Secret Santas -- 09
HEY! It's time, guys.
Ok, i'm changing it up this year. I will moderate, of course. We are not doing it in the postman group, because no one goes in there. This will be seen by more people out here.
This is how it works. Since I am the group moderator for the postman group, I reserve the right to say, "I'm sorry, this is literally your second post, I don't think you've built up enough trust here to be mailing to people."
I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO NOT INCLUDE YOU IN THE FINAL LIST
If I am mistaken, and there is someone I say shouldn't be in, and lots of people disagree, I will change my mind. Maybe.
You will put a post in this thread saying "I want to be included in the secret santa swap." and "I will ship over seas." Or "I will not ship overseas."
If you sign up, you are committed. No backing out. Unless, of course, something is happening that is bad in your life, and you don't have time to get a gift. In that case, LET ME KNOW AS SOON AS YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO FLAKE. I will have to get you replaced, or find some kind soul who will buy two gifts.
Ok, you say you want to join, so you do. I think you are a good poster, reliable, and whatnot, so on
NOVEMBER 11
since it is verteran's day, and I'll have the day off, I will cut the list right then. No more adds on that day. I'll compile a list of everyone, and I will randomly (probably) assign you a secret santa. I will try not to give you someone overseas if you can't ship there. I will try not to give you someone you've already had before, (Tom)
The gifts need to be nice. Like, stuff you'd want. Not just like, dumb stuffed animals from your house or garage sale shit. You need to put some time, thought, and MONEY into this. You can make stuff if you wish. Be specific to what the person likes. If you don't know what they like, do a little snooping or searching around, and I'm sure you can find out. I'm going to spend like, at LEAST 20 bucks on mine, just because I think that's fair, and nice.
SO.
Am i missing anything?
Feel free to ask questions.
Merry Christmas!!
Hi, I'm Chris. 
I want in.
I will ship overseas.
hmm.....I don't know.....You're sort of a newb...............
JUST KIDDING YOU'RE IN!
Yes, I would like to participate.
My name is Alecia or Alecia.
I'm willing to ship overseas, but given my busy schedule, I prefer to stay within the USA (Canada would be OK, though).
I'll spend about $20 because it's fair and in my budget.
I give nice, thoughtful presents.
cool. You're in.
ok, one more thing.....when i make the list, It's going to be like this:
Jane s -----> ships to Fano. Fano will not know who is sending to him until he opens the box.
Fano ------> ships to Alecia. She will not know who is shipping to her until she opens the box.
Alecia -----> ships to Levi. He will know, because he's the moderator and will assign himself someone.
what I'm saying is that it's not like, Fano ships to jane and jane ships to fano. It's more a chain than a swap.
i appreciate that newly noobs will be excluded, therefore i´m in.
my name is pica or barbara and i do ship overseas. maybe my husband will add a little something to the package too.
I fucked this up pretty good last year. So I'll skip. But you all have fun!
"To fail to embrace my dreams now would be a disgrace so great that sin itself would not be able to find a name for it." - Werner Herzog
Hello I am Aly and I want to play,I am willing to ship overseas,thoughtful and nice are my speciality.
Sometimes I aim to please, but mostly I just shoot to kill.
Levi, judge me.
But what I do I do because I like to do.
As always, I'm in.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
scuba steve........ya, you're in.
BUT YOU GOTTA BE GOOD.
and mike, why not??
Im in Im Derek
Dont pair me up with Cujo!
ok, cool.
scuba steve........ya, you're in.
BUT YOU GOTTA BE GOOD.
YES!!
I'm Steven.
I guess I will ship overseas, but I don't have a job so I would prefer not to.
But what I do I do because I like to do.
Hi Levi, count me in. Shipping overseas is obligatory, of course.
"Who needs purpose when you have the Cult?" - Phil
"So the guy says, Doctor! Get this dichotomy! I haven't been able to sit right for a week!" - Mike
and mike, why not??
Things were more than a bit chaotic in my life last year and I didn't give the attention/effort such a thing deserves. This year's gonna be pretty crazy too, so I don't want to fail two years in a row. I've already sent packages this year to several peoples, so that'll do me fine.
However, I'd be happy to write Ribald Christmas poetry based on photos of what people get.
"To fail to embrace my dreams now would be a disgrace so great that sin itself would not be able to find a name for it." - Werner Herzog
Mike, I have something I bought and have been meaning to send to you for MONTHS. It's not a big thing, and it certainly wasn't expensive, but it reminded me of you and I just had to get it. Will you PM me your address (which I believe I might've had before, but if I did, I lost it) and I'll send it to you?
I won't even wait 'til Christmas!
Mike, I have something I bought and have been meaning to send to you for MONTHS. It's not a big thing, and it certainly wasn't expensive, but it reminded me of you and I just had to get it. Will you PM me your address (which I believe I might've had before, but if I did, I lost it) and I'll send it to you?
I won't even wait 'til Christmas!
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Presents! Woo! Consider yourself PMed.
"To fail to embrace my dreams now would be a disgrace so great that sin itself would not be able to find a name for it." - Werner Herzog
I can't remember if I ever sent mine out when we did this last year. I'm hoping I didn't flake, but I can't remember...and I still have a bunch of stuff I need to send people around here, but I don't have the money for it right now. So...I would do it, but I can't. 
I will, however, color Christmas cards and take pictures with them for everyone when the time comes.
well, then, GET OUT OF MY THREAD.
I also need a list of people to turn to who can save my ass when people who say they'll do it actually do flake......
Yes. Smartazboy. Overseas. Frank.
Sometimes when I'm really stoned, and I close my eyes, I can't honestly say whether or not I'm wearing a hat. - Nightrious
My name is ekhtar ydde and i'll ship to Samantha.
no picking people.
I didn't pick her, i'm just saying, if i get her, i'll ship my gift all the way to australia. If i get her.
My name is ekhtar ydde and i'll ship to Samantha.
Willing to put in the miles. I like.
"Who needs purpose when you have the Cult?" - Phil
"So the guy says, Doctor! Get this dichotomy! I haven't been able to sit right for a week!" - Mike
Count me in! This sounds like an awesome idea. I'm smiling already thinking of people opening the type of gifts that would make Chuck proud.
I'm willing to ship anywhere, but is there any way to know beforehand what potential countries are in the mix? Don't want to get myself or my recipient in any trouble by shipping something that's not legal.
My name is Greg.
Happy Holidays Everyone!
Aww, and he seems so eager.
Sometimes when I'm really stoned, and I close my eyes, I can't honestly say whether or not I'm wearing a hat. - Nightrious
I dunno guys, shipping to Utah/China can be pricey...
"To fail to embrace my dreams now would be a disgrace so great that sin itself would not be able to find a name for it." - Werner Herzog
Bring it Levi. Bring down the hammer.
Aww man, where's the holiday spirit?
I no longer live in China. Shipping would be to good ol' California. I've been a member of the site for nearly 2 years, made a decent number of posts and purchased items through the site. I don't think I'd be considered a newbie.
And I'm a fan of Chuck through and through -- seen him at several signings, at film festivals, and at promotions for Choke. I only say this to prove that I shouldn't have to prove anything 
Ho Ho Ho.
a decent number of posts
19 is hardly decent!
ya, sorry greg. Being a newby to me means I have never never even heard of you until today.
so, Sorry. No go, man.
and as if I care that you've purchased things through the site!!! I laughed at that. Also, lots of the regs around here don't even like chuck anymore! I don't. Well, his old stuff, MAYBE.
Damn, Levi is becoming a dick in his old age.
Sometimes when I'm really stoned, and I close my eyes, I can't honestly say whether or not I'm wearing a hat. - Nightrious
Count me in! This sounds like an awesome idea.
I'm smiling already thinking of people opening the type of gifts that would make Chuck proud.
I'm willing to ship anywhere, but is there any way to know beforehand what potential countries are in the mix? Don't want to get myself or my recipient in any trouble by shipping something that's not legal.
My name is Greg.
Happy Holidays Everyone!
also, that bit freaked me out.
Damn, Levi is becoming a dick in his old age.
I gots to. I gots to, man. Gotta keep what I want around, yanowutimsayin?
so, a wee little update:
So far:
Levi
fano
sam - elegantly bitter
eddy
frank smartaz
red - aly
alecia
scuba steve
derek
justin
scerpica - barb
Stricken down:
greg007
I think thats it.
We need more!!
So be it. I was misinformed. I figured most members of the site would also be fans. I like Chuck's old work and his new.
I thought the gift swap would be a good way to give a fellow fan a gift they'd appreciate.
Regardless, I hope the swap goes well and everyone who sends something gets something in return.
Hope everyone has a great holiday season.
well, thank you for being a good sport about it.
but buttering me up won't get you on the list either! no one likes a kiss ass.
Gosh, Levi! WWLGGD?
She'd stop it at the smiley and not add that last line, that's what Lady GaGa Would Do.
are you shitting me? Lady gaga would be funny. She's always funny, and sometimes crude. Watch some of her interviews on youtube.
and in all honesty, thank you greg for being cool about it.
really. thanks.
I am not shitting you. I don't know what she says ever because I'm distracted by her bulge.
Just kidding, Merry Christmas, let's dooooo this.
this has some funny stuff. What she has to say to people who think she's a man. what the song poker face is really about.
She's got some 'tude, i'm telling you. And you have to with that much shit goin on in your head.
My thread, I can post what I want. And it's relevant.
this has some funny stuff. What she has to say to people who think she's a man. what the song poker face is really about.
She's got some 'tude, i'm telling you. And you have to with that much shit goin on in your head.
My thread, I can post what I want. And it's relevant.
I like Lady Gaga.
I'd join too but I fucked mine up last year, too! *Cries*
You guys should still send me postcards, though.
this has some funny stuff. What she has to say to people who think she's a man. what the song poker face is really about.
She's got some 'tude, i'm telling you. And you have to with that much shit goin on in your head.
My thread, I can post what I want. And it's relevant.
I like Lady Gaga.
me too, dude.
ok i'll do it. i'll ship overseas too.
Aww man, where's the holiday spirit?
I no longer live in China. Shipping would be to good ol' California. I've been a member of the site for nearly 2 years, made a decent number of posts and purchased items through the site. I don't think I'd be considered a newbie.
And I'm a fan of Chuck through and through -- seen him at several signings, at film festivals, and at promotions for Choke. I only say this to prove that I shouldn't have to prove anything
Ho Ho Ho.
Aww, I want to give you a gift just because you sound so nice! Too bad I'm broke. If I wasn't, i'd take the risk that you might be a serial killer. I doubt you are.
A few years ago (first time round) Moe.ron was my secret santa. She gave me such a lovely parcel. But yeah, I'm out.
Agh I'm torn, I'd like to say yes but I'm still dubious after a bad experience a couple of years ago where all the time/effort/money/awesomeness I put into my gift went pretty much unthanked (mentioning no names, you know who you are). I'll have a think and let you know before the 11th though.
I'll submit next year, when you all love me and want my babies. I'll send them, if I have any by then.
so, i'll go first. Yes, I want to join.
My name is LeHaHi, or Levi.
I probably will ship overseas.
carry on.