Lie down, and place it just under your wang. Now, feel the pain of having your insides, literally, being pulled downwards. Stay there for 5-7 days. And rest.

Also! If you really want that authentic bloated feeling, drink 86 pints water in an hour.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by moe.ron [/i]
[B]i got so excited when i saw the title and first post of this thread...aside from discussing books, there's nothing more i love talking about than girly stuff. skin care, make up, skirts, dresses, high heels, purses, hair, nails, boys we've known, men we'd like to know...when i get together with my friends, we can go on for hours. since i consider you all friends, of sorts, (i mean, we do spend quite a lot of time together) i'd love to chat more about all of the aforementioned things.[/B][/QUOTE]

yes moe! put in there sistah! i mean, i can be a tomboy when i want to be, but i totally, totally take advantage of being feminine and petite.

i filed my nails in a squarish shape today and they look totally GAY

Yeah? Well, Tuffy got stabbed in the neck. So there.

has he told that story yet??

I remember him telling that story back when he was decalogue. Might be pre-you. I don't remember most of it. But to answer your question, he hasn't told it recently.

rubes, how do they look gay?

again g5, this is the GIRLY STUFF thread...tuffy can talk about getting stabbed in the neck in one of the 'gross accomplishments' thread.

i think you want to talk about skin care, but are afraid to ask. go ahead, i won't make fun of you...and i can probably help solve any issue you might have.

I'm gay.

i dunno, just they're usually oval so square looks a bit meh on me. ok yay let's talk about more girly stuff! urmmm, favourite make up brands?

MAC, no doubt. i have a few stilla lip glosses, but i'm almost exclusivly MAC. how 'bout you?

Girls are weird.

BeneFit. i heart their stuff soooo much. but there's this store in england called Boots and they sell basically make up and bathroom stuff, and they have a teenage-ish range called 17 and that rocks too.

why are we weird??

If you have to ask you'll never know.

rubes, i love clarins for skin care stuff. they say it's europe's top seller, is that true? this 17...is it all glittery and bright colors? seems that's the kind of stuff geared toward teens.

g5, aren't you just adorable with your "girls are weird, and if you don't know why, you'll never know" stuff?

Yes. I am.

no no 17 isn't at all glitter and shit! it's basically Maybelline but a bit chicer. i hate glittery make up so much. and frosted lipsticks. bleh.

hmm i wouldn't know about that, since im a broke teenage, so i dont tend to buy the uberexpensive stuff, but Clarins is quite popular as far as i've seen. i use L'Oreal, Garnier and Oil of Ulay (im sorry but Olay is so GAY!) for skin care stuff, but im pretty lucky skin-wise, so i dont really do anything to it.

oh ruby, i wish you would not say gay to describe things that you didn't like....

what is this clarins? i've never heard of it...where can you get it in the states?

and all this period talk...my period seriously is not that bad, especially post-pill. my roommates and friends have the WORST cramps ever, i consider myself lucky.

p.s. how old is lupus?

Well she's all you'd ever want
She's the kind I'd like to flaunt and take to dinner
Well she always knows her place
She's got style, she's got grace, she's a winner.

She's a Lady. Whoa whoa whoa, she's a Lady

i always thought clarins is for the mature crowd

my makeup bag is all MAC (clearly cdn..although now they belong to estee lauder)..some stila, some shu uemura, and NARS..god i love nars..but pricey

i use their skincare too..way too pricey but its worth it
i can write pages and pages on why it's worth the money..

i also have anna sui stuff that my sister bought me...and some chanel..but i really dont like chanel all that much...'

and talking about makeup and pms in a chick thread..come on we can do better than that?

I like getting pms. It gives me an excuse to be bitchy.

Sometimes I put on lipstick to seal my letters with a kiss.

pms..holy for the strangest reason...ever since last fall i get mad back pains just before my period..it must be the hamilton air..cause i have never had them before...and i've been living in toronto for 13 years. the first time i got them, it was so bad that i couldnt even bend down to brush my teeth..instead i had to get on my knees and brush..oh and this is all done in a tiny nasty washroomn that i have to share with 4 other dirty nasty first year boys...welcome to rez life...

yeah..back pains now...dammit i thought they went away

midol works wonders

lippy lieks to stay drug free

but shit...they hurt so much that i can murder somebody
dammit mother nature..i dont plan on having kids anyways