Tequila and Dr. Pepper
hmm.. surprisingly good. What odd and disgusting "get drunk quick" mixes have you come up with?
"If a man can bridge the gap between life and death, if he can live on after he's dead, then maybe he was a great man."
hmm i can do ya one better. MEK. MethylEthylKetone. Hell it might melt your face and lungs but it'll get ya high.
"If a man can bridge the gap between life and death, if he can live on after he's dead, then maybe he was a great man."
I hate Dr. Pepper so much. It's the most disgusting thing ever, and I won't touch it. I used to like it, but then this one time when I was like 19, I took some GHB by myself and woke up in my living room hours later and was so very thirsty. I downed two cans of Dr. Pepper in under three minutes (probably....it seemed like it), and it made me puke my guts out. I can't even stand the smell of Dr. Pepper/Mr. Pibb to this day.
One of the dumbest things I've ever done. Glad I was alone...no telling what I did in the whole time I was "blacked" out.
Indeed the thought of what it actually is - Cherry Spice Soda Water - is somewhat sickening but none the less, good to chase alcohol with, and perhaps not so good to chase GHB with Nurse Ratchet haha.
"If a man can bridge the gap between life and death, if he can live on after he's dead, then maybe he was a great man."
My last drink was a splash of coke drowned in Sailor Jerry.
I love me a washington apple though which is Crown Royal with cranberry juice and a splash of apple puckers. I could drink those all night which is deadly because it's mostly whiskey with added alcohol.
Everclear is horrid straight but my friend would make a great punch/jungle juice where you couldn't taste the gasoline taste of everclear.
Not having drank in almost a year has me reminiscing...I might actually be an alcoholic.
Oh fuck I'm tired I didn't even post a strange drink mix to get fucked up on which the drinks I posted were moving towards. Me and my friends had crown,apple puckers, jager, a cheap ass bottle of white rum which we called the silver pirate since it had a pirate on the label, some evan ...evan..ugh i forgot but it's whiskey,some cranberry juice, and a cheap bottle of champagne. We mixed all of these together to make the worst drink possibly made on earth it was me, my 300+lbs. heavy metal dude friend who can probably drink gasoline if you served it to him, and our other partner in crime who thrives on the strongest rums and whiskeys. After a few drinks they both yakked and I was surprised I managed to keep any of it down and that they threw in the towel before I did. Surprisingly I didn't black out, I did go for a swim, passed out in my car, and headed home in the morning.
When it comes to mixed drinks, there's only two. Jack and coke, and tequila with manzanita sol.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
Around here we drink a lot of jack daniels/coke.
We also like dirty martinis. A lot.
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Anyone ever tried Champagne and Alka Seltzer?
All I know is I'm never mixing alcohol with orange juice anymore. EVER.
Brown Rum and Orange soda = liquid creamsicle
Only thing I'm mixing is rum and Coke. All other combinations have failed me and made me develop an intense hatred (read: sickness) towards anything but wine and Cuba Libres.
Last night, I got soooooooo moderately tipsy that I stayed up until 6 just manically cleaning my apartment. It was crazy.
I try not to drink thngs that are disgusting.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
While watching walking dead last night I had Disaronno and hot chocolate...very tasty!
"For most of this century, scientists have worshiped the hardware of the brain and the software of the mind; the messy powers of the heart were left to the poets."
I love hard pear cider, it's like drinking beer but so much tastier.
also at this pub I went to in springfield, I kept downing these drinks called "pineapple express". I knew it had rum and midori in it, and definitely pinapple something, but it tasted like delicious melon-y fruit juice and after three and 2 ciders, I was drunk as shit.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
ciders creep up on you cuz they go down like soda and that pineapple express drink sounds deadly.
Blanco Madero (which is like an aguardiente) and squirt. It's what we used to live/get drunk on while in Mexico in my high school years.
Love pear cider! I've also had lychee cider and strawberry cider, which were both delicious as well.
Doesn't anyone just drink plain old hard liquor anymore? You just need to be creative? Scotch works pretty well.... but then again so do Irish Car Bombs and Jager Bombs.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
I didn't know Mexican aguardiente existed. Good for you guys.
We have our own aguardiente. 70-86% pure alcohol. This is how most people get in a coma around here, but it's used as pacifier for babies, mostly at the countryside.
Here we call that hooch.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
I do love caipirinha though.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Which reminds me of my dumbass friends who made their own version of a Jagerbomb. Instead of red bull they used Sparks. Sparks already has alcohol in it. That would be like mixing jager with a 4 loko.
Which reminds me of my dumbass friends who made their own version of a Jagerbomb. Instead of red bull they used Sparks. Sparks already has alcohol in it. That would be like mixing jager with a 4 loko.
I only drink Jager Bombs when the band does a show. Kills any nervousness so you can just rock out with your... well you know
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Sounds dangerous. What do you do with that? Just take shots?
Those are soooo good. It's what would happen if a fat little kid invented a drink. And I think really, all South Americans are fat little kids, at heart.
Sounds dangerous. What do you do with that? Just take shots?
Those are soooo good. It's what would happen if a fat little kid invented a drink. And I think really, all South Americans are fat little kids, at heart.
I must be South American.
Honorary, yes.
Sounds dangerous. What do you do with that? Just take shots?
Those are soooo good. It's what would happen if a fat little kid invented a drink. And I think really, all South Americans are fat little kids, at heart.
I don't drink that shit. People either do shots or drink like a couple glasses. Depends. My grandpa has a shot or two every day and he's almost 90.
My grandpa did something similar. Our liquor's not as strong though and from what I hear, it was more like 6 or 7 shots a night.
He's very dead though. He passed away when he was around 40. Super dead.
Discovered a new one here. Peach schnapps, vodka, mountain dew, apple juice, and southern comfort. Incorporate equal parts of all ingredients, mix well, and enjoy!
"If a man can bridge the gap between life and death, if he can live on after he's dead, then maybe he was a great man."
Southern Comfort, Fruja Mango Liquor and OJ = Tropical Inbreeder
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
This thread is too vile to post in.
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You went and ruined that statement by posting in it.
And now I have ruined my prior belief in the same sentiment by pointing that out.
I had twice created and deleted posts where I thanked small household gods that as an adult I can simply pour myself a proper drink in proper glassware and enjoy it like a civilized human being rather than dig through myriad near-empty bottles of mystery liquores being guesstimate-poured into a red plastic cup at some sad kegger at a wannabe frathome and then naming it something stupid. A Slow Comfortable Screw On The Beach With Your Flaming Kentucky Uncle is not a cocktail, people.
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It happens. I'm so glad I don't have a Flaming Kentucky Uncle.
Proper drinks in proper glassware are all I really need. (well, then there are lots of other things too but mostly that after the other things)
I sort of wish i did have a flaming kentucky uncle (ick). My cousin Robert recently approved me on FB, he is living somewhere down in that area, so he will have to do.
Inappropriate attempted neck rub after funeral after not seeing each other since we were kids both living together at common relatives home after him recognizing you but you not him in the library there you have a yuk drink.
I'm pretty sure I've had an Inappropriate Attempted Neck Rub.
Take that how you will.
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Who hasn't?
ha,
Those give the worse hangovers.
Experience has taught me alcohol shouldn't be mixed. Only combo I still take is rum and Coca Cola.
Worst shot I ever had was called "A bumpy ride on a roller coaster".
It was tequila and baileys or something terrible like that.
As soon as you shot it down it shot back up in your throat. Totally revolting.
I don't miss wine as much as I thought I would, but I do miss beer.
anything mixed with tequila aside from something lemon-limey is fucking disgusting, especially something milky, good god.
mountain dew and wild turkey.......got me through some long days at the mop factory back in high school
I like a good old Scotch and Dry. or Scotch with a little Ginger Ale. Good stuff.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Tried a new one called a Mexican Car Bomb and it isnt too bad, but not exactly good either, You drop a shot of tequila into a glass of Four Loco and slam it
"If a man can bridge the gap between life and death, if he can live on after he's dead, then maybe he was a great man."
I wonder if the mop factory is hiring.
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“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
