September Pic Thread
If you aren't in Canada it aint this one 
Wait, do you mean the kid has a broom stuck to his face?
Oui. I call him dustpanny! Or broomtooth.
Aww that's very nice. Thank you.
May I ask why?
There is no proper way to cope, no everlasting grace.
Just a flame on a river floating away.
Yes. So jolly. So very jolly.
September. Freezing out. Here's another picture of my head in this basement:

That angle looks good on you.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica

If today was a woman this is what the mighty Bitch- whore called "Tuesday" would do...well a lesbian woman...or something...

Are you Brock Landers only... dumber?
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
September. Freezing out. Here's another picture of my head in this basement:

That angle looks good on you.
I concur. If only I could find a shopping bag the right size, I'd take it home with me.
At first when I read this, before I finished it, I thought you meant to put over his face, and I was like "Aaaaaaaww so mean!"

If today was a woman this is what the mighty Bitch- whore called "Tuesday" would do...well a lesbian woman...or something...

As you all know my pallette has only the finest taste in mature humor so after taking those pics on top, just now, this was my reaction...I LOL'd 
Good GOD!! I'm a goofy looking bastard! You guys have a good day and I'll be back on later tonight.
Yep. This one is definitely a keeper.

Too much metal for a gazillion hands...

...this, of course, was my brilliant idea. That's me with my air guitar friends in DC for the National Championships.
I wore fake flannel in Seattle to fit in.

Sour puss me, forgetting to smile
We went to Oaks Park. I'd like to feel shame for my city for having the saddest little amusement park in the whole damn world... but I can't, I had fun... yes I did.
And so did the kiddo's (my daughter and middle son)
While I'm at it... (posting pics) This is me utterly drunk the other night... so... yeah, drunk women are just so damn sexy aren't they?
and, Am I the only one who sees so much wrong with this?
I mainly see the spelling error. I can't get past that to see the rest of the wrongness.
haha so you get to eat a 'better than sex' cake!?
that sux
What do you not compute?
It's the breadclip. You don't just leave those on the counter, otherwise one day they'll somehow end up IN your sandwich and you'll choke to death and die.
I thought there were two. Your and Geting, the "geting" looks like it might have a last minute panic for a second T though.
My pregnant sister bought that cake a few nights ago and when the lady asked her if she wanted anything written on it she first said yeah how about "obscurity", when she asked for the word to be written down because she didn't know how it was spelled my sister laughed and said "how about 'because you're not getting any nookie'" instead.
And the above pic is of what she came back with.
Six. How could you go to Coney and not tell me?!
...and the seahorse is on the lamp post banner. Duh.
...and I was on the Wonder Wheel like three weeks ago.
Man ya'll, I apologize for breaking the scissor combo thing,it was not on purpose. I just hate being "that guy" if I can find some scissors,I'll edit.
Brock Landers? Boogie Nights? Or an old member of this board that I look like or post like, only dumber of course? The Boogie nights thing is kind of random that's why I ask.
You shit on these nukkas two times Dr.Dre?
Oh Fo' Sho'!
allen you apologize way too much and that's coming from someone who apologizes almost after every sentence.
we've seen your balls so it's obvious you have some so now it's time to use'em and quit apologizing!
For the record: Brock Landers was insane, not stupid.



This guy is my favorite. He dances and sticks his tongue out, and one time I fed him some sandwich.


Coney Island for dinner:


I know I'm spamming this thread, but I've never been more bored!



I dig the Wonder Wheel because Wonder ws my nickname in highschool.
I didn't mean to imply that brock was dumb.
"I'm glad I live in the GPS era. In a different century, I would've set off to visit the other side of the village and wandered off into the mountains and been eaten by a carnivorous plant. Or discovered the Americas."
-LaJessica
we've seen your balls so it's obvious you have some so now it's time to use'em and quit apologizing!
but the theme was broken with my goofy face and that annoyed me.
You shit on these nukkas two times Dr.Dre?
Oh Fo' Sho'!
we've seen your balls so it's obvious you have some so now it's time to use'em and quit apologizing!
but the theme was broken with my goofy face and that annoyed me.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
Drink more water:

Are you Brock Landers only... dumber?
Do not say that name. Do not. He'll hear you, and then I'll have to deal with seven pages of blocktext in every fucking thread.

...reminds me of...
The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds. - Henry Rollins

...reminds me of...
The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a total bastard. The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver. Always there like a beacon in the pitch black. I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs. Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds. - Henry Rollins
Shit! I've looked for this. It was somebody's sig on a weight lifting forum.
Hell no.
It's hoody weather

Imagine you are quietly typing in your office late at night, and you hear the most evil sound in the world...a satanic *chirping* right outside your window...

Eyes of the Devyll, I tell ye!
Here, I bumped up the brightness to catch the nomadic demons en route to their slaughter of innocents...

and then, they vanished into the ether...possibly to find...YOU...

Your fingers look very long.

Eyes of the Devyll, I tell ye!
Here, I bumped up the brightness to catch the nomadic demons en route to their slaughter of innocents...

and then, they vanished into the ether...possibly to find...YOU...

I was wondering where those little fuckers ever took off too.

keeping with the scissors theme...

keeping with the scissors theme...
Awesome

here's my dog Barkley being cute by the petunias.


Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?

keeping with the scissors theme...
Awesome
I concur.

these are fun too:

Oww!


Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?

keeping with the scissors theme...
Awesome
I concur.
Yes.
The Catmother of all Worldwide Cats

Oww!

Man, i'm gonna steal your dog. Maybe a few petunias just for kicks.

(I look like a camera shy giant panda I know)
i likes raspberry and orange and would kill for a palate of the stuff. hook a nigga up dan.
Xec- Look,if I offended you in any way I'm sorry. I was just having some fun. Some shits and giggles,you know how it is. I hope you will accept this and know it comes from the bottom of my heart~ xoxo, hearts and kitten's kisses,Allen
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After about an hour of staring at that reply,drooling,and scratching my head it had dawned on me. "That son of a bitch just insulted me!" I had a rebuttle pic but I'm too lazy for those fancy shamcey word-letter-alphbetized graphic things. Plus,this fancy calculator is too complex to inverbulate a takeable comeback. Duhhhhhhhhhh! *drool, lick computer monitor*
Actually,I was like "holy shit! did young John Goodman just call me a stupid twat?"
You shit on these nukkas two times Dr.Dre?
Oh Fo' Sho'!

Is that it? Or is that a different Coney Island Seahorse?
!
Well,I couldn't just say nothing could I?
Alright..I'm getting the mop 
You shit on these nukkas two times Dr.Dre?
Oh Fo' Sho'!

Is that it? Or is that a different Coney Island Seahorse?
I ALREADY SAID IT PAY ATTENSHUN
I ALREADY SAID IT PAY ATTENSHUN
What? You think I'm going to read posts that don't have pictures in them? Fuck that, you don't deserve my attention.
!
And yet...
[Sarcasm font]
After about an hour of staring at that reply,drooling,and scratching my head it had dawned on me. "That son of a bitch just insulted me!" I had a rebuttle pic but I'm too lazy for those fancy shamcey word-letter-alphbetized graphic things. Plus,this fancy calculator is too complex to inverbulate a takeable comeback. Duhhhhhhhhhh! *drool, lick computer monitor*
Actually,I was like "holy shit! did young John Goodman just call me a stupid twat?"
You didn't offend me in any way. I just felt like posting the picture.
Almost everything I post here is tongue-in-cheek.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
— Spambot
"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon









what a cutie! too bad that broomstick is stuck to his face. he's gonna have a tough time in high school.