Sex, Sex, Sex & Walmart Bathrooms!

Perhaps that dude murdered some woman in there?

Did you wait around to see the woman come out, that would be pretty funny. Walk of shaaaaame.

Ummm yeah. I think my experience is way worse though. I heard two girls getting it on in a fitting room. It was quite disturbing.

At a shop I used to work at people went to the potty in the fitting rooms.

O____O What the HELL, Michael. Geez.

How is that worse? Was it a WalMart fitting room?

close enough actually it was at a ross...need i say more?

not to mention it smells like vag in there already for some god awful reason.

and it was two young girls for chrisssakkess!!!

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Ewww. Some people near my town got hepatitis from a Wal-Mart bathroom when I was in high school. There aren't enough orgasms in the world to make me bang in one of those.

Haha, I just remembered. A couple of months back I was walking in this alleyway between the train tracks and a car park, it was about ten at night and it was really dark. On the other side of the car park I saw someone lying down. I couldn't see very well and I couldn't tell if it was one person who was asleep or two people or what. So I'm walking along the alleyway getting closer and starting to see it better, but I couldn't make out what was going on, it looked a bit strange. Basically I didn't want to pick up a newspaper the next day and read 'woman raped while passersby do nothing', so I'm trying to figure out what was happening. Then I realised the reason it looked strange was because they were doing 69, with the girl was on top facing me with his cock in her hand/mouth and her skirt around her waist. They were both huge fatties too! Gross!

you guys are freaking perverted. You stop to listen?

Yeah, I had a wank then kicked her in the back of the head and ran off.

I work at Wal-Mart and I worry about walking in on people doing it. I wouldn't want to be the person that has to report it. That's a little too awkward for me.

if they leave the door unlocked then they want you to join in. I read that in Choke.

That's one of them Palaniuk guy's book, right? Did you hear he's a homo?

There's an ol' folktale around here (and maybe everywhere else too for all I know/care) that two employees at a chinese restaurant had it out on a bag of rice, unaware it was open, and gave the rice herpes.

Also, at Dennys one time, we discovered two used condoms under the corner table we were sitting at but we assumed they were just filled with milkshake or something. Benefit of the doubt = the poor man's faith in humanity.

I was waiting for the loo in a cafe, there was only the one loo, and it was taking forever and ever. I must have waited about ten whole minutes, when finally the door opened and out came 2 midgets, both women, both weird and sheepish looking (and also obviously very slow in the brains). It was creepy! It felt all David Lynch and unexpected and left me quite unsettled.

You should check out this website that features the characters you see at walmart:

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com

Biggot, aren't you the one who likes to stare at tits all day? Now you're saying over hearing a lesbian encounter was the horrifying? Grow some tact.

There was that Internet guy who would film himself masturbating in various stores... he had that "Spin spin sugar" song as the soundtrack, too.

I forgot the link, tho.

My sister used to put a little hair conditioner in condoms and leave them in phone booths.... It could have been milkshake?

it's fucking gross hearing anymone moan in the damn dressing room. the fact that i had to see which two girls was more than enough info. not only were they moaning louder than necessary they were talking dirty as well. it has nothing to do with them being two girls who were pretty young to be engaging in such activities. it has nothing to do with them being two females but more so how young they were, where we were at, and how inappropriate it was to be getting that freaky.

and like i said staring is one thing engaging in sexual acts is another thing. that's why i said I'm not a lesbian. I could never be sexually involved with another female it feels foreign to me just as it would be for a lesbian to be with a male.

I love the COCK! Thank you very much.

And just because I check out other girls,once again does not make me homosexual. Most every girl and guy check out people from the same sex I just like being vocal about it and appreciative rather than measuring myself up with that person.

for the record I'm not a biggot I just don't like to hear other people having sex.

I had to lay in the same room while a buddy of mine was getting it on with some chick and trust me that was just as uncomfortable if not worse than hearing the two girls.

Wanna meet me at a Walmart?

This guy could watch.

Just another reason I don't go to Wal-Mart unless absolutely necessary.

I'm suprised everyone still has enough money to be a Walmart snob.

scwhiiiiinnnggg!!!

Tits or gtfo.

My big thing is that since I know every damn thing in the place is made in China, I feel guilty when I buy anything from there, so I've been trying to ween myself it. It's hard though.

looks like i'm not the only girl who likes tits around here.

You're an insensitive little ingrate. Those sweatshop slaves don't put twenty hours a day in for their health, you know.

I just hate halfassedry!

They are allowing females to go topless in some Swedish bathhouses. I haven't been to one, but there has to be some action there. OMG! AS I'M WRITING THIS MY TV IS ON. They just had sex on a bag o' corn in front of people. dun-dun-duuun

i hate walmart bathrooms. i almost wrote a whole blog once about why you should never go into a walmart bathroom. those places are scummy and there's a film on stuff and there's usually blood crusted on the sink or there's always some guy groaning in pain in one of the stalls. and it's always hot and muggy in there. i'll shit all over myself before i step foot in one.

You should write that blog on a walmart bathroom wall.

It was my job to clean them when I worked there. I saw things that scarred my soul.

ha that's a great excuse to go into one.

My mom used on of the bathrooms in the market at the French Quarter. She said there was blood on the floor and walls and when she stuck her hand in the toilet paper dispenser she came out with a wad of tissue and a thoroughly drenched tampon.

That story is (one of) the most disgusting thing I've ever heard. At least your mom didn't sit on spunk when she sat on the toilet!

How about you all just use the bathroom prior to leaving your house, instead of squatting at retail store like a homeless, you bunch of hillbillies.

know who else has horrible bathrooms? home depot. bad news in there.

there's no way i could fuck in a public bathroom, i can barely stand to stand and piss in one. though, when i was twenty-two i was fucking everywhere. cars, roofs, friends' houses, parking lots. and never liked condoms. used two in my life, i think.. (i'm very lucky, i know.) anyrate, that was a decade ago. now we only fuck in the bedroom. my nieces sometimes watch cartoons on our couch so at this age of my life the idea of spewing on it kind of sickens me. my load goes in one room only and that's where only we sleep.

though.. there is a walmart in maumelle (fifteen minutes away from little rock) that is fucking nice. marble flooring in the bathroom, stone and decor. i bet people are more comfortable fucking in that walmart than any other walmart around.

Well, what do you expect from toilets fronting underground paths to Mexico?

Hilarious.

I heard a rumor that I just made up that more
babies are born in Greyhound bus station
bathrooms than hospitals in Alabama.