Sometimes you guys make me proud.
Other times, you all disgust me.
This month, is one of the times I am proud. As I share with a a list the top 25 keywords that were not related to chuck or his books. Not only is "twilight themed dildo" the #1 non-chuck-related keyowrd, the only keyword that is more popular is "Chuck Palahniuk".
So here's the list, have fun.
| Keyword | Visits |
| twilight themed dildo | 1682 |
| homemade drugs | 739 |
| sex doll child | 361 |
| fapping | 342 |
| nightrious fatherless | 317 |
| child fuck | 211 |
| sword site:chuckpalahniuk.net | 194 |
| chyna pi | 169 |
| how to make homemade drugs | 154 |
| {removed} | 149 |
| corellion | 141 |
| unused band names | 137 |
| drug use exaggeration thread"" | 129 |
| constable charles gravis | 117 |
| barbara franc tireur | 113 |
| my girlfriend is fat | 113 |
| cormac mccarthy conference | 112 |
| july pic thread cult | 112 |
| myrtr site: chuckpalahniuk.net | 111 |
| emma watson sex tape | 109 |
| biggest zit in the world | 107 |
| home made drugs | 107 |
| awkward question game | 98 |
| charles gravis | 97 |
yeah, it appears we're the #1 search result for that one.
amazing. I love that Corellion is up there.
"after feeling under the weather a few days one time I went to check my symptoms online. web MD informed me I had Scarlet Fever." -Cam Cam
"I think I got hit on too. An 80-year-old woman said my glasses are very attractive. I told her that hers were pretty nice too.". -Steve
"Bloke came home from work and I'm still in my nightie. I call that a successful day off." --Sarah
OMG! I totally made that Twilight themed dildo thread!
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
Nightrious fatherless?
BAHAHAHAHAHA That's weird.
Wait, so how did we come up with these terms? Are they google search terms that hit the cult or what?
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The Catmother of all Worldwide Cats
Fapping? Fapping still isn't number one? How can we not be #1 for fapping? I mean...FAPPING, man. Fapping.
Yes, I take our list of referring keywords and remove all the Chuck-related ones leaving just the fun stuff.
So, do you think Corellion searched for himself 141 times over the last month to see if we've been talking about him?
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Haha, mik knows.
"They sold you hippies grunge, hip hop, now liberty activism."
Yes, I take our list of referring keywords and remove all the Chuck-related ones leaving just the fun stuff.
But mine is not even my cult name! How did happen?
The Catmother of all Worldwide Cats
Appaaaaaaarently, you're quite popular.
So yours is 'mika...', right? I guess it must have been mentioned here at some point, do you use that name on some other forums or something?
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It shows up as the only result on bing http://www.bing.com/search?q=mika+igotthejoker
The "Show us your pets" thread.
Not to make you extra paranoid, but between July 1st and August 24th, it was found 320 times. Looks like someone is looking after you. In fact, during that time frame you were searched for at least 4 times a day with a max of 12 times a day.
So someone was interested for nearly 2 months.
The question is why and who searches my name for 149 times?
The Catmother of all Worldwide Cats
Well where do you use that name?
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Are you fucking serious? ARE YOU?
The Catmother of all Worldwide Cats
Way to get everyone paranoid, man!
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
She uses it in life. Which is what makes it so creepy.
Seriously? That's her real second name? I was assuming she used it on another forum somewhere and someone took an interest?
At least it's stopped now.
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At least it's stopped now.
Oooooooooh you meant the {removed-kirk}. I thought you meant mika. -.- i'm dumb
it was probably me.
If that's you, I can sleep good. Otherwise, I am totally paranoid now.
The Catmother of all Worldwide Cats
A twilight dildo almost beat Chuck on his site. Damn you Twilightards!
So...We are still going to die. Right?
I wonder if that place that sells the twilight dildos has a record of where the people that bought them clicked through to get there?
This place oughta get some of that twilight dildo money if we had a part in it!
I said that it was the #2 term, not that it almost beat it out 
that Nightrious Fatherless one is intriguing! and in 5th place!
People looked for "barbara franc tireur"! =O Creeepy.
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!!
eek. i´m already all freaked out because my flickr account these days is constantly being googled with "barbara" + new last name and "ludwig".
hey, mik.. err, golf- no worries, goo.gle is the biggest big brother in the history of the americas and equally the rest of the world too. from here on out, ima stop using names. except for nathanial parker. i'll still use nathanial parker.
im thinking that next month, the most popular term will be c*lon cl.eansing as i keep seeing blog posts for that and my hotmail is getting that in bulk too. five or six emails a day. i was almost taking it a personally, but my c*lon is strong so i really have no worries.
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
This should be a monthly thread, like the pictures thread. It's highly entertaining.
Hey Nightrious, sorry about your latent fatherlessness. 
There is hope, but not for us.
Hey Nightrious, sorry about your latent fatherlessness. :(
I agree.
Will Fatherless Nightrious go up or down next month! The anticipation is overwhelming!
How do you think he became fatherless? Do you think he killed him and married his mom because that one Doors song told him to?
Heh, I thought you were talking to me then. So have you deleted the first instance of the name being used? The one in the pets thread that lead to this mess?
I agree that this should be a regular thing, it's pretty entertaining.
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oh, i have no idea if i have or not
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
I just did a search for it and the only thing I saw listed was This Thread!
We sure pulled a boner there!
It looks like it's over. In any case, I'll be careful.
But WHY? 
The Catmother of all Worldwide Cats
We could make it a contest to see who can come up with the next popular keyword.
So...We are still going to die. Right?
Here is what you creeps were looking for in October (excluding all chuck and cult related keywords). I went to 27 this time because that one was too interesting to not include.
| Keyword | Visits |
| emma watson sex tape | 1125 |
| emma watson sex | 676 |
| homemade drugs | 635 |
| sex doll child | 326 |
| fapping | 227 |
| my girlfriend is fat | 221 |
| barbara franc tireur | 210 |
| punch you in the face tunnel | 197 |
| sara schiralli bang bang | 191 |
| clevenger short story | 178 |
| emma watson sextape | 174 |
| alex cassun | 145 |
| sword site:chuckpalahniuk.net | 140 |
| chyna pi | 139 |
| tell a lie, bury a gun | 139 |
| tyler durden tattoo | 137 |
| 25th hour monologue | 130 |
| rant movie | 128 |
| foil party poop | 123 |
| dress down thread nsfw | 121 |
| charles gravis | 116 |
| kelly lebrock | 116 |
| chair | 112 |
| workshop questions"" | 108 |
| cast a cultie site:chuckpalahniuk.net | 105 |
| encyclopedia dramatica ""he going to kill us"" said the demons ""i will shoot at him"" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. john plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. but then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. ""no! i must kill the demo | 104 |
CHAIR.
YES! We got fapping!
and even more Barb/Franc this month.
I think I searched for that last quote after Nate asked about it. It was in someone's sig and he said he'd seen it on ED recently. I only searched once though, and I don't even think I clicked on a link to the cult.
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Charles Gravis again! What is this?
Barb and Franc are like the Beckhams of this forum.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
i searched for it myself the last time to see what would come up. 209 times doesn´t make it any less creepy though. i really don´t like this at all.
I imagined you repeating what you're doing in your avatar and it was like looking through one of those one way peeper windows.
There's an Emma Watson sex tape?!
There is hope, but not for us.
who the heck's emma watson?
And I'll admit searching for "encyclopedia dramatica ""he going to kill us"" said the demons ""i will shoot at him"" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. john plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. but then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. ""no! i must kill the demo." But i did it from my google home page, not from here. And certainly not 104 times!
And I'll admit searching for "encyclopedia dramatica ""he going to kill us"" said the demons ""i will shoot at him"" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. john plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. but then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill. ""no! i must kill the demo." But i did it from my google home page, not from here. And certainly not 104 times!
Isn't see the actress in Harry Potter?
I think this thing works on google searches, if anyone searches google for a term that't not Chuck-related and clicks the link to a cult page it gets counted.
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Charles Gravis? What a buncha weirdos.