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[QUOTE=Vendetta]I'm wearing a T-shirt that has flamingoes on it. It's not my only one either, my green one says 'Disco Business' on it, it used to be my boyfrind's but he was ashamed of it.

I wasn't trying to break up the fight. I would never do such a thing.[/QUOTE]

Ok, break it up!

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"FLAMING"

I hate this lame-ass internet lingo.

Internet Flamingo.

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"FLAMING"
also a way to describe someone that is rabidly homosexual

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"FLAMING"

What does flaming mean to you Mr. Brown?

(Hey, I stuck to the topic, am I the nicest or what?)

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[QUOTE=karbunkle]"FLAMING"
also a way to describe someone that is rabidly homosexual[/QUOTE]
Flagrantly Homosexual.

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[QUOTE=Vendetta]"FLAMING"

What does flaming mean to you Mr. Brown?

(Hey, I stuck to the topic, am I the nicest or what?)[/QUOTE]

"Flaming" is when people get a little too bored and a little too annoyed by some people on the internet and they start a raging battle against that person and don't stop bothering them.

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]"Flaming" is when people get a little too bored and a little too annoyed by some people on the internet and they start a raging battle against that person and don't stop bothering them.[/QUOTE]
So that's what it means to you? That's the first thing that comes into your head?

Hmmmm, that's kind of disappointing.

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]"Flaming" is when people get a little too bored and a little too annoyed by some people on the internet and they start a raging battle against that person and don't stop bothering them.[/QUOTE]

yes, also called "GAY!"

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[QUOTE=Vendetta]So that's what it means to you? That's the first thing that comes into your head?

Hmmmm, that's kind of disappointing.[/QUOTE]

I see you've mastered the ancient technique of flaming already.

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what is the best way to become a b-movie star? i'm intersted in starring in a low budget zombie film.

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[QUOTE=snuffy]what is the best way to become a b-movie star? i'm intersted in starring in a low budget zombie film.[/QUOTE]

Hang around people that make lowbudget zombie films. Smile

Seriously, just read all the indie magazines, websites and don't be afraid to take a chance of perhaps a crummy film. Hence the B-movie labels.

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[QUOTE=snuffy]what is the best way to become a b-movie star? i'm intersted in starring in a low budget zombie film.[/QUOTE]
You know what's great? The song "Zombie" by the Cranberries. I've been listening to it.

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[QUOTE=Ballerina]You know what's great? The song "Zombie" by the Cranberries. I've been listening to it.[/QUOTE]

i'm going to respectfully disagree with you on this. please don;t think less of me. it's just not my most favorite song.

see, the thing is, zombie films are beconing very popular now. i think i misse dmy b movie window.

yet another reason why i was born too late. (the first being sophia loren)

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[QUOTE=snuffy]yes, also called "GAY!"[/QUOTE]

Everyone is gay.

And what a coincidence with the zombie thing because I've been wanting to write a zombie-ized B-flick, so if I ever get my butt in gear, I'll write the lead role with you in mind and Brown can film it.

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[QUOTE=snuffy]
yet another reason why i was born too late. (the first being sophia loren)[/QUOTE]
i dont know your feelings on dating older women
but have you seen sophia loren lately ?
she's still got some hellacious gams
AWOOOOOOOO ! [img]http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/22/22_images/textalesredhotwolf.jpg[/img]

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[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Everyone is gay.

And what a coincidence with the zombie thing because I've been wanting to write a zombie-ized B-flick, so if I ever get my butt in gear, I'll write the lead role with you in mind and Brown can film it.[/QUOTE]

He's star as a zombie in the lead? But how would that work in the story? How would he overcome obstacles? Change as a person from the beginning of the film till the end of the film? How would he take action, instead of being pushed around by lesser characters who come off stronger on the page?

Hmmm, the first really arty zombie flick perhaps?

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]He's star as a zombie in the lead? But how would that work in the story? How would he overcome obstacles? Change as a person from the beginning of the film till the end of the film? How would he take action, instead of being pushed around by lesser characters who come off stronger on the page?

Hmmm, the first really arty zombie flick perhaps?[/QUOTE]

Um, I hadn't thought that far ahead yet, but now you've got my mind a-twitchin'.

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[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]Um, I hadn't thought that far ahead yet, but now you've got my mind a-twitchin'.[/QUOTE]

Why do you make everything you say so sexy? I couldn't co-write anything with you, I'd be too distracted the whole time.

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i want to see an all zombie cast producation of Hamlet

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i have a face for film, not pretty though. so if brown makes movies with pretty people, we are in trouble.

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[QUOTE=snuffy]i have a face for film, not pretty though. so if brown makes movies with pretty people, we are in trouble.[/QUOTE]

I don't do pretty stuff. Just pretty ladies.

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[QUOTE=snuffy]i have a face for film, not pretty though. so if brown makes movies with pretty people, we are in trouble.[/QUOTE]
You should have phrased this as a question, as per the title of the thread.

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nice answer, brown. : )

i look sorta like peter cushing and ben kingsley, but only broken. will that work?

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Why do you make everything you say so sexy? I couldn't co-write anything with you, I'd be too distracted the whole time.[/QUOTE]

You thought that was sexy? Haha...er, I mean, thanks! Wink

Hey...we did OK with co-writing that other thing. Hmmm...a pulp zombie story.

And pish posh, snuffy.

And damn you, karb, a Shakespearean zombie angle had briefly crossed my mind, too.

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what's pish posh?

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[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]
Hey...we did OK with co-writing that other thing. Hmmm...a pulp zombie story.
[/QUOTE]

These words have a *wink* in them. What's that about?

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[QUOTE=snuffy]what's pish posh?[/QUOTE]

I'm not exactly sure, but in that instance it was the equivalent of "don't be ridiculous."

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[QUOTE=snuffy]nice answer, brown. : )

i look sorta like peter cushing and ben kingsley, but only broken. will that work?[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=fullmetalbrak]You thought that was sexy? Haha...er, I mean, thanks! Wink

Hey...we did OK with co-writing that other thing. Hmmm...a pulp zombie story.

And pish posh, snuffy.

And damn you, karb, a Shakespearean zombie angle had briefly crossed my mind, too.[/QUOTE]

We sure did lady. *wink wink*

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v436/funky237/5238_887.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

thank you for posting that photo.

personality wise using sexy beast as a reference, i'm half ben kingsley and half ray winstone, so you're going to have to deal with that.

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Mario Bava's RABID DOGS.

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[URL=http://www.dvdmaniacs.net/Reviews/Q-T/rabid_dogs.html]http://www.dvdmaniacs.net/Reviews/Q-T/rabid_dogs.html[/URL]

[URL=http://www.thedigitalbits.com/reviews/rabiddogs.html]http://www.thedigitalbits.com/reviews/rabiddogs.html[/URL][/QUOTE]

it's out of print. wanna bootleg it for me? : )

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[QUOTE=snuffy]it's out of print. wanna bootleg it for me? : )[/QUOTE]

Now sir, that, would be illegal. Smile

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*cough*

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i mean:

*cough*?

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[QUOTE=snuffy]i mean:

*cough*?[/QUOTE]

ROBATUSSIN!

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what is the easiest way to make 659 bucks?

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[QUOTE=snuffy]what is the easiest way to make 659 bucks?[/QUOTE]

Save a buck every day and in 659 days, kerrr-ching!

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is working to save a friendship too sentimental?

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[QUOTE=snuffy]is working to save a friendship too sentimental?[/QUOTE]

Depends of the so called 'friend'. But in general, no, it makes you a better friend for it.

Like my momma always used to say when I said, at age fourteen 'man this so and so is a really good friend of mine', she'd say, 'let us see if you two have a huge argument and be cool after that, then you'd be really friends'.

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what's the fastest way to make 659 bucks, then?

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[QUOTE=snuffy]what's the fastest way to make 659 bucks, then?[/QUOTE]

Borrow it from a good friend. Then keeping it, so you can say, 'hey come on, we're supposed be be [I]friends[/I] man!'. Thus making you not so good a friend.

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What does the phrase "How's your Father" mean when used as a noun?

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how is a phrase used as a noun ?

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[QUOTE=karbunkle]how is a phrase used as a noun ?[/QUOTE]

You know, like when someone lives right up the apples and pears or just down the frog and toad.

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[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]You know, like when someone lives right up the apples and pears or just down the frog and toad.[/QUOTE]
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Chump don't want no hep, chump don't get no hep. Mistah Brown gone catch up on the med side.

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god totally knows what maddy says. she speaks holy-jive.

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Jive out of turn and I will so severely bust a slap on your knuckles with my ruler.

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brown, do you speak jive?

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[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]What does the phrase "How's your Father" mean when used as a noun?[/QUOTE]

It means, "how'd you manage that?" How'd you father that?