The ask Mr. Brown anything thread...
mr. brown
who is the guy that, when asked, drew a perfectly round circle? its a myth of some sort. tell me. please.
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Dear Mr. Brown,
1) Why are the people on the McDonald's ads so cheery?
2) How have you made this thread so popular?
3) Do you feel loved?
[QUOTE=Proton]mr. brown
who is the guy that, when asked, drew a perfectly round circle? its a myth of some sort. tell me. please.[/QUOTE]
He's named Norville Barnes. He invented the hoola-hoop. You know, for kids.
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[QUOTE=Vendetta]Dear Mr. Brown,
1) Why are the people on the McDonald's ads so cheery?
2) How have you made this thread so popular?
3) Do you feel loved?[/QUOTE]
1. Because those are the models who DON'T have to work at McDonalds. I'd be smiling my muddafukkin' ass off too if I knew I didn't have to work there.
2. I don't know, I just remained honest with each answer and added a hint of 'smart-ass-ness' to them. I guess people like a ASK ... ANYTHING threads every once in a while.
3. "Loved" is a big word, I gather some people like me and I like some people here.
Mr. Brown, if you had the choice of how you were going to die how would you like to kick the bucket.
what are the best combination of things to put in an omlet?
[QUOTE]FUNK IT WET; 6 DAYS[/QUOTE] -the prophesy in Maddie's orange juice squirts.
im going on a date on tuesday,
the main focus of the date is to take her to get a tatoo
how am i going to make the rest of the date even remotely interesting?
Mista Brown,
How should twins go about seeing who is loved more by their parents.
Where have you been?
[QUOTE=UbikRex]Mr. Brown, if you had the choice of how you were going to die how would you like to kick the bucket.[/QUOTE]
In a hail of bullets, though that would hurt like a son-of-a-bitch, so I opt for the arms of a woman that loves me and cries her heart out when I croak.
[QUOTE=9.10.84]what are the best combination of things to put in an omlet?[/QUOTE]
Egss and milk.
[QUOTE=phlegmatics] im going on a date on tuesday,
the main focus of the date is to take her to get a tatoo
how am i going to make the rest of the date even remotely interesting?[/QUOTE]
Get a tattoo too. At the same time, then touch eachother's tattoo and go 'ouch' at the same time and giggle.
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Mista Brown,
How should twins go about seeing who is loved more by their parents.[/QUOTE]
Find two identical rooms in the house, set them on fire and see who gets it the worst when the parents find out.
[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Where have you been?[/QUOTE]
To Paris to suprise my maybe special-lady-friend. She wasn't there, but hey I took a chance. Had a good fun five days though. Paris is the bomb so to speak.
What do you know about Al Pacino aside from his movies?
[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]What do you know about Al Pacino aside from his movies?[/QUOTE]
That he once said to an actor, 'don't get married to a woman who's also in the filmbusiness'.
He likes Shakespeare. And capuccino, alot. Some co-workers even called him Al Capuccino, because he demanded a capuccino-machine on the set of GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS.
Who's your favorite filmmaker of all-time?
[QUOTE=Balthazar]Who's your favorite filmmaker of all-time?[/QUOTE]
Read my interview. I can't just pick one.
what is up, b!
[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]That he once said to an actor, 'don't get married to a woman who's also in the filmbusiness'.
He likes Shakespeare. And capuccino, alot. Some co-workers even called him Al Capuccino, because he demanded a capuccino-machine on the set of GLENGARRY GLEN ROSS.[/QUOTE]
What a princess.
[QUOTE=snuffy]what is up, b![/QUOTE]
Just came back from Paris, it's pretty good and pretty cold. Will post some pics here soon.
[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]What a princess.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, well, it happens once they get all famous and shit.
[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Yeah, well, it happens once they get all famous and shit.[/QUOTE]
I find my humor responses to be indicative of my true nature, being that they're out of my control, and therefore a little like the pea under my social facade pile of mattresses revealing not so much my highness of culture but the lowness of my brow. I'd like to know what Pacino laughs at. My father is a smart man, he's an artist and professor, we're all very proud of him. He's pretty focused on his work too, to the point of oblivion towards the outside world. You know what he loves? Muppet movies. I think that's great.
[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I find my humor responses to be indicative of my true nature, being that they're out of my control, and therefore a little like the pea under my social facade pile of mattresses revealing not so much my highness of culture but the lowness of my brow. I'd like to know what Pacino laughs at. My father is a smart man, he's an artist and professor, we're all very proud of him. He's pretty focused on his work too, to the point of oblivion towards the outside world. You know what he loves? Muppet movies. I think that's great.[/QUOTE]
These are times that call for a Big Lebowski.
What I need for my apartment is a nice rug, you know, one that will really pull the room together.
Just make sure it hasn't already been peed on. By a chinaman.
i don' tthink that chinaman is the appropriate terminology...
Dude, what the FUCK are you talking about?
Hey, Brown, I am asking the questions here!
[QUOTE=Jeebus]Hey, Brown, I am asking the questions here![/QUOTE]
I don't see a question there white boy.
[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]I don't see a question there white boy.[/QUOTE]
That's because my question got devoured in your beard. Why does that happen, punk? You tell me or else! *switchblade*
[QUOTE=Jeebus]That's because my question got devoured in your beard. Why does that happen, punk? You tell me or else! *switchblade*[/QUOTE]
Jeebus Creepus, you keep talkin' like a bitch, Imma slap you like one.
*stare*
Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost. Isn't that what makes a man besides slapping? 
do you answer questions about household plumbing?
[QUOTE=Jeebus]Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost. Isn't that what makes a man besides slapping? :D[/QUOTE]
Emm, that and a pair of testicles.
[QUOTE=framstedt]do you answer questions about household plumbing?[/QUOTE]
Sometimes.
would you answer a question about household plumbing now?
Yes, but I'm actually going to bed now. You may still ask it and I will see about it tomorrow.
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I want your sunglasses.
And that third pic is fucking awesome.
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[QUOTE=Earthbound]I want your sunglasses.
And that third pic is fucking awesome.[/QUOTE]
Thanks, oh and I got the glasses at a costume shop! For 5 bucks!
Did you find the Cluny?
[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]Did you find the Cluny?[/QUOTE]
*whistles*
Man, the French love coffee and kissing I can tell you that!
well, my question about household plumbing has to do with clog removers - here goes: does the viscosity of the clog removing agent have anything to do with its efficacy? merci beaucoup, mr. maron.
[QUOTE=framstedt]well, my question about household plumbing has to do with clog removers - here goes: does the viscosity of the clog removing agent have anything to do with its efficacy? merci beaucoup, mr. maron.[/QUOTE]
The answer is 'yes'. Something always has to do with something.
[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Thanks, oh and I got the glasses at a costume shop! For 5 bucks![/QUOTE]
Those glasses are so Clarence Worley.
You're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool.
A Vendetta production. <3
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[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Those glasses are so Clarence Worley.
You're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool.[/QUOTE]
Heh, you got me.
[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]*whistles*
Man, the French love coffee and kissing I can tell you that![/QUOTE]
doesn't everybody?
[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]The answer is 'yes'. Something always has to do with something.[/QUOTE]
i have found my guru!
[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]doesn't everybody?[/QUOTE]
Maddy... femme....
[QUOTE=snuffy]brown, do you speak jive?[/QUOTE]
That's about all I talk.