Teh Anniversary

make sure you masturbate twice today in honor of your achievement...

do you mean single as in no girlfriend, or single as in you haven't had sex with anyone in 6months too...just wondering...

(don't worry...it won't be followed by a "DUDE! YOU HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SIX MONTHS!!!! HOW DO YOU SURVIVE...YOU MUST BE TEH GAY!" i'm not like that. )

Six months.
Please.
Lightweight.
(This counts as both sod and slag off)

I dated a girl for two years until January 98 and then we ended.

(two years, ten months pass)

The next fling was from November 2000 to June 2001, I was engaged and then she went insane.

( a year and five months pass)

After that we jump to November 2002 when I began dating this girl who eventually turned out to be using me as a warm dick and a free cup of coffee. Plus, I made her ex jealous and it worked out for her since he came crawling back once he saw she could "move on."

(five months, two weeks later is today)

For the record, I have no deformities, nor am I ugly, overweight, cruel or anything that might justify these lapses in relationships.

So again, I laugh at your six months of singleness. You call me when you have to send out for the Intercourse 2000 Pamphlet, because it's been so long you worry they might have changed how it's done.

Hey prototype, us deformed, ugly, overweight, cruel people (well 3/4) take offense to that. Especially with the whole truth aspect of it.

Unless you're being cruel in which case, hail brother!

prototype. i care. so much. oh, your poor thing. everyone, im handing our resident martyr 3 fucking nails. now go and pin yourself up.

ok, maybe i should have added i used to be a relationship junkie- so my 6 month-er just now has been part of my rehab. and no, it doesnt exclude casual rutting, which i intend to carry out as much as is required.

the reason why the junkie-ism was bad, and damaging, was the 'c' word... 'commitment' which obviously in this stage of my life, i am incapable of. perhaps, always will be incapable of. anyway, the damaging part was the constant lying, made first by the chase, the excitement, the me getting what i wanted, then getting bored and leaving a trail of broken hearts in my wake.

so, by not getting involved for such a period, and causing needless emotional disturbance upon others, i think im doing ok.

repeat after me..

better alone than poorly accompanied

Congrats on maintaining your singularity, mate. Here's to another 6.

nicely put lippy, and cheers renton

also, good news, i have a physio called Anton- i think hes Slovenian or Czech-- Sostaric?-- is that Czech? Slovak? mirkah! where are you?. anyway, he does teh house calls and is very good. which means, i am in much less pain. joy.

way to go wes. six months of anything that you're used to can be tough. i bet ya eighty cagillion monopoly dollars that you can't go 6 more w/ out being a man whore. hehe
*i raise a glass to ya, my friend. congrads.

the slutiness isnt ruled out though.

im not keeping my pert behind locked away.

im just not 'pretending to commit', is all.

yeah?

rock n roll.
"pert behind"?? wes, you're too cool.

well, its not really pert. i jest. but yknow what i mean.

indeed i do. kinda. pert. yeah. jest. yeah. got it.
i think.

There once was a bonny Snack
who some called Teh Daddy Mack
his behind was quite pert
and he was really the flirt
but lately he was just preoccupied with the pain in his back.

k, done now, no more *snack*

mirkah, i *heart* you and that 'rick so very much.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]prototype. i care. so much. oh, your poor thing. everyone, im handing our resident martyr 3 fucking nails. now go and pin yourself up.[/B][/QUOTE]

Jesus! I really wish there was an effective way to type out that cat sound thing people do.

So much for sarcasm.
So much for casual conversing.

miao?

Miao.

Yeah, okay. That about covers it.
Simple, eloquent...
But maybe with some moving graphics of spittle flying and such?

i thought is was, meow.. or something... you crazy kids.

I *heart* wes so much. Just for the entertainment he lends to us all.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by prototype [/i]
[B]Miao.

Yeah, okay. That about covers it.
Simple, eloquent...
But maybe with some moving graphics of spittle flying and such? [/B][/QUOTE]

not a problem.
ill get on that in lunch break.
so, are we friends again?

aw, jane, youre too sweet.
i think you mean Wes,- maker of the stupid-er-est threads.

I like your threads for the absolute randomness of them. The rest of us make threads with purposes, but you are not bound by the rules of common convention. Plus I think I quoted you on the favorite posts thread more than anyone else.