So I just had sex and...
Well you are, aren't you?
Not really.
Well you are, aren't you?
melody, you're being pushy.
Being pushy would require asking more than once.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Hi, I'm new here. Being as this is a public forum, I figured I'd put in my two cents.
First times are always awkward. Hell, I've been hilt-deep in a few people and the first time with each is always a little -- off. It's the unfamiliarity, the exploration. It's rarely uber-satisfying unless of course you're a selfish lover. The deflowering act, regardless of homosexual or not is the most bizarre and uncomfortable.
There's nothing weird about not liking it.
-However-
It does get better each time. Find what you like, be communicative and attempt to reciprocate. Also, don't rush.
Author of 'The Dead Dream Wakes'.
Lobster, Sammich, Bearchaser. Choose wisely.
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Bacon-flavored bikini bottoms aren't an option? Then I'm not playing.
Author of 'The Dead Dream Wakes'.
Move along, sir. Nothing to see here.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Bacon-flavored bikini bottoms aren't an option? Then I'm not playing.
I think the sammich or the lobster can be bacon flavored and the bearchaser wears bikini bottoms...never.
So I had just had chex and...
One day, I will too.
So I just had Czechs and...
So I just had Lexx and...
...I think Firefly was better.
I was gonna do a "So I Just Had Surgery And..." Thread but, after seeing what this became, decided against it.
I'm tired of talking about it, but it's literally the only thing of interest that has happened here in months.
*lefuckingsigh*
Have I mentioned that I am also totally jacked on steroids, ergo full of boundless energy, but weak like a big wet bag of freshly-sodden well kittens?
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
so I just met malcom x and...
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
omg
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
I was gonna do a "So I Just Had Surgery And..." Thread but, after seeing what this became, decided against it.
I'm tired of talking about it, but it's literally the only thing of interest that has happened here in months.
*lefuckingsigh*
Have I mentioned that I am also totally jacked on steroids, ergo full of boundless energy, but weak like a big wet bag of freshly-sodden well kittens?
Well, I don't think you (or anyone) should worry about what threads turn into, because anyone who's words actually matter will only poke fun in jest to make you smile. And to hell with the rest.
Talk about what you want to talk about and don't talk about what you don't want to talk about.
Anyhow, we are in dire need of new interesting threads. All the flippantly clever people left months and months ago, now we just think and feel too much around here with the occasional burst or accidental amusement. (as in the things of interest aren't particularly outrageous just now, but just random life troubles and nonsense)
Yeah.
The steroids are being eased-off now, so some of my usual sanity (?) should be returning soon. Good Christ was that awful in so many ways.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
When Zachariah and Trevor were 4 and 5 they managed to acquire a case of poison oak that covered both of their entire bodies. They swelled up so bad over the course of one day that their eyes were squinty and their cheeks like blobs of jello.
Their doctor put them both on these super steroids that he said might make them a little cranky.
I ended up with a couple of rabidly savage little warrior blisters for a week. Most of the time it seemed I was just holding them apart at arms length or throwing food and water to/at them.
The shit's wild, yo.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
The steroids are being eased-off now, so some of my usual sanity (?) should be returning soon. Good Christ was that awful in so many ways.
Send some over here......just kidding..
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
This you do not want.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
Ah, I remember back when we could make parody threads. Whole pages of nothing but parody threads, most of them started by Ted... I miss Ted...
Anyway, I think I was probably too critical about the whole experience. Yes it was a bit disappointing, but saying it's completely turned me off of sex was a bit of an over-exaggeration on my part. I wouldn't be surprised if I had another encounter sometime withing the next few months.
I still feel a bit guilty about basically kicking the guy out of my place after an hour... without even reciprocating...
This is because you are a man.
Tuffy the Dump Truck may rarely increase the risk of a heart attack or stroke. The risk may be greater if you have heart disease or increased risk for heart disease (for example, due to smoking, family history of heart disease, or conditions such as high blood pressure or diabetes), or with longer use. Tuffy should not be taken right before or after heart bypass surgery. Also, Tuffy may infrequently cause serious (rarely fatal) bleeding from the stomach or intestines. This effect can occur without warning symptoms at any time while taking Tuffy. Older adults may be at higher risk for this effect. (See also Precautions and Drug Interactions sections.) Stop taking Tuffy and get medical help right away if you notice any of the following rare but serious side effects: bloody or black/tarry stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest/jaw/left arm pain, shortness of breath, unusual sweating, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech. Ask your doctor if Tuffy is right for you.
It all makes sense now...
Oh yeah. Good JoB!
I only skimmed the first two thirds of the topic then posted.