Show us Your Ink: The Cult's Official Tattooing Thread - NSFW
how about a tattoo on the taint that says "If you can read this, you better have a wedding ring for me." no "you" specifically, just "you" in general, because no way in shit I'm going to get one there.
Those would be itty bitty litty tiny letters.
makes them even more appropriate!
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It might be hard when your arms sting though, so I give you an out McBro. (BTW, I'm gonna call you McBro from now on, okay?) Also, the tat's look great! Painful, but great. Now when you die, you can be skinned and preserved as a literary work of art.
there used to be a mutli-quote button. So you just went through and clicked on all the posts you wanted to quote. It was super convenient.
stupid drupal.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
Hehehe ... "The coffee table."
Gets me every time.
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Yep. I got me some tattoos alright.
Get on over to my website, young'un! www.subvertfromwithinrecords.blogspot.com
Hell yeah, Chris! I love the Japanese style. Though, I don't think I'll ever get any on myself. Looking good, my man.
i swear chris you look much like my metal head friend gavin or at least you remind me of him.
nice coy fish.
^ First tattoo. Almost regret it. Almost.
^ My best friend drew this for me, so naturally, it goes on my ribs. (Unfinished)
^ Unfinished
^ Got for three reasons. Firstly, it's a aperture of a lens. I got it because i've spent the last 9 years studying and running my own photography business. I also got it because i'm a huuuuge portal nerd, and the third reason is that portal was one of mine and my partners favourite games, and he's since passed on.
I've also got "Dad" on my wrist and an anchor symbolizing his 30 years of serving the Australian Navy. I got it the day he died last year.
Don't try to save yourself, the circle is complete.
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I love you.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Because of the cute bum or the tattoo, Tuffy?
Rastafarian Eyeballs!
There's a bum?
I do hope this individual is femininely inclined.
This is why we can't have nice things.
flat butts are cute now?
I'm more of a booty kind of guy, but I was just assuming. Besides, it wasn't not cute. Tiny, sure, but it looked to have some curvature to it.
Poor girl, getting her arse ANALysed.
yeah actually, i'm sorry about that. i've been that girl and it's not a fun time. sorry, new girl!
She's an Aussie girl, too, Kit.
We're taking over!
damn aussies and your flat booties 
I'll have you know, I've got more rump than a backyard barbie.
Just checked profile. Zu is, in fact, female.
So, my fragile hetero psyche can pretend to be intact for a bit longer.
But, yeah, it was the sweet eyeballs that I were referring at.
This is why we can't have nice things.
^5
oh my haha.
Unfortunetly, my butt isn't as flat as that picture makes it out to be, that's still more thigh (just looked at the post crop picture) plus i AM a tiny girl at a soaring 4"11 >.> we don't get nice arses 
Wishing it was flat =\
And Tuffy, I am femininely inclined Male inclined too. And female with temporary male bits inclined. ^^
Don't try to save yourself, the circle is complete.
Go on...
My love is pure and altruistic.
Still, I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
This is why we can't have nice things.
^5
I thought it was a pretty good comparison. I'll probably try and work it into a story somewhere.
"The girl had an ass. No one would argue that. She had more rump than a backyard barbeque. And those legs. Boy, oh, boy, those legs."
Male inclined too. And female with temporary male bits inclined. ^^
Like that breed of oyster that can voluntarily change genders? I learned about that on CSI i think. Grissom told me.
^5
I thought it was a pretty good comparison. I'll probably try and work it into a story somewhere.
"The girl had an ass. No one would argue that. She had more rump than a backyard barbeque. And those legs. Boy, oh, boy, those legs."
I liked it better when I misread it as "Backdoor Barbie" and it to mean a pornographic doll by Mattel.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
If only i could voluntarily change genders.. Would be nice.
Any anything you learn on CSI must be fact if Grissom told you, that man has genius written across his forehead.
Don't try to save yourself, the circle is complete.
I know fully get why you'd go straight to comparing your bum to a BBQ.
Nice to have my arse discussed by you, fellow Australian.
Don't try to save yourself, the circle is complete.
Wait, you WANT to have a flat ass? really?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
No, not completely flat. Just a little flatter. To make my side profile less of a S shape. Just need a bit more proportion, you know?
Oh and shorter thighs. They really do go up way too high.
Don't try to save yourself, the circle is complete.
POIDH!
I'm sure you Aussie's have nice rumps I'm just poking fun at the new rump crew.
Asses flat v. succulent aside, I am looking forward to discovering what further our new Ozzie contributes.
This is why we can't have nice things.
impermanent but sincere.
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
I actually want a similar tattoo with all of my favorite things. Amongst them will be coffee, books and perhaps a bottle of Absinthe.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
maybe a necktoo? that shows you're serious.
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
I dunno if I'm hardcore enough for a necktoo. I've still got to rock the business suit at my square job.
Maybe necktoos and suits could be the next mullet. Party on my neck, business from the front.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
here is a comprehensive list of career paths for you should you decide to commit to the necktoo:
carrying amps
offshore fisherman
assistant to the stars
cattle wacker
thug
safari guide
biker
carnie
freegan (more a lifestyle than a career choice, but w/e)
guy who cleans the private booths at porn shops
drummer for vanilla ice's comeback tour
hot topic employee
and pretty much anything in the bay area
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
And that would be why my tattoo is on my back. However I found out that the shear top with camisole is no longer an option and that made me sad.
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
I know a couple of guys that have their hands and necks (one of them has his throat done) that are nurses. They're too desperate to turn someone down for being covered in tattoos now, so there's always that too.
I really think it's getting less and less offensive to be heavily tattooed.
having visible Tattoos in the business world isnt as big of a deal anymore. Maybe not neck or face tattoos though.
I got pulled over my a state trooper with full sleeves. Complimented his tattoos and we talked about our ink, got me out of a ticket.
As your attorney, my advise to you is to start drinking heavily(er).-Tuffy
Tattooed people are simply better than most people. Simple.
I've got a fair number of visible tattoos at this point, and haven't got much crap for it. Granted, they're all literary tattoos, cause I'm all nerdcore cool like that.
Working in high end hotels though, I've got be fairly clean cut and stuff. I barely get away with the beard.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Truer words are rarely spoken.
Don't try to save yourself, the circle is complete.
carrying amps
offshore fisherman
assistant to the stars
cattle wacker
thug
safari guide
biker
carnie
freegan (more a lifestyle than a career choice, but w/e)
guy who cleans the private booths at porn shops
drummer for vanilla ice's comeback tour
hot topic employee
and pretty much anything in the bay area
This ^ rules. Someone had to point that out.
It's not true though. Maybe 20 years ago, but not now. Some people still have this twisted view that tattooed people are only some form of criminal, but it's a small amount of people. Most people, even the oldies I work with, are intrigued by them. Everyone at work adores my Bob Dylan tattoo. In the dementia ward they touch his hair, and stroke his face. They fucking love that shit.
thank you mysterious aussie with the awesome tatts, i love you now too.
THATS SO +3 STILETTO DUDE
hmmm?
Yeah alcohol tends to thin blood, which makes you bleed more.
Looks like I'm never getting my lower belly area tattooed.