Teh Cult Secret Santa 2012: The Aftermath.

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/Seckseh an' Ah knoe it.

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Hahahaha! I love drunk Tuffy.

I'm hoping to send mine out on wed.

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Wait are we already sending packages out? Yeah, I'm probably over budget myself but it's only once a year what can ya do? Right now I had to cancel three different orders I was going to place on Amazon. 100 dollars for kid's books for my cousins? Sheesh!

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Well my deadline is the 1st, but I have wed off, so it's the best day for me to get to the postshop.

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Oh well I hope I get one of the gifts soon so I can send mine out by the end of the week.

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SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

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I realized this morning that I'm done. Except for treats. Of which there will be.

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I'm pretty sure I'm done too, but there is wrapping to be done!

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I'm done with most of the wrapping and I need to add candy!!

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Wrapping-schmapping.

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I suck at wrapping.

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How's your swaddling?!

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My swaddling rocks. How is it I can swaddle a wriggly baby, but I can't wrap a bloody box?

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Mystery Of Life, hon.

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I found the book I wanted to buy, woohoo!

Worked on my package quite a while on Saturday, and it made me so happy! I got all excited, haha. I thought I was awesome at wrapping gifts by the way, but I found out it wasn't as easy as I remembered it to be.

I still have some last minute shopping to do on Friday (and maybe Saturday...) before I send out my package.

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Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.
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Yeah i'm buying a couple things this weekend but other than that, mine's pretty much ready.

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hey guys, I just wanted to let y'all know that I'm going to have to back out of secret santa this year. it's really not something I want to do because I love doing this with the cult, but I'm going through some major financial woes right now. I was having car problems and other stuff and had to pay a bunch of money I didn't have. I currently don't have enough money for rent which is due in 10 days so I'm trying to figure that out.
sorry, I hate to flake on this and bring this thread down but I have zero money for anything right now. I hope nobody is too disappointed with me.

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Don't think about us, sounds like you have enough to worry about already. I hope you figure things out with the rent, hmpf.

Is there someone now that won't get a package though?

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I think they'll assign my sender my recipient.

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Fano needs to contact your sender then and tell them who their new recipient is.

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Posthaste!

Good luck, Fudgiecam!

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It's already did.

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Boo! I hope everything gets taken care of Cammie. Financial troubles suck especially when that involves car repairs. Be sure to pm me an address so I can send you a postcard for christmas.

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Good luck Cammie.

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thanks guys

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going to Powell's today to see what they have that my secret giftee may like.

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Shit shit shit. I have to shop this weekend. I still am not sure what to get my person. I maen I have an idea but still.

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International Senders should think about mailing soon....

Word to the wise.

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I'm done and sent. Smile

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Sarah draws first blood!

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Mine is ready to get sent out. I want to post pictures! but even the wrapping might give it away so I won't.

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I might be done.

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Definitely not done. I will do my best to send the package tomorrow!

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I think I'm done.

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I'm done shopping unless Something Cool jumps out at me.

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I have to correct us all, including myself... "Finished" not "Done".

Which I am not sure is actually the better grammar or not, but I was nagged so many times by my grandparents growing up about that one that I annoy myself every time I use the word "done" to describe something involving human activity... the chicken is done cooking, the person is finished with their task.

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My grandparents were likely just messing with my head.

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Bingo.

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I'm pretty sure I'm done buying for both of my secret santas. I bought the last few items this morning. I also started wrapping this morning! I still have a good bit to wrap and garnish and I have to get boxes and pack and ship. I'm working all weekend, but hopefully I will have everything ready to go by Monday.

Part of me wants to hold onto them for a while so they don't get there so long before Christmas, but part of me wants to just get it done!

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You mean, "Part of me wants to get it finished."

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I just bought a bunch more goodies.

I hope I stop soon.

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Tuffy wrote:
You mean, "Part of me wants to get it finished."

Nope, I mean done! Pepper's grandparents were liars.

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Kindly choose a better way to make fun of the silliness I was raised with than calling my grandparents liars in the future, please.

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Package is sent! I hope it gets to my cultie in time. Smile

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I bought still more stuff for my giftee today.

Grrrr.

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pepper wrote:
Kindly choose a better way to make fun of the silliness I was raised with than calling my grandparents liars in the future, please.

Really? Chill out, it was a joke.

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I took a picture of all the gifts for my Reddit secret santa all wrapped up and I want to share it, but it includes a few of the same things as my cult secret santa's package and I don't want to spoil anything.

Anyway, both of my gifts are all packed up and ready to go! And they weigh a ton.

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Kindly choose a better way to make fun of the silliness I was raised with than calling my grandparents liars in the future, please.

Really? Chill out, it was a joke.

I replied to you in PA.

This is the Happy Place thread, I am not going to muck it up.

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Hey Noah do you think you can send me an updated address so I can send you a postcard?

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I'm about to head to the post office with my gift! It was ready to go last week, I just didn't have a chance to get it shipped.

And I'm not entirely sure about this, but I think today is the shipping deadline, so y'all better get to shippin'!

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