smaller, less profane versions of ourselves

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I was a baby once. Were you?
(childhood pictures also acceptable)

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two months old

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Irina Marina wrote:

two months old

holdin' your head up at 2 months like a champ

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Not to ruin this thread, because I like it, but there's been a similar thread already.

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/forum/1000026/you-back-day

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bah! I forgot about that thread, it's been a while. butttttt I was leaning more towards baby pixx.
but whatever, we can bump that thread I s'pose.

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I like this one.

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Sad
I was born old.

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Smartazboy wrote:
I like this one.

jubilant.

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I don't have any baby pictures of myself, in fact I don't have any pictures before the age of about four. In fact, in fact I had only seen two baby pictures of myself in my whole life until I was 17, and even then there were only a dozen, maybe two dozen. I don't have any of those.

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Skygrotto wrote:
:(
I was born old.

What a curious case!

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DukeBrazi wrote:
Skygrotto wrote:
:(
I was born old.

What a curious case!

Hahaha! Didn't even realize what I was saying...

Just been told all my life: you were born old!

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Been Hustlin' since 1982:

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That is not an issue of Hustler from 1982.

Also, I do not have any baby pictures.

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Tuffy wrote:
That is not an issue of Hustler from 1982.

You're right. It's from '79. My dad tried to give me a current issue and I was all like, "Fuck you, I don't want that bullshit. I only read the classics," and he was all like, "I've got this old one from '79, but I wouldn't call that 'classic' per se," and I was all like, "You don't know shit. Twenty-eight years from now, people who I've never met nor will I ever meet will appreciate my taste for vintage smut--now bust out mom's camera, Johnny Walker!"

(might be paraphrasing)

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Well done, I thought briefly that it may be a bit far fetched... but you brought it back. Kudos.

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You know, the title of this "smaller, less profane versions of ourselves" sort of implys that we were all still profane when we were small, just a bit less so, also, I'm not sure what makes me profane now in the first place, I haven't accidentally showed my nipples or anything have I?

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I've always been a little profane.
I've also always been a little fabulous.

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Cammie, so cute!

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<- Profane since birth.

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gonna grow up to be

a debaser

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is that a puppy?

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Blinkjosie wrote:
Cammie, so cute!

tankz. I think I was channeling my inner gaga or something. the hole in my stockings keeps things edgy.

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lofivinyl wrote:

Oddly sultry...

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it is a puppy.

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creeeeepy...

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lofivinyl wrote:
it is a puppy.

: D

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lofivinyl wrote:
gonna grow up to be

a debaser

You're not gunna slice up his eyeballs are you?

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random bunuel trivia: that was a cow eyeball, in the movie. also, bunuel and dali both thought that the marquis de sade was the greatest existientialist that ever lived.

the only thing i slice is me.

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fsdghcamel wrote:
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Cammie, so cute!

tankz. I think I was channeling my inner gaga or something. the hole in my stockings keeps things edgy.

The Tea-Pot never looked so badass!

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fsdghcamel wrote:
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Cammie, so cute!

tankz. I think I was channeling my inner gaga or something. the hole in my stockings keeps things edgy.

Looks like Tea-Pot Vs. Hokey-Pokey Remix. Even Gaga couldn't pull that off!

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it's my fabulous pose. I use it when I need to be fabulous.

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3 years old, sitting next to my dad.

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We we we so excited

It's Friday Friday Friday!

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franc tireur wrote:

3 years old, sitting next to my dad.

Love this pic ludwig
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audreythirteen wrote:
We we we so excited

It's Friday Friday Friday!

DROWNING IN CUTENESS

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That almost looks like the "success baby".

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that picture still makes me extremely happy. i might switch my avatar to that again.

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Please do.

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Smartazboy wrote:
That almost looks like the "success baby".

My picture is more of a celebratory

Yeeeeeaaahhh

post success look

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damien_mayfair wrote:
that picture still makes me extremely happy. i might switch my avatar to that again.

and yes please even though in my mind I still picture success baby when you post.
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haha.. i'll flip my data folders and switch when i find it for you guys. Smile

oh and adorable pictures here.

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3 months old

1 year old. Eating like a grown-up.

2 years old

4 years old

6 and favourite childhood picture of myself

7, in the forest where a bear killed a ranger a week after we got back to Bucharest. The beginning of my phobia

First day of school

8-year-old wannabe ballerina.

yes, I was wearing glasses when I was 8

10 years old. Recognise the bolero? I wore it this summer at the graduation prom

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Well at least my arms are longer.

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Awesome.

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I love that ballerina on the beach picture.

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That was the year I was doing gymnastics, after ballroom dances for a year and a half.

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In the first picture the resemblance with Lucy is stunning.

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This one really reminds me of Lucy:

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Oh YES! I can't wait to see her in little dresses prancing about the yard.

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