Teh Gay Questionnaire thingy cuz i'm superbored

1) Single or Taken: reserved
2) Sex: female
3) Birthday: feb 4th, 82
4) Sign: aquarius

5) Siblings: 2 sisters, 30 and 28
6) Hair color: naturally brown-black, been reddish-brown or reddish violet for 2 years
7) Eye color: dark brown
8) Shoe size: 9.5 or 10, depending on the cut

9) Height: 5'10", but really i am 5 9 1/2

relat i o n s h i p s*-;-*
1) Who is your best friend?: have many close friends, but dont like to label any as "best"
2) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: better alone than poorly accompanied

*-;-*F a s h i o n S t u f f*-;-*
1) Where is your favorite place to shop: urban outfitters for gifts, clothing wise--jacobs
2) Any tattoos or piercings: sadly no, but wanted an industrial for the longest time...stupid conservative parents... i might get a tattoo later on...my sis said that i can do anything (tattoos, piercings) as long as it's "private" and concealed
3)Favorite outfit: depends on the mood..i've been told that i am very fashionable. i think i make a good stylist

*-;-* T h e E x t r a S t u f f *-;-*
1)Do you do drugs: no
2)What are you most scared of: being alone? (as in no one to talk to) i dont know...i guess a lot of stuff bugs me but they dont scare me
5) What car do you wish to have: not quite sure...my very own car would be nice. i love the smart cars..they are adorable. but really...maybe my own E320 or CLK... i love how the CLK handles..
6) Where do you want to get married: marriage?? what the...dont believe in it. but if hormones reign surpreme and my logic is rendered useless. somewhere in new york or florence...somewhere in italy
8) How many messenger buddies do you have on right now: AIM: 5, MSN: 6. icq: not opened at this time (still stuck in taiwan)
9) If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be: i wish i was taller..i wish i was smarter.. (remember that song?)

>F a V o U r I t E !~*
10) Boys Name: kieran (that's what i will name my kid if i do have one...lol) lucifer is a great name..too bad you cant name anyone that
11) Girls name: lexi? i dont know...rita's good...stands for truth
12) Subjects in school: cultural studies, film, pop cult etc etc
13) Animals: tigers... well i am a lover of all animals

*-;-* H a v e Y o u E v e r *-;-*
1) Given anyone a bath: no
2) Smoked: experimented
3) Bungee jumped: no
4) Broken the law: no (i cant even park in an empty lot that says "no parking"...yes i am a monkey
5) Made yourself throw-up: no...my friend asked me to dip once..and i got so sick and wanted to throwup..sat in front of the toilet for like 30 mins..tryin to throw up
6) Gone skinny-dipping?: as of monday YES. my sister rented a villa for her wedding thing...very private, with your personal swimming pool...very very nice

*-;-* F i r s t T h i n g T h a t C o m e s To M i n d
1) Red: blood
2) cow: mad
3) Socks: bunnies (? lol)
4) Greenland: icey

*-;-* Final Questions *-;-*
1) Do you like filling these out?: it's alright..i'm bored
2)what was the last film you saw at the cinema?: matrix reloaded...saw it at an advance screening with some dude, very very disappointed
3)Favorite cartoon character: ichi the killer? lol..i dont know..dont watch cartoons...anime YES...totoro is cute...he makes me all girly
4) What do you have for breakfast in the morning? usually eggs. i love eggs
5) Who would you hate being locked in a room with : people...hell is other people..nah...ignorant racist people. i was stuck in a car with 3 racists...and being a visible minority didnt help. almost died that time cause they were making fun of a "gay car" and the car spun out of control

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"lucifer is a great name..too bad you cant name anyone that"

"Animals: tigers... well i am a lover of all animals"

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, it never ends. Argh.

STOP THAT

You stop it.

look buddy..i'm older..
so STOP IT

Okay.

Bee lang. Bee lang.

umm....o----kay?

aren't you two sweet?

I don't know where that came from. It's supposed to be the sound a gun makes.

Just, spelling out the B... except, guns don't make the sound blang, really... So.. it doesn't make sense.

If by sweet you mean I'm totally lame and she's totally canadian - then yes, yes we are.

whats wrong with canadiacana? yeah you and i both make no sense

Nothing. Canada's cool.

Cooler than the States, at least.

Not that that's saying much.

no, i meant sweet as in "have you two gone on a love-ahs walk?"

love-ahs?

My ears are bleeding. Not really. Stop screaming NO at me.

my thoughts exactly

*points to teh one year sign

/burns it

oh silly boy..it's an indestruable sign

You've mentioned this before.

My fire is indestructable-proof. So pfft. Deal with it.

oh silly boy

you make no sense

What do you expect? I'm an idiot.

no comment

cause if you are an idiot that makes me an idiot too

and i sincerely hope this is where the similarities end

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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B][B]2) Smoked: A friend swears she made me in 6th grade, but she's also a pathological liar, so I'm going to go with no.
[/B][/QUOTE]

I have to change this one now, as of tonight....dear God, what was I thinking. Fucking peer pressure. Every time I put one of my fingernails in my mouth it tastes like smoke and all I can think is, "How in the world do people do this on a regular basis?"

I smoked last night. Out of sheer boredom.

Do you usually?

Nope.

I've only ever smoked a few cigarettes, usually seems to happen when I drink, heh.

I feel like vomiting. Seriously. And I can still taste it, and it was like an hour and a half ago, and I've had two glasses of water and some mints since then.

Maybe I can still taste it cause I keep biting my fingernails. Also, I feel like a huge pansy right now. Someone come save me.

rubbing toothpaste on your fingers gets rid of the smell, every time

[years of hiding smoking from parents coming into play here]

try lemons.

1) Single or Taken: all alone
2) Sex: the kind with the doohicky in front that won't behave no matter how much you punish it
3) Birthday: december 15th, 1984
4) Sign: Sagitarius

5) Siblings: younger brother
6) Hair color: boring brown
7) Eye color: greenish-blueish-grey, my driver's liscence says grey
8) Shoe size: 9 1/2
9) Height: 5'11'' (ish)

relat i o n s h i p s*-;-*
1) Who is your best friend?: I don't know, this is going to bother me for a while
2) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend: no

*-;-*F a s h i o n S t u f f*-;-*
1) Where is your favorite place to shop: Second hand stores
2) Any tattoos or piercings: no
3)Favorite outfit: zoot suit (which I own but never get to wear)

*-;-* T h e E x t r a S t u f f *-;-*
1)Do you do drugs: No but I should probably be medicated, unless you count sweet, life-giving alcohol
2)What are you most scared of: myself
5) What car do you wish to have: I don't care
6) Where do you want to get married: I don't care
8) How many messenger buddies do you have on right now: 21 contacts, none online
9) If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be: I can't decide on one, probably my indecisiveness

>F a V o U r I t E !~*
10) Boys Name: don't care
11) Girls name: don't care
12) Subjects in school: studying film, if you mean highschool then english and philosophy
13) Animals: boxing kangaroos

*-;-* H a v e Y o u E v e r *-;-*
1) Given anyone a bath: no (that's either a good thing or a bad thing)
2) Smoked: no
3) Bungee jumped: no
4) Broken the law: yes
5) Made yourself throw-up: no
6) Gone skinny-dipping?: no, lucky for water

*-;-* F i r s t T h i n g T h a t C o m e s To M i n d
1) Red: rectum hotsauce
2) cow: bring a live one to the table, I'll eat what I need and ride the rest home
3) Socks: clinton
4) Greenland: masturbation

*-;-* Final Questions *-;-*
1) Do you like filling these out?: not really
2)what was the last film you saw at the cinema?: Matrix Reloaded, before that it was X2, Phone Booth and Eraserhead
3)Favorite cartoon character: Fritz the Cat
4) What do you have for breakfast in the morning? Toast
5) Who would you hate being locked in a room with : myself

I don't see how you could really avoid being locked in a room with yourself. Sucks to be you, I guess.

some of us actually, perversely, *LIKE* the smell of cigarettes.

*hacking cough* more, please.

funny, i'm coughing as we speak. this is because i have a cold, howver, my approximate pack-a-day doesn't help.

am home sick today. been coughing for a few days with a terrible scratchy throat. thak god i've got the smoke machine going in my room. without it, i'd be breathing clean air. *hacking sars-like cough*

i don't know if your'e making fun of me or not, but really, i don't care.

no, i'm not making fun of you. i really am home sick and have been coughing for two days.

Sensitivity in Cyberspace 201
Prof. I. Havva Notickskinn

i like the smell of cigarrettes too actually.

v sexy smell on a guy: coffee, fags and aftershave mixed up. yummy.

i have a blocked nose i think i'm a borderline hay fever-er

try some vicks

for hay fever?

in winter vicks is magic

what's Nyquil?

your blocked nose

I like the smell of a pipe. One of the guys I was with actually gave up his tobacco pipe in favor of cigarettes. Why why WHY? The thing that really pisses me off is that the next time I go out with these friends, they'll all be like, "Why don't you smoke with us? You did it before?" blah blah blah. It was such a fucking mistake. I hate myself.

don't you mean pipe tobacco?
i can't imagine a pipe all by itself smelling wonderful, you know. *deliberately missing the point*

No, pipe tobacco is the stuff you put in the pipe.

A tobacco pipe is the thing you use to smoke the pipe tobacco.

Right? Don't be a nerd.

sometimes a good joke just blows up in your face. *backs off willingly*

did she just say what's NyQuil?

yeah, rubes did ask what's nyquil. elixir of the pharmacology department, darling.

Where is Willtupper when you need him?

And I purposely made that joke blow up in your face, as to demonstrate to you my awesome forum power.

i am so unimpressed with your feeble threats and delusions of grandeur.