The ask Mr. Brown anything thread...

oh, sorry.

are czech woman or french women more 'loose in the caboose' so to speak ?

[QUOTE=karbunkle]what is the number one selling chocolate candy bar in bulgaria ?[/QUOTE]

CHOKLATSKA UNZO

I'm starting to agree with Maddy in your sig, you do seem impossibly cool. How do you do it, my good man?

[QUOTE=Undertow]I'm starting to agree with Maddy in your sig, you do seem impossibly cool. How do you do it, my good man?[/QUOTE]

It is a little thing called Photoshop and spirits.

[QUOTE=Undertow]I'm starting to agree with Maddy in your sig, you do seem impossibly cool. How do you do it, my good man?[/QUOTE]

Well. Aw shucks. Hell I'm just me is all.

[QUOTE=karbunkle]are czech woman or french women more 'loose in the caboose' so to speak ?[/QUOTE]

Depends on the caboose.

[QUOTE=Jeebus]It is a little thing called Photoshop and spirits.[/QUOTE]

Hey, don't give it all away duder!

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[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]Hey, don't give it all away duder![/QUOTE]
I can't believe you said 'Duder'. I'm having Phoenix Tetsu Gucci Ghost flashback nightmares of doom.

[QUOTE=trashED]What does the expression 'That dark brown taste' mean?[/QUOTE]
inter racial gang bangs ?

Am I cool? How can I be cooler? Also, are boogers preventable?

my question for Mr. Brown:
like, what's the deal, man, you know?

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[QUOTE=trashED]I always thought it was the flavor of that classic morning cocktail; A third of a can of warm beer and four fermenting cigarette butts, but a friend of mine thinks its a shit-eater reference so who knows.[/QUOTE]
could be like 'aloha' and mean all those things

why the fuck does it feel like im the only person under 35 who wants to settle down and be in a true monogamous relationship?

[QUOTE=phlegmatics]why the fuck does it feel like im the only person under 35 who wants to settle down and be in a true monogamous relationship?[/QUOTE]

Why do you feel that you're the only one?

[QUOTE=phlegmatics]why the fuck does it feel like im the only person under 35 who wants to settle down and be in a true monogamous relationship?[/QUOTE]
I seem to fell like that all the time but I do not act like that. Its a great idea to be commited to one girl, but then you keep meeting different women and its hard not to give into temptation. I say give me one more year and I'll be able to me monogamous.

[QUOTE=Undertow]Why do you feel that you're the only one?[/QUOTE]

i live in a college town and everyone seems to be all about banging anything that comes by

and the girls who come off sweet and innocent are the worst. with the worst guys too.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]I seem to fell like that all the time but I do not act like that. Its a great idea to be commited to one girl, but then you keep meeting different women and its hard not to give into temptation.[/QUOTE]

i dont really care too much for the random fucks, not enough passion or emotion.

[QUOTE=phlegmatics]i live in a college town and everyone seems to be all about banging anything that comes by

and the girls who come off sweet and innocent are the worst. with the worst guys too.[/QUOTE]

Ah, it's college, dude. I don't mean that to say "that's the norm, get used to it," what I mean is, it's not the only attitude around. It's a school. That school is a small niche in the grand scheme of things, so don't fret it too much. But, that's much easier to say than do. I don't know. All I can say is, keep patient and cool, don't blow your top over it.

[QUOTE=trashED]What does the expression 'That dark brown taste' mean?[/QUOTE]

It's when sex has gone nasty.

[QUOTE=ireLocus]um, are we allowed to disagree?QUOTE]

Yes, it's a free world. Or so they make us believe.

[QUOTE=sixteentimes]1. Am I cool? 2. How can I be cooler? 3. Also, are boogers preventable?[/QUOTE]

1. Yes.
2. Try less harder.
3. No, abso-fuckin'-lutely not. But it's like them old reflexes, just comin' back.

[QUOTE=izen]my question for Mr. Brown:
like, what's the deal, man, you know?[/QUOTE]

Ah, you know... *shakes hand*.

[QUOTE=phlegmatics]why the fuck does it feel like im the only person under 35 who wants to settle down and be in a true monogamous relationship?[/QUOTE]

Because all the rest of us guys usually shut the fuck up on the settling down with one gal business. It's appearantly not cool, though most of them do.

And then a girl passes and we are distracted.

What was the question again?

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]MAKER'S MARK. Because you're asking me stupid questions.[/QUOTE]

Maker's Mark is a good one, but have you had the bottled-in-bond version of Old Fitzgerald? As far as I'm concerned, it's on a par with Maker's and less expensive. They make an 80 proof version that's more commonly available but isn't as smooth & lacks the vanilla aromatics I like in a bourbon. Knob Creek has it in spades, but is too $$$.

I know this is supposed to be the ask Mr. Brown thread, but I have to ask YogSothoth why he's posting questions about bourbon when his avatar advertises a Tennesee whiskey?

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]MAKER'S MARK. Because you're asking me stupid questions.[/QUOTE]

You might be happy to know that I am currently half in the bag, and partly because of Maker's Mark. While I disagree with you about your answer to the first half of the question (I say Woodford Reserve over Maker's Mark any day) I salute the intent...and the fact that you lived up to the original post...you answered anything I asked. As for the second part of the question, I can only blame the work for the lack of bourbon intake...at least I've resolved that portion.

Wheeeee...bourbon and pabst!

[QUOTE=YogSothoth]You might be happy to know that I am currently half in the bag, and partly because of Maker's Mark. While I disagree with you about your answer to the first half of the question (I say Woodford Reserve over Maker's Mark any day) I salute the intent...and the fact that you lived up to the original post...you answered anything I asked. As for the second part of the question, I can only blame the work for the lack of bourbon intake...at least I've resolved that portion.

Wheeeee...bourbon and pabst![/QUOTE]
Dude, do not contaminate your palate with cheap beer while drinking a fine whiskey. The only thing you add to whiskey is more whiskey. And you better not be tainting it with ice and shit!

Don't make me ruin Mr. Brown's thread teaching you to drink.

[QUOTE=Chixulub]I know this is supposed to be the ask Mr. Brown thread, but I have to ask YogSothoth why he's posting questions about bourbon when his avatar advertises a Tennesee whiskey?[/QUOTE]

A fine question...it's mainly because I made the image many moons ago and haven't updated it yet. I intend on putting Woodford Reserve in there (a true bourbon, as opposed to a Tennessee whiskey).

I can't even support JD anymore, as they've dropped the proof of their product from 86 to 80 with the lame excuse that "their customers enjoy the smoother taste of an 80 proof whiskey"...so sad and inaccurate. Thank Modern Drunkard Magazine for getting a huge petition going about the aforementioned quality drop and getting it mentioned on MSNBC...plus the fact that I think a poem of mine was printed in their June issue...just ordered a back copy to confirm.

[QUOTE=Chixulub]Dude, do not contaminate your palate with cheap beer while drinking a fine whiskey. The only thing you add to whiskey is more whiskey. And you better not be tainting it with ice and shit!

Don't make me ruin Mr. Brown's thread teaching you to drink.[/QUOTE]

Hardly necessary. I was at my favorite bar all night drinking Magic Hat #9 (a beer which I helped get brought into this bar a few weeks ago by my constant requests...the Sunday manager even asked me last week if I was drinking it as "I was one of the reasons they brought it in"...I'm such a Norm-style regular, it's a bit scary). I have the PBR at home, and I love it...I love almost every beer you can name. Prior to the PBR, I had me a nice Maker's Mark, neat.

If it will comfort you (assuming you're worried that I'm a foolish drinker), my two Scotch selections in the apartment are a lovely 12 year old Balvenie doublewood single malt and the ever so complex Lagavulin, of the Islay Isle style....so much character...so good.

Me likey the booze...you need never worry that I would treat it poorly. You may need to worry that I enjoy far too wide a spectrum of booze

Not Familiar with Magic Hat #9, must not be available here. I can't imagine why you'd pay bar prices for a micro and then cheat yourself with mass market American non-pils at home.

Mainly because I pay for about 1 beer out of 3 They charge the same price for Sam Adams, and they can't pour a decent Guinness, so this is an excellent solution to my beer choice problem...$5 for a 22oz no matter what I pick...I'll take the 1 in 3 MH 9 any day.

And with PBR: it's $10 an 18-pack...good deal for a mass market beer on par with any of the other mass market breweries.

Magic Hat is a Vermont brewery...excellent selection of beers if you ever see them.

Say we are in Bizzaro World and you are the umpire of a baseball game. I hit a homerun. What would you call me?

I'd call it a strike-out and then call out for Sucko Sister.

what does the expression "rode hard and put away wet" mean? I seriously never caught on to that one. I'm stupid, so just explain it.

any idea what the point is?

Mr.Brown:
Is it wrong to grab someone's tit if you're wearing a mask? Like, if you were to go out on Halloween and just, Bam!
*grab*

Why is the sky blue?

If you were travelling at the speed of light, then turned on your headlights, what happens?

Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
Why does it always rain on me?
Even when the sun is shining
I can't avoid the lightning
Oh, where did the blue skies go?
And why is it raining so?

Do you prefer pancakes or waffles?

1. Do you have all your testicles?

2. What is the brown for?

3. Do you know anything about ventillation equipment?

4. Can you help me? (I need toast)

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
Why does it always rain on me?
Even when the sun is shining
I can't avoid the lightning
Oh, where did the blue skies go?
And why is it raining so?[/QUOTE]
:eek: Must download song now...

[QUOTE=Brother Supremo]Say we are in Bizzaro World and you are the umpire of a baseball game. I hit a homerun. What would you call me?[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=9.10.84]what does the expression "rode hard and put away wet" mean? I seriously never caught on to that one. I'm stupid, so just explain it.[/QUOTE]

It means you done did the nasty like a muddafukka to yer sweet lady and you done did it so sweet and nasty that you left her flubbering for more. So you done rode it hard and put her away still wet… and wanting more.

[QUOTE=big S]any idea what the point is?[/QUOTE]

The point is to survive.

[QUOTE=Nightrious]Mr.Brown:
Is it wrong to grab someone's tit if you're wearing a mask? Like, if you were to go out on Halloween and just, Bam! *grab*[/QUOTE]

Only if you do it with style. And this is very hard. Preferrable not to do it.

[QUOTE=Detached]1. If you were travelling at the speed of light, then turned on your headlights, what happens? 2. Why is the sky blue?[/QUOTE]

1. You’d see a blinding white flash. Directed at you. Then you’d crash. Hard… at the speed of light. Switch them lights on before you push the ‘speed of light’ button.

2. The sky isn’t blue. It’s usually blueish and purple and red and orange and yellow and brown and pitchblack.

[QUOTE=Smartazboy]1. Whyy does it always rain on me?
2. Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
3. Why does it always rain on me?
4. Even when the sun is shining
5. I can't avoid the lightning
6. Oh, where did the blue skies go?
7. And why is it raining so?[/QUOTE]

1. It don’t always rain on you. It just seems that way.
2. Now that ain’t got nuttin’ to do with the price of oranges.
3. That’s just the stress talking man.
4. Let’s you and me go bowling.
5. Keep moving.
6. *passes beer*
7. Jesus H. Christ.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]Do you prefer pancakes or waffles?[/QUOTE]

Waffles please. I mean, if I had to, if my life depended on it. I’d go for waffles yeah.

[QUOTE=Recluse God]1. Do you have all your testicles?

2. What is the brown for?

3. Do you know anything about ventillation equipment?

4. Can you help me? (I need toast)[/QUOTE]

1. Yes.
2. I stole it from the RESERVOIR DOGS movie, but it’s finished off with a dash of Charlie Brown. I also use it as a starting name for most of my characters. I can also be called David Brown.
3. A bit, I installed them muddafukkas for a whole summer. They’re fuckin’ tedious.
4. *thinks real hard about transferring money so you can buy order some toast*

When did you start smoking and how many cigarettes do you think you smoke a day?

Have you ever punched someone in anger?

How many pairs of sunglasses do you own?

I've never seen any Dutch movies, nothing directed or made in The Netherlands. What is the Dutch film industry like? Are there trademarks of it? Do you know any good home grown movies?

How have you been described by others?

Would you rather be loved or feared?

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]When did you start smoking and how many cigarettes do you think you smoke a day? [/QUOTE]

I started around fifteen I think. I smoke roughly a pack a day now. More if I’m writing, directing and or stuff that I extremely like.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]Have you ever punched someone in anger? [/QUOTE]

Yes. One of my old best friends. We hung out for ages, till we we’re fourteen, fifteen I guess. Then he kinda became a racist and kept saying stupid shit. It boiled me up inside. I told him to knock it off many times. Finally it became too much and I asked him to quit it or I would beat the shit out of him. He responded that that was a typical thing for a foreigner to do.

I beat his face in. While people in the schoolyard we’re yelling around us. I broke his nose, cracked his tooth and he had a black eye to boot.

Been in a few fights, but you can count ‘em on one hand. I usually tend to avoid fights, until they become absolutely unavoidable.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]How many pairs of sunglasses do you own? [/QUOTE]

I have three Elvis glasses. Two Texas cop glasses and one very old wanna be Ray Bans. I came into sunglasses very recently.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]I've never seen any Dutch movies, nothing directed or made in The Netherlands. What is the Dutch film industry like? Are there trademarks of it? Do you know any good home grown movies? [/QUOTE]

Paul Verhoeven (ROBOCOP, SHOWGIRLS, STARSHIP TROOPERS etc) is from Holland and his old stuff is still excellent. SOLDIER OF ORANGE, TURKISH DELIGHT (heh), THE FOURTH MAN and SPETTERS are very Dutch films and still very good.

The Dutch film industry is in bad shape. Because we don’t have big film studios, pretty much every theatrical released film is financed in one way or another by the government, television stations and funds. So it’s hard to get a foot in the door and it’s hard to find a Dutch equivalent of say Abel Ferrara or any other director with a really own particular style. They all seem so generic and it almost feels that most of the movies have interchangeable directors.

Old cliches of Dutch films are: Coarseness. Nudity. Bad acting. Worse storylines.
Old classy trademarks: Films based on classic Dutch novels. Mostly WO II and coming of age dramas.

As for homegrown: My favorite Dutch film is George Sluizer’s SPOORLOOS / THE VANISHING. Anchor Bay carries it and so does Criterion. It’s miles better than the US remake (by the same director – the US version has a happy end – sheesh)

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[URL=http://criterionco.com/asp/release.asp?id=133]Criterion's SPOORLOOS / THE VANISHING release[/URL]

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]How have you been described by others? [/QUOTE]

A stand up guy.

[QUOTE=Maddetchke Malorkus]Would you rather be loved or feared?[/QUOTE]

Loved. But when I'm pissed off I can get into a ‘fuck all y’all’ mood and carry it for a long fucking while.

mr. brown, say someone wanted to eat her weight in halloween "fun sized" candy. would you suggest she works with a variety of mediums, or stick to one kind?

[QUOTE=Mr. Brown]As for homegrown: My favorite Dutch film is George Sluizer’s SPOORLOOS / THE VANISHING. Anchor Bay carries it and so does Criterion. It’s miles better than the US remake (by the same director – the US version has a happy end – sheesh).[/QUOTE]

Sheesh is right. The original shouldn't even be mentioned in the same sentence as the US remake. I knew Hollywood was going to totally fuck it up...and how!

That's pretty upsetting that your best childhood freind turned into such an asshole and drove you to hitting him. Do you know what he's doing now? Do you still see him around or anything?

What are some of the jobs you've had, and what were they like? Did you ever work for anyone difficult or have to work with someone you didn't like?

If I mess with the goat, will I really get the horns? What exactly does 'getting the horns' entail?

Who's the best member of [URL=http://go.to/sclub7]S Club 7?[/URL]

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