Six Word Story

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Tue, 09/19/2006 - 21:14

#1601

Chixulub

Granny Gear Artist

From: East Coast of Kansas

Joined: 02/13/2004

Thought of this thread earlier today...

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Tue, 09/19/2006 - 21:48

#1602

veryhungryhobo

From: Adish Just Adish

Joined: 05/08/2006

for sale; half-baked apple, never eaten.

Tue, 09/19/2006 - 22:00

#1603

Chixulub

Granny Gear Artist

From: East Coast of Kansas

Joined: 02/13/2004

I'm always either hungry or horny.

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Tue, 09/19/2006 - 22:03

#1604

veryhungryhobo

From: Adish Just Adish

Joined: 05/08/2006

I'm always either hungry or "hungry".

Tue, 09/19/2006 - 23:44

#1605

corellion

Joined: 05/25/2006

And I wonder, is this insomnia?

The not sleeping - more not sleeping

More not sleeping - more not sleeping

I feel exhausted, but am rested

The doctor took blood, awaiting results

I would think I was dying

But I've read that book

So have you, Heh. How cute.

Wed, 09/20/2006 - 11:24

#1606

owenwarland

From: High School, Professor's RM 308

Joined: 11/02/2003

[QUOTE=corellion]And I wonder, is this insomnia?

The not sleeping - more not sleeping

More not sleeping - more not sleeping

I feel exhausted, but am rested

The doctor took blood, awaiting results

I would think I was dying

But I've read that book

So have you, Heh. How cute.[/QUOTE]

Insomnia, like apathy, is slow death.

Wed, 09/20/2006 - 11:36

#1607

xec8

Godder than God

From: The Pearly Gates

Joined: 04/26/2005

i have a wart down here
i wish it would just disappear
this will make tonight's date awkward
maybe i shouldn't put out tonight?

take a dump, flush it well
otherwise you'll go straight to hell

take a piss, aim it straight
or your girl will be irate

have a toss, make it slow
cause she's having her monthly flow

eat some shit, puke it out
but really you could do without!

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Wed, 09/20/2006 - 11:44

#1608

Riddlegimp

Where, oh where, is my imaginary bear?

Joined: 05/10/2004

Overwritten, the six word story dies.

Wed, 09/20/2006 - 13:41

#1609

Unhygenix

From: Pittsburgh

Joined: 12/27/2005

Flamable Midwife punched my scrotum

Fri, 06/15/2007 - 14:17

#1610

TornadoOfSouls

From: Portugal

Joined: 06/14/2006

Together we fail, together we fall.

Fri, 06/15/2007 - 14:25

#1611

tomstrong83

Joined: 02/04/2004

you say no
bullet says yes

Fri, 06/15/2007 - 14:39

#1612

wickerkat

Perception is nine-tenths of reality.

From: Chicago

Joined: 06/11/2006

Mother, why did you abort me?

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Fri, 06/15/2007 - 14:52

#1613

kakunn

Argentinonimo

From: Argentina

Joined: 11/24/2006

One dog has develop radiaoctive fleas

Fri, 06/15/2007 - 14:56

#1614

TornadoOfSouls

From: Portugal

Joined: 06/14/2006

Birth, School, Job, Marriage, Children, Death.

Fri, 06/15/2007 - 15:12

#1615

nathaniel parker

Sprung

From: Outer spiral arm of Milky Way

Joined: 06/24/2005

Beethoven's Fifth for all action movies!

Fri, 06/15/2007 - 15:18

#1616

corellion

Joined: 05/25/2006

I sat sadly by her side.

Fri, 06/15/2007 - 15:19

#1617

TornadoOfSouls

From: Portugal

Joined: 06/14/2006

In the beginning was the verb.

Fri, 06/15/2007 - 15:21

#1618

corellion

Joined: 05/25/2006

Pour your forty out, guzzle it.

Fri, 06/15/2007 - 15:31

#1619

ksecomebackkid

From: NY

Joined: 04/19/2007

I really don't like Jimmy Taps.

Fri, 06/15/2007 - 21:45

#1620

Chixulub

Granny Gear Artist

From: East Coast of Kansas

Joined: 02/13/2004

I thought this thread had died.

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Thu, 03/31/2011 - 08:35

#1621

iliveintheZone

Joined: 05/07/2010

Do not camp ! But be ready.

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Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:53

#1622

Claudelives

Nathan

From: Boston, Massachusetts

Joined: 08/31/2010

I held my own against Hemingway. -Nathan Pettigrew

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Thu, 03/31/2011 - 10:54

#1623

brandon.tietz

enemigo de arco

From: #2 Pershing Sq.

Joined: 05/31/2009

Why don't white people have rhythm?

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Thu, 03/31/2011 - 12:01

#1624

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The land of salt and pepper and honey and cinnamon and ginger. Peace and love for all.

Joined: 07/07/2007

Fuck stories. Glorify more lazy poems!

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