Secret Lesbian City denied by Swedes!
(NEWSER) – Rumors of a city of 25,000 lesbians have led hordes of men to contact Swedish tourist authorities and swamp the nation's Internet providers. Chinese media especially have spread the tale of “Chako Paul City,” supposedly founded in 1820 in northern Sweden by a man-hating widow who banned males, reports Australia's Daily Telegraph. Inhabitants then turned to lesbianism “because they could not suppress their sexual needs,” goes one recent account in China’s Harbin News service.
Swedish tourist authorities are baffled. “I've no idea where this came from, but it's not true," said a spokesman. “At 25,000 residents, the town would be one of the largest in northern Sweden, and I find it hard to believe that you could keep something like that a secret for more than 150 years.”
http://www.newser.com/story/71262/tourists-seek-mythical-lesbian-city-in...
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Damn Swedes, hiding something of such awesomeness. Unless they're all butch...
Unless...the secret lesbian city is actually in China and they're just trying to draw everyone's attention away from it. 25,000 people might not be able to hide in Sweden but they'd certainly be able to hide in China.
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Why would a bunch of men want to go to a city full of lesbians? It's not like they're going to get laid or anything.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
you're not even allowed in the city as a male. It says the man-hating widow banned all males!
How can you be a man-hating widow? Did she kill her husband?
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
Maybe her husband was the only good guy on Earth.
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Just got an awesome idea for a Lifetime movie.
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Damn Swedes, hiding something of such awesomeness. Unless they're all butch...
Unless...the secret lesbian city is actually in China and they're just trying to draw everyone's attention away from it. 25,000 people might not be able to hide in Sweden but they'd certainly be able to hide in China.
Unless its various women from around the world, if its in china, i'm not interested.
They could watch.
They could watch.
Ask any lesbian if you can watch her and her girlfriend have sex and 9.99999 times out of 10 she'll tell you to fuck off.
I will never understand straight man's obsession with lesbians.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
who said anything about asking them?
They could watch.
Ask any lesbian if you can watch her and her girlfriend have sex and 9.99999 times out of 10 she'll tell you to fuck off.
I will never understand straight man's obsession with lesbians.
That's because you don't like girls!
Straight men are weird.
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
Not according to nature.
This made me laugh.
I imagine a city of lesbians, cut off from the rest of the world (as would necessitate in order to be so covert) ... well I was going to say some stuff about hairy legs and birkenstocks and fat girls with no make up but then...
Cut off from the rest of the world what the hell would evolve!!!
WHAT WOULD!!
... oh wait...
Been there, done that.
seriously fano this is very ignorant of you... i'm actually a little upset even
by the way i dont think you mean what im reading but still we're gonna have a talk about this later young man
"Everyday takes figuring out all over again how to fuckin live."
it's because of auto immune diseases.
Cut off from the rest of the world what the hell would evolve!!!
WHAT WOULD!!
... oh wait...
Don't ruin the illusion!
You've been to Lesbian City?
seriously fano this is very ignorant of you... i'm actually a little upset even
by the way i dont think you mean what im reading but still we're gonna have a talk about this later young man
No, that reads more harshly than I meant it. I also was half asleep at the time, and was tired of Justin's complaining.
I meant in terms of the fact that men have a penis, women have a vagina, they go together to make babies, etc, etc.
In no way am I implying that gay people are weaker, or that they don't feel that way naturally. I believe that being gay is not a choice, it's just how you are.
But I meant in terms of reproduction.
What if someday they are able to produce nano-machines so complex as to mimic every aspect of a human sperm to where they can successfully impregnate an egg! Whoa! That'd be messed up, man!
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Do I hear a book idea?
You've been to Lesbian City?
I'm from Sweden, I practically live in that city, (population of Sweden = 9,000,000)
Made me think of:
"Women are alredy born so far ahead ability-wise. The day men can give birth, that's when we can start talking about equal rights..."
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Do I hear a book idea?
This made me laugh and actually distracted me from the lesbian city for a second.
Or will it all end in a big bankiss orgy?
If tom hanks, and that other guy that who's name I'm too lazy to look up, taught us anything, it's that Bosom Buddies can get in anywhere.
peter scolari
Damn Chinese, always getting our hopes up.
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Damn Swedes, hiding something of such awesomeness. Unless they're all butch...