September Pic Thread

Well she has a prime cut of veal right here if it's fresh meat she wants. Giggity!

I am but a tough piece of gristle.

And she shall have it.

As part of my parole I am not allowed near shiny, dangerous sharp objects (sarcasm font)

Anything else I can pose with that will suffice?

looks like Grover's tickling her hand.

h3 is sarcasm font.

edit: that sentence is actually true and not sarcastic at all. I just did that for example.

We got hot old bitches round here.

Six On The Dot wrote:

sexydeathsoda wrote:

This was recently taken with the webcam while perusing the chatrooms looking for youngmeat (please note sarcasm)

Now you can all have a good laugh at my expense.

You would be prettier if you stopped fake tanning so much. This is as close to a compliment as I get, I think.

Contrary to popular belief, but, even though I live in Canada, I'm not a fake tanner, nor have I ever been. That came from the sun.
But thanks for your half hearted attempt at the compliment, Six. Much more civil than what I expected from you. FWIW, I think I look okay for someone pushing 40. Sure it's nice to have a pretty face, but in the end, it's not about what's on the outside that makes up a person's worth.

BloodSugar1308 wrote:

Six On The Dot wrote:

sexydeathsoda wrote:

This was recently taken with the webcam while perusing the chatrooms looking for youngmeat (please note sarcasm)

Now you can all have a good laugh at my expense.

You would be prettier if you stopped fake tanning so much. This is as close to a compliment as I get, I think.

I'd take her word for it Coke Chicken. In fact, I'm surprised there's not a bouquet of dicks photoshopped in your originals.

Somewhat uncalled for but hey, I'll play along. Originally there was a cornucopia of cocks in the originals, but I had to photoshop them out.

Does it make me look crazy when I do this?

The sun burn adds the final touch.

Crazy, yesh, but a goodlooking crazy.

The color of your eyes is kinda neat.

Yer hot. And yeah, you look slightly crazed, but in a good way.

You're right, there really are some hot bitches in this forum.

I'd hit on all of you but then mess it up somehow and not close the deal.

Yeah, I'd kill for your eye lushes and eye brows...

I'd hit it but all I would want to do is wrap you all in blankets and go to Borders.

After he kills you, he means.

Then I would go off to work at Appelbees.

Hahaha!

"Does it ever really look like in the picture?"

GIRAFFE PTSD

If I hit on you guise, I'd close the deal. Sayin'.

checkmate.

That is one of my proudest works.

I think that is the sign for Embarrassed.

I didn't have scissors.....but i do have a water bottle

and a gun

She is not embarrassed in that photo. She is obiesely frightened by the fact that the penguin is almost as big as she is!

Luckily, she can outrun a penguin. In the water, all hope would be lost.

it's a trade off, size for speed. on land the emperor penguin tops out at 2mph of wobbly forward motion. even in the water they're a little sluggish - 6mph is top speed.

i've seen six bitchslap piranas some nights, when she turns into a mermaid, and get away doing at least 20mph.

WHICH REMINDS ME, Tom, did you ever find a girl who could breathe underwater?

I did not

...but I did remember that I have a webcam, so I took some photos of me in my new glasses. Granted, none of them actually capture the awesomeness of the glasses themselves, but trust me. They're badass.

^I bought that hat at Walmart in Oregon for $10 and it's the only hat I've ever owned that I feel comfortable wearing forwards.

DISCLAIMER : This post has been heavily censored because I felt just posting a NSFW link didn't convey the remorse I felt about messing up the theme of this months pics. The goal here is not one of obscenity but one of redmeption. Enjoy!

After just jumping into September pics willy-nilly with my goofy face,I relized that while I was working on the post others were creating a theme,it was scissors. I messed up the theme and decided to try and redeem myself by cutting off my own ding dong with a pair of scissors

I knew what I had to do

The pain was unspeakable! The agony of genital mutilation!!

I know,I know *rolls eyes*

[SomeCultMemeber] GAT DAMN! Allen's got a big ole' dick!!

[AllenWayne] Oh c'mon guys it's just the way God made me.

[AnotherCultMember] Allen you suck! Big dicks are the height of idiocy!

So,after the dust settled and I cleaned up the blood and gore this was my offer as an apology to The Cult..

My fellow Cult brothers and sisters please forgive me

Now cook it and eat it! And then maybe you'll be forgiven.

HE IS ALLEN WAYNE!
HE CUT OFF A WHOLE CHICKEN!

Well so much for consummating our weird, controversial relationship.

Hmmm, maybe it's just me, but you kinda resemble a young Tim Robbins in the last pic. A young Tim Robbins holding his now useless, male member that could have brought upon hours of pleasure, delight, endless orgasms and other stuff.

If Tim Robbins and droopy dog had a baby, then it'd look like Allen in the last picture.

October's theme : Dildos!! Coming next month!

I really hope you mods don't send me packing back to the Stephen King board! I am so TIRED of discussing The Stand!

one post does not a theme make.

I had a question... but nevermind.

tom9d wrote:

aww (:

Because I'm on overtime and was really bored and liked the scissors idea.

Pepper,I guess the best way to explain it is,that those things are kind of like Swiss army knives or fire extinguishers or something. It's always best to have one available "just in case".

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable. This comes in handy a lot of the time; I can leave it home when I thnk it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning, I can't, for the life of me, remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it, so I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet , 'cause for some reason, I leave it there sometimes, but not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast. Then as I walked down Second Avenue, toward St Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven - some guy was selling it! I had to buy it off him. He wanted 22 bucks, but I talked him down to 17. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again: complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

i am shocked. about the dildo.