TAYLOR!! IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!! Did you know that!?

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Mon, 03/19/2012 - 11:14

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

Happy birthday Taylor

Here's some stuff for you!

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Mon, 03/19/2012 - 11:31

Imke

Cyborg Bette

From: Europe

Joined: 06/22/2008

Happy birthday, Taylor!

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PGoutis01 wrote:

Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 11:48

pepper

Joined: 02/25/2009

Happy Birthday Taylor! It's a March birthday parade! Keep marching, we'll show all these other month-er birthday people how it is done!

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chewandswallow wrote:

I'm not insulted by what I said.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 11:51

Hattie

From: London

Joined: 02/26/2009

Happy birthday Taylor! It's my boyfriend's birthday today too.

... sorry, some angry little ghost wrote on the cake before I could decorate it.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 12:13

fsdghcamel

has no object permanence

From: arkansassy

Joined: 11/06/2008

happy birthday, taylor!

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Mon, 03/19/2012 - 12:20

lovebomb

From: North Carolina

Joined: 11/16/2009

Feminist cakes are the only cakes that matter!

:3333

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RandomStranger wrote:

I'd consider it, except that you're a dickface.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 13:27

Enough

Enoughs Enough!

From: In my head....can't escape.

Joined: 03/26/2011

Happy Happy Birthday to you Taylor. Hope all your wishes come true!

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Whatever Whore!

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 16:07

Nightrious

Joined: 11/10/2003

I GOT YOU A COPY OF ZOMBIE STRIPPERS

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 16:08

Nightrious

Joined: 11/10/2003

AND AN ADJUSTABLE WRENCH

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 16:17

Irina Marina

natural born reader

From: Bucharest, Romania

Joined: 11/27/2009

Happy birthday! Life's better with a rainbow cake.

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labelleza wrote:

You love so inefficiently.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 16:26

#10

lovebomb

From: North Carolina

Joined: 11/16/2009

Nightrious wrote:

AND AN ADJUSTABLE WRENCH

I ALREADY HAVE ONE IT'S FROM IKEA BUT THANK YOU ANYWAY

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RandomStranger wrote:

I'd consider it, except that you're a dickface.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 18:23

#11

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_

Nothing Gets Rid of Depression Quite Like Anxiety

From: The Edge of Insanity

Joined: 07/24/2006

Hey Tay! Happy birthday! You are one of the sweetest girls I know.

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Tuffy wrote:

"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 18:25

#12

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

Ugh, I can't stand adjustable wrenches. That would be a terrible gift!
Why not just use a regular pair of Channel Locks?

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 18:51

#13

rosiemoonjumper

Queen of Fucking Everything

From: New Zealand.

Joined: 04/25/2007

Happy Birthday Taylor! I hope you have a super day!

Here's some cute stuff and a Zombie Bunny just for you.

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pepper wrote:

I can only conclude that love must be a mental illness.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 18:53

#14

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

HAPPYBIRTHDAYTAYTAY!!!!!!!

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Mon, 03/19/2012 - 19:16

#15

lovebomb

From: North Carolina

Joined: 11/16/2009

Well all of this is just perfect.

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RandomStranger wrote:

I'd consider it, except that you're a dickface.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 19:19

#16

188416

From: Cardiff

Joined: 11/15/2004

Happy birthday sweet potato! I still don't know how to post pictures from my iPad! Have a cool day Sideways

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Mon, 03/19/2012 - 19:27

#17

Biffb

Megoblock eyes is a rare condition you ignoramus.

Joined: 02/17/2009

Tay! I have come out of my virtual hermit cave to wish you a happy birthday!

*grumble grumble*

Back in I go!

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 19:56

#18

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_

Nothing Gets Rid of Depression Quite Like Anxiety

From: The Edge of Insanity

Joined: 07/24/2006

188416 wrote:

Happy birthday sweet potato! I still don't know how to post pictures from my iPad! Have a cool day =]

Me neither. That's why I haven't posted pictures or videos in a while. Or changed my avatar for that matter.

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Tuffy wrote:

"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 22:01

#19

Nightrious

Joined: 11/10/2003

lovebomb wrote:

Nightrious wrote:

AND AN ADJUSTABLE WRENCH

I ALREADY HAVE ONE IT'S FROM IKEA BUT THANK YOU ANYWAY

THAT WRENCH ADJUSTS TO VARIOUS FUCKING POSITIONS

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 23:19

#20

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

IT DOESN"T ADJUST TO ANYTHING LARGER THAN 1 INCH.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 23:24

#21

lovebomb

From: North Carolina

Joined: 11/16/2009

I WOULD LIKE A TEACUP INSTEAD PLEASE AND THANK YOU

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RandomStranger wrote:

I'd consider it, except that you're a dickface.

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 23:34

#22

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

a teacup would also make a horrible tool. It would shatter into a jablillion pieces!

Mon, 03/19/2012 - 23:38

#23

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

For reals, these are the best tool. you can even tunr it on the backside and use it as a hammer if you need to bang something. I give these to you for a birthday present.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 00:55

#24

lovebomb

From: North Carolina

Joined: 11/16/2009

Does it come in pink? And could you, perhaps, bedazzle it?

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RandomStranger wrote:

I'd consider it, except that you're a dickface.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 10:25

#25

Nightrious

Joined: 11/10/2003

lovebomb wrote:

I WOULD LIKE A TEACUP INSTEAD PLEASE AND THANK YOU

YOU ARE NOT GRATEFUL. NOT YOU GET A GRATE FULL OF SCARY CLOWN:

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 10:58

#26

lumbdonitch

Joined: 03/20/2012

One day there was a smelly crocodyle who wouldn't go to sleep, so they through 'im inna pot of cold water.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 10:58

#27

lumbdonitch

Joined: 03/20/2012

that's a short story, for yer brithday. hope you like it. it's all i got right now.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 12:08

#28

lovebomb

From: North Carolina

Joined: 11/16/2009

Nightrious wrote:

lovebomb wrote:

I WOULD LIKE A TEACUP INSTEAD PLEASE AND THANK YOU

YOU ARE NOT GRATEFUL. NOT YOU GET A GRATE FULL OF SCARY CLOWN:

The clown isn't even the scary part. The spider, though. Nightmares for years.

lumbdonitch wrote:

One day there was a smelly crocodyle who wouldn't go to sleep, so they through 'im inna pot of cold water.

Oh, yeah, thanks.

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RandomStranger wrote:

I'd consider it, except that you're a dickface.

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 12:11

#29

lumbdonitch

Joined: 03/20/2012

love yer sig by the by and by, friend

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 13:20

#30

Tuffy

by Sandoz

From: The Center of

Joined: 03/29/2009

even the machine loves taylor.

presumably it's good to be loved by the machine.

happy birth day

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Tue, 03/20/2012 - 13:22

#31

lumbdonitch

Joined: 03/20/2012

yours as well, mr. tuff shit ;0%bD

Tue, 03/20/2012 - 13:28

#32

franc tireur

What's the rumpus ?

From: The Big City in the 1920s

Joined: 04/25/2003

Happy birthday, Taylor.

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Tue, 03/20/2012 - 21:24

#33

lovebomb

From: North Carolina

Joined: 11/16/2009

I luff Tuff a lot. And Ludwig! Hi!

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RandomStranger wrote:

I'd consider it, except that you're a dickface.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 16:11

#34

labelleza

[instrumental break]

Joined: 09/23/2007

So they gave you tools for your birthday? That's weird but they know you better than I do and I'm not gonna fight it.

Here are some weird looking ones.

Here are some delicious looking ones.

This is for when you go camping.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 17:37

#35

franc tireur

What's the rumpus ?

From: The Big City in the 1920s

Joined: 04/25/2003

lovebomb wrote:

I luff Tuff a lot. And Ludwig! Hi!

HI !

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Wed, 03/21/2012 - 17:38

#36

lovebomb

From: North Carolina

Joined: 11/16/2009

Oooooooh leg-knife.

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RandomStranger wrote:

I'd consider it, except that you're a dickface.

Wed, 03/21/2012 - 17:46

#37

rosiemoonjumper

Queen of Fucking Everything

From: New Zealand.

Joined: 04/25/2007

franc tireur wrote:

lovebomb wrote:

I luff Tuff a lot. And Ludwig! Hi!

HI !

Haha! This made me laugh.

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pepper wrote:

I can only conclude that love must be a mental illness.

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 15:46

#38

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

Sorry I'm late Taylor but it took a while to wrap your gift. Hope you like it.

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PGoutis01 wrote:

I will shit internationally!

Thu, 03/22/2012 - 15:49

#39

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The land of salt and pepper and honey and cinnamon and ginger. Peace and love for all.

Joined: 07/07/2007

lovebomb wrote:

Oooooooh leg-knife.

No it's a boot knife. lololol

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