Six Word Story
I pooped in my pants again.
Clean it up quick! It stinks.
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His depends laid with that remark.
LOL LOL LOL and LOL LOL.
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Sorry guys, I am rendered speechless.
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[QUOTE=Cindy Weston]Sorry guys, I am rendered speechless.[/QUOTE]
Her gorgeous voluptuousness rendered all speechless.
Have you been peeking in again?
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Her voluptuousness scared them off again.
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[QUOTE=Cindy Weston]Her voluptuousness scared them off again.[/QUOTE]
Her voluptuousness took over his senses.
He was smothered by her beauty.
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[QUOTE=owenwarland]Her voluptuousness took over his senses.[/QUOTE]
Jack kept leaping from his sack.
My eyes see through you always.
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[QUOTE=Cindy Weston]My eyes see through you always.[/QUOTE]
Then naked I stand before thee! 
I welcome you with open arms.
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My beasts heave as I sigh.
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[QUOTE=Cindy Weston]I welcome you with open arms.[/QUOTE]
The director says, "cut" next scene.
[QUOTE=Cindy Weston]I welcome you with open arms.[/QUOTE]
And other limbs he opened then...
Were we making a "bad" movie?
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and she cried out in pleasure.
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[QUOTE=Cindy Weston]Were we making a "bad" movie?[/QUOTE]
backers running low on budget baby.
Say "baby" again, and you're in!
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[QUOTE=Cindy Weston]Were we making a "bad" movie?[/QUOTE]
Filmwork all too good for me!
A picture's worth a thousand words.
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Did my co-star and director leave?
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[QUOTE=Cindy Weston]A picture's worth a thousand words.[/QUOTE]
I drooled upon the "pictures" concept.
Drool can be useful you know.
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[QUOTE=Cindy Weston]Drool can be useful you know.[/QUOTE]
I am dirty on the inside.
You'll be sticky on the outside.
Not if we take showers together.
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[QUOTE=Cindy Weston]Not if we take showers together.[/QUOTE]
His blood boils within his veins.
and she continues warming him more.
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Groaning for release, he holds off.
And she won't allow it anyway.
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This dirty game seems ours alone.
As it should be ours alone.
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I feel a need to vomit.
[QUOTE=mungkay]I feel a need to vomit.[/QUOTE]
Don't ruin our fun with puke!
woof woof, woof woof, a dog.
"We are all animals, my lady."
(Legend)
[QUOTE=owenwarland]Don't ruin our fun with puke![/QUOTE]
behold! it is made in Taiwan.
"glug-glug, vroom-vroom, thump-thump"
-Herschel Krustofski aka Krusty the clown
chewing on her soul tasted wonderful.
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More pubic hair than the wolfman.
some people should just be shot.
[QUOTE=walkingcontradiction]some people should just be shot.[/QUOTE]
Which of us are you killing?
[QUOTE=owenwarland]Which of us are you killing?[/QUOTE]
she loves me, im not dead.
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[QUOTE=Minuet]she loves me, im not dead.[/QUOTE]
Min brags away about her non-death.
either you're loved, or you're not.
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[QUOTE=Minuet]either you're loved, or you're not.[/QUOTE]
warm embraces or deaths cold hand
To the river with post-it notes!


Barked the dog to the cat.
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