smaller, less profane versions of ourselves
I was a baby once. Were you?
(childhood pictures also acceptable)
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
two months old
holdin' your head up at 2 months like a champ
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Not to ruin this thread, because I like it, but there's been a similar thread already.
http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/you-back-day
bah! I forgot about that thread, it's been a while. butttttt I was leaning more towards baby pixx.
but whatever, we can bump that thread I s'pose.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I like this one.
I was born old.
jubilant.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I don't have any baby pictures of myself, in fact I don't have any pictures before the age of about four. In fact, in fact I had only seen two baby pictures of myself in my whole life until I was 17, and even then there were only a dozen, maybe two dozen. I don't have any of those.
I was born old.
What a curious case!
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You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.
I was born old.
What a curious case!
Hahaha! Didn't even realize what I was saying...
Just been told all my life: you were born old!
Been Hustlin' since 1982:
That is not an issue of Hustler from 1982.
Also, I do not have any baby pictures.
This is why we can't have nice things.
You're right. It's from '79. My dad tried to give me a current issue and I was all like, "Fuck you, I don't want that bullshit. I only read the classics," and he was all like, "I've got this old one from '79, but I wouldn't call that 'classic' per se," and I was all like, "You don't know shit. Twenty-eight years from now, people who I've never met nor will I ever meet will appreciate my taste for vintage smut--now bust out mom's camera, Johnny Walker!"
(might be paraphrasing)
Well done, I thought briefly that it may be a bit far fetched... but you brought it back. Kudos.
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
You know, the title of this "smaller, less profane versions of ourselves" sort of implys that we were all still profane when we were small, just a bit less so, also, I'm not sure what makes me profane now in the first place, I haven't accidentally showed my nipples or anything have I?
I've always been a little profane.
I've also always been a little fabulous.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Cammie, so cute!
"I hope you realise the story you're telling yourself, because every day you die for it."
<- Profane since birth.
This is why we can't have nice things.
gonna grow up to be
a debaser
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
is that a puppy?
tankz. I think I was channeling my inner gaga or something. the hole in my stockings keeps things edgy.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Oddly sultry...
This is why we can't have nice things.
it is a puppy.
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
creeeeepy...
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
: D
a debaser
You're not gunna slice up his eyeballs are you?
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
random bunuel trivia: that was a cow eyeball, in the movie. also, bunuel and dali both thought that the marquis de sade was the greatest existientialist that ever lived.
the only thing i slice is me.
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
tankz. I think I was channeling my inner gaga or something. the hole in my stockings keeps things edgy.
The Tea-Pot never looked so badass!
"I hope you realise the story you're telling yourself, because every day you die for it."
tankz. I think I was channeling my inner gaga or something. the hole in my stockings keeps things edgy.
Looks like Tea-Pot Vs. Hokey-Pokey Remix. Even Gaga couldn't pull that off!
"I hope you realise the story you're telling yourself, because every day you die for it."
it's my fabulous pose. I use it when I need to be fabulous.
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
3 years old, sitting next to my dad.
We we we so excited
It's Friday Friday Friday!
3 years old, sitting next to my dad.
Love this pic ludwig
It's Friday Friday Friday!
DROWNING IN CUTENESS
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
That almost looks like the "success baby".
that picture still makes me extremely happy. i might switch my avatar to that again.
Please do.
My picture is more of a celebratory
Yeeeeeaaahhh
post success look
and yes please even though in my mind I still picture success baby when you post.
haha.. i'll flip my data folders and switch when i find it for you guys. 
oh and adorable pictures here.
3 months old
1 year old. Eating like a grown-up.
2 years old
4 years old
6 and favourite childhood picture of myself
7, in the forest where a bear killed a ranger a week after we got back to Bucharest. The beginning of my phobia
First day of school
8-year-old wannabe ballerina.
yes, I was wearing glasses when I was 8
10 years old. Recognise the bolero? I wore it this summer at the graduation prom
Well at least my arms are longer.
Awesome.
I love that ballerina on the beach picture.
That was the year I was doing gymnastics, after ballroom dances for a year and a half.
In the first picture the resemblance with Lucy is stunning.
This one really reminds me of Lucy:
Oh YES! I can't wait to see her in little dresses prancing about the yard.
two months old