Teh Cult Secret Santa 2012: The Aftermath.
Women's Medium
Whatever Whore!
I'm a Large.
Weird fact, American sizes are lying to you.
Old Navy 36" waist is in reality 41"!
That's why I don't shop at any of those stores...except H&M.
lol so that's why I have to wear a 32.
I would like to say medium.
but, you know, i'd like to actually be able to wear whatever anyone sends me if it happens to be of the shirt variety, therefore, probable a L.
Id have to say don't send me a T-shirt. I'm way too big at the moment, and I'm not really a T-shirt person.
Did we decide on a cut-off date yet for being "in"?
This is why we can't have nice things.
Cut off date 11th November? Post overseas stuff by Dec 1st, Dec 14thish for national post?
I agree.
So carried.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Assign me already! I want to buy all the gifts!
Okay, so are we all in agreement on the dates? Should I compile the list and begin assigning names?
I used to wear mediums but now i wear larges because i got FAT.
Not until the sign-up cutoff date passes.
You sure you don't mind doing this? You don't seem too eager.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Also keep in mind that whoever is assigned to send me a gift will disappear Christmas Eve and never be heard from again.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm agreeable on it all. I want my giftee!
Whatever Whore!
PM me your address cuz I'm pretty sure I want to send you some stuff whether you like it or not.
Hooray for dates having been set!
I bought something this weekend I could potentially add to my Secret-Santa-to-be's package. Exciting!
Not until the sign-up cutoff date passes.
You sure you don't mind doing this? You don't seem too eager.
Oh, yeah, good point!! Derp.
I don't mind at all. I just haven't really been saying much about it because I'm not really involved in any other way, and I've been busy and pre-occupied. Don't worry, though, I shall do my duty!
When the time comes, Fano, I will be administering to you an Oath of Impartiality and Absolute True Randomness, so be forewarned.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I am not without honor, so no worries.
I'm jewish...
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
So is my brother's girlfriend, but she still ate the shit out of that Christmas ham last year. My point is that I don't have a point.
Oh I am not really Jewish.
Although I didnt have a christmas tree last year...
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Most Jews I know celebrate Christmas. This is because Hanukkah is pretty weak.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm sending whoever I get a bottle of Jubelale, (if I don't drink it all I mean, it will be a lesson in self control) along with whatever else. I don't care if they like beer or not.
I'll post it when the time comes, but there's a pretty long list of restrictions for non-EU packages going to Romania.
Jubelale is a god send. There was a bar in NE that would save a keg untill Jully. It was the best summer treat ever.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
there is a list of restrictions of things that can be sent to pepper. It is not long, the only item is foodstuff involving peanuts.
We can't technically send food. Last year I managed to send Romanian candy (jellies and candies) and a traditional type of biscuit. I wish I could send whoever I get the corn puffs that only we have, but they take up too much space.
They look like this and they're addictive.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee! I hope I get Tuffy!
They look like this and they're addictive.
They look like maggots!
This jewish talk reminded of this board book I bought. I was going to take it to work, but Lucy loves books so she's got it now, we looked at it this morning.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee! I hope I get Tuffy!
That would be awful!
This is why we can't have nice things.
hahahaha
She want to leave us so bad but can't unless forced to give you presents, that would be the final straw!
Sarah what a meanie!!!
I feel like an asshole for doing this (and Jaz tried to convince me that I'm not), but I think I have to back out. Some things came up and I'm going to be tight on money for a little bit.
Jaz is right.
Hope everything's okay.
Hope everything's okay.
ditto
Everything will be okay. I'm helping somebody out.
You're a good person. 
I try. 
Reminder: One more week to decide if you're in!
I went a bit crazy with my Operation Christmas Child shoebox gifts this year so I think I may be bowing out, I'm afraid.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm too broke to participate.
Booo! I wanted to buy you sex toys!
If you PM me your address I will definitely add you to my Christmas card list.
Lies!
It would be entirely inappropriate to imply that I wanted to buy Hattie sex toys.
Still, for sake of levity and in keeping with my own reputation, the implication should be herein made.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Oh no, Hattie!
Lies!
Now you'll never know.
Penis joke redacted.
This is why we can't have nice things.