SPOILERS cabin in the woods SPOILERS
Why in the fuck did they have all those elevators there? That's just retarded!
Why did they go to a cabin in the woods? That's so stupid!
If that's all it was for then why not just have someone spill coffee on the button 10 minutes into the movie? And then really have some fun for a full hour and a half!
your post is so stupid! there were perfectly logical reasons for them to go there.
Woah woah. The entire movie was fun, massive monster release just added to it. I really thought the big guy with the saw blades in his face and the puzzle cube was going to do something cool, but then they kind of just ignored him once they all got out. And yes, there were reasons for them to go there, most of them involving drugs.
It's like they had all thee good ideas and then didn't really know what to do with them so they just ended it. I think it's one where the sequel could be 10X better than the original.
I'm pretty sure everyone is going to be dead. On Earth.
Relevant.
Also, which one of those Japanese kids do you suppose was The Jock or The Whore?
Japan has different conventions though, I assumed they had a different sacrifice list.
Anyway, I loved it! It was fun, the merman was my favourite! He blew blood out of his blowhole! Yay! The saw guy with the puzzle was definitely a letdown. I could have enjoyed a longer bit with all the monsters though.
I'm pretty sure the movie was just one big angry letter about religion.
But that could be just me.
Uuuh, nah, didn't see it that way at all. It was just a parody of conventional horror movies, like Scream before it. It just took it to a different level.
The movie was original and funny. My friend overhyped it, though, so it lost some of its punch.
Si vis pacem, para bellum
The ending for me was a bit of a let down. I wanted to see the other chick die and Marty be the only one left smoking a joint.
I tried to see if I could find one of these posters online for cheap.
I couldn't.
If they didn't go to the cabin, the movie would've sucked, and no one would have made any money off it.
RobbO!
I kept waiting for it to turn out that he was The Virgin. They even made a point earlier to say how he and the other chick used to make out but never went all the way. How about that for flopping horror conventions the Final Girl is a dude! but, nope.
And I've got to say this before I hold it in any longer and my head explodes. About "the greatest cameo of all time!" Even if you are a die-hard fan, it still wasn't, because that same exact cameo was in the movie Paul from last year. Just because no one saw it doesn't mean it didn't exist!
I kept waiting for it to turn out that he was The Virgin. They even made a point earlier to say how he and the other chick used to make out but never went all the way. How about that for flopping horror conventions the Final Girl is a dude! but, nope.
Me Too! I was hoping that would be the final twist or that the girl would sacrifice herself instead of Marty so that the sacrifice would be complete.
I kept waiting for it to turn out that he was The Virgin. They even made a point earlier to say how he and the other chick used to make out but never went all the way. How about that for flopping horror conventions the Final Girl is a dude! but, nope.
And I've got to say this before I hold it in any longer and my head explodes. About "the greatest cameo of all time!" Even if you are a die-hard fan, it still wasn't, because that same exact cameo was in the movie Paul from last year. Just because no one saw it doesn't mean it didn't exist!
I agree with all this. Especially the RUBBISH cameo! Surely she must have been like, "How is my career now just to show up at the end of geeky satirical movies as an ultimate bad guy?"
The thing with him being the virgin is that she was in no way "The joker".
Or what about if she was turning into a werewolf and like turning to eat him right in that split second before the big ending thing?
It totally could've had an Inception like ending but I think they all got too high to give a fuck.
I kept waiting for it to turn out that he was The Virgin. They even made a point earlier to say how he and the other chick used to make out but never went all the way. How about that for flopping horror conventions the Final Girl is a dude! but, nope.
And I've got to say this before I hold it in any longer and my head explodes. About "the greatest cameo of all time!" Even if you are a die-hard fan, it still wasn't, because that same exact cameo was in the movie Paul from last year. Just because no one saw it doesn't mean it didn't exist!
I agree with all this. Especially the RUBBISH cameo! Surely she must have been like, "How is my career now just to show up at the end of geeky satirical movies as an ultimate bad guy?"
The thing with him being the virgin is that she was in no way "The joker".
a pair of virgins beats 1 joker any day!
The girl wasn't even a virgin either so she could easily be the joker.
I thought Jamie Lee Curtis would have been a more appropriate cameo.
I mean, was Sigourney Weaver in any cheesy slasher films?
Why did they have a release all monsters button? Because it's fun damnit!