The Chuck Chicks Thread

awwwwwwwwww yeah.

no no no, French Maid Otufits. mmmm.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by lupus [/i]
[B]So... did you girls hear that Manchester city may honour Foe with a shirt number? they'll stop using the number 23.

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Cripes, she talks football too??? *swoons some more* Ok, I think I might be just about swooned out.

Dude, I'm sick of your bloody swooning. Since I am the only girl online right now, you may talk in this thread, but not about football, and there shall be no more swooning.

*swoons at jane, just to spite her*

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]Dude, I'm sick of your bloody swooning. [/B][/QUOTE]

LOL

where the hell is Will?

Umm...*is touched by Rent's swooning on her behalf, and is indecisive* Okay. You can stay, but only if you talk about chick stuff.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by mirkah [/i]
[B]LOL

where the hell is Will? [/B][/QUOTE]

Asleep. I think.

im always up for girl talk.

1. how come girls can leave their hair alone (as in not was) for every other day (monday wash, wednesday wash, friday wash etc), but if i do it, my hair turn sorta greased up, didnt look too bad today tho.

2. how do you get rid of blackheads? ive got a couple on my nose that ive had for a while and after a year of daily face clensing washes theyre still there.

3. has anyone noticed that cosmo is porn without the pictures?????? wholly shit i almost got wood reading some of those stories in there. i almost pissed my pants laughing about the stories of "Tampon Horrors" where readers sent in stories of their tampons falling out in public or somehting.

thats it for now i guess

Yeah, but you get my point. Let the man swoon, you've done your share.

Oh, zing. Yeah, but I'm a girl, and [i]this is the girl thread, dammit[/i]. Every other thread is so man-driven, I have the right to make unreasonable hypocrite demands here.

can i swoon?

answer my questions damnit!!!1 theyre so girly it aint even funny@!!@

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]I have the right to make unreasonable hypocrite demands here. [/B][/QUOTE]

*confused*

I like your hair.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]im always up for girl talk.

1. how come girls can leave their hair alone (as in not was) for every other day (monday wash, wednesday wash, friday wash etc), but if i do it, my hair turn sorta greased up, didnt look too bad today tho.

2. how do you get rid of blackheads? ive got a couple on my nose that ive had for a while and after a year of daily face clensing washes theyre still there.

3. has anyone noticed that cosmo is porn without the pictures?????? wholly shit i almost got wood reading some of those stories in there. i almost pissed my pants laughing about the stories of "Tampon Horrors" where readers sent in stories of their tampons falling out in public or somehting.

thats it for now i guess [/B][/QUOTE]
Well, Knox, girls can pull of the hair thing because for them, it's sheen, not grease. Plus they can pull it back in a pony tail to hide it or something. *shrugs* My hair works fine on the every-other-day washing system.
For blackheads, perhaps try a facial scrub as opposed to just a face wash. Sometimes you need that extra go-get'em in the wash to get at those nasty things.
And as for cosmo, yeah, that's why they stick girly stuff all over the front. To keep guys away. If they knew the truth, Cosmo and others would be along the same lines as other smut like Playboy or Hustler.

yah, every morning usually i wash my face, than use a specialty face wash thinger (something with stuff in it that burns my face if i scrub to hard with my previous soap and water wash) and than sometiems ill use a stringent (circle pads with alcohol on them that always burn), but not always cause it makes my face splotchy

Thanks about my hair. Although it's kind of weird looking right now. I like your, um...shoes.

And Rents, wow. Um. That might have been a little TOO girly. Especially the face scrub thing.

hey, its only too girly if you move your hands a lot while talking about it. or if your wearing girly underwear

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by knoxville [/i]
[B]yah, every morning usually i wash my face, than use a specialty face wash thinger (something with stuff in it that burns my face if i scrub to hard with my previous soap and water wash) and than sometiems ill use a stringent (circle pads with alcohol on them that always burn), but not always cause it makes my face splotchy [/B][/QUOTE]
Next step, I'd say, is to try those nose strip thingies that rip out half your face. Anybody had experience with those?

And, Jane, you wanted to talk girly, you got it.

Rents, I'm so touched by your swooning.

Don't listen to the girls.

Women...

i havnt. one of my girl friends told me to use toothpaste. the bitch never told me how much it would sting, she than decided to take our friendship to a new level by peeing in the bathroom while i was doing the toothpaste nose thing. i dotn know what it was, it just sounded gross. im never peeing inf ront of her again!....k yeah i will, i pee in front of everyone. im a high promoter of public peeing

Yay for public peeing.

And I'm lovin' this Lupus kid more everyday.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rents [/i]
[B]And, Jane, you wanted to talk girly, you got it. [/B][/QUOTE]

Dude, bring it on. Anyone want to talk about birth control?

i pee in my backyard everyday, today was a new step for i went out in my "wife-beater" shirt (gut intact) and peed in broad daylight (its a bit of a risk where i am cause i live in a townhouse complex, where all the housesa re close together and everyone spies on each other)

He said the 'L' word!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]Dude, bring it on. Anyone want to talk about birth control? [/B][/QUOTE]

the girl i love, once revealed to me that she was taking birth control. at the same time i was oddly turned on (by the fact that she does it) and heart-broken (by the fact that she wasnt doing it with me).

what would happen if a guy accidentally toook a birth control pill?

i swear i feel like im being ignored by all, fuckers

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by lupus [/i]
[B]

Don't listen to the girls.

Women... [/B][/QUOTE]

Please don't.

Why does pretty much every chick that posts on this board have to distance herself from the other women.

I don't have women friends...

Girls are silly...

I'm not like other girls...

wtf, am I the only fucking Pink Lady on the board. What is going on????

why the fuck is everyone ignoring me!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhh

I'm just teasing you...

I can't have you stopping my Rentsy from swooning, can I?

If necessary, we'll have catfights...

One thing is for sure, Knox.

If you take a birth control pill...

YOU WON'T GET PREGNANT!

true, but will i grow girly boobies or something, or raise my voice?

Dunno. I don't think that such a small dose will have any effect. Just don't make a habit of it.

just thinking of maybe a possible stunt

It would probably make your testosterone levels rise to compensate, knox. I'm not really sure. I like it though!

*fondly* Grow up...

so itd make me the toughest sissy around!!!!! ah ha ah ha ha

Who was that 'grow up' directed to?

Knox and his pill swallowing stunts..

yyyes! dont forget the rub-a-535 stunt, which i will try to appear rico swave or at least innocently cute by asking any girl in the audience to apply the cream to the target area (the balls)

Oh man. I don't even have to see that to see the expression on the girls' faces.

see itll be good, cause its like for the good of man kind, so one chic will have to do it! lol there'll be one rambunctious chick who'll be all down for it tho, good of mankind or not

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by lupus [/i]
[B]He said the 'L' word! [/B][/QUOTE]
Ok, but on the internet between two nearly complete strangers, it doesn't have nearly the meaning or impact.

When did someone use the L word? Am I thinking of the wrong L word? Is there more than one?

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rents [/i]
[B]Ok, but on the internet between two nearly complete strangers, it doesn't have nearly the meaning or impact. [/B][/QUOTE]

Lay off, will ya? I'm trying to be girly here!

*as an afterthought*
Darling.

Rents said he loved me and now he tries to take it back.

Oh. Girly. Right. Sorry. Does that mean I should try to be manly, or girly? I mean, society would have me play the masculine role since you're going for girly, but on the other hand, this is the Chuck Chick thread, which mandates girly actions for all those who participate. What a dilemma.

Oh dear Penelope, people use the L WORD quite a lot around here. But rest assured, there is probably only one person on the Cult that I would take a bullet for, and vice versa. I don't know why taking a bullet for someone would be my ultimate act of love, but there it is.

it's cool being surrounded by so many......... girls??? i have a good question for girls....... do any of you EVER let the guy know how much you dig him or are all of you so selective that you make them suffer until they feel like their insides are going to explode? just a question. I like girls.

yeah, I know. I don't think I would take the bullet intended for the guy i love.

I would probably be the one firing the bullet in the first place...

my ultimate act of love, would be going up against as many of whoever has displeased the girl i like. no matter what age, height, muscle mass or whatever