say something rude about your ex -NOW!
you have no idea what a messed up bitch of an ex you have until you meet mine. what a psycho fukin maniputlative bitch! she mentally abuses me for 3 years, lives off me, smokes pot everyday and just thinks she is owed something.
from me!
fuck her!
right in the ear!
and i could go on , and on, and on. but i am to angry!
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
no ritt that girl is a lil' love muffin and she wouldn't do that to me.
maybe i shouldn't post this thread, i just don't know who else to vent to
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
I have a new puppy, lalalalalala.
thanks for sharing.blackhawk tactical pants.
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"I could have done worse!" exultantly cried the murderer Lebret, sentenced at Rouen to hard labor for life. — Félix Fénéon
EW!
"Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it's to seem long. But in the event, who wants one?"
"I do," Dunbar told him.
"Why?" Clevinger asked.
"What else is there?"
- Catch 22
i love puppies!
I dumped a guy I lived with for two years because he referred to sex as 'rumpy pumpy' - it's unacceptable!
One guy I was with for ages was so bad in bed it was ridiculous, and to get it over with really fast all I had to say was 'I'm close' and as if out of spite, he'd have his fucking orgasm and fall asleep.
rumpy- fukin- pumpy. dear god, nevermind my shit.
lol
nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it.
Next woman I have sexual interactives with I am definatly slipping "rumpy pumpy" in at some point in the middle of it.
One guy I was with for ages was so bad in bed it was ridiculous, and to get it over with really fast all I had to say was 'I'm close' and as if out of spite, he'd have his fucking orgasm and fall asleep.
i apologize on behalf of all men.
love,
tom of the fjords
Sex DOES NOT cure a cold!
& I am not dumb to fall for that.
lying sack of shit.
"Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it's to seem long. But in the event, who wants one?"
"I do," Dunbar told him.
"Why?" Clevinger asked.
"What else is there?"
- Catch 22
I feel good.
"Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it's to seem long. But in the event, who wants one?"
"I do," Dunbar told him.
"Why?" Clevinger asked.
"What else is there?"
- Catch 22
you must not be doing it right
you're a lying sack of shit.
grr
"Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it's to seem long. But in the event, who wants one?"
"I do," Dunbar told him.
"Why?" Clevinger asked.
"What else is there?"
- Catch 22
i was going to say something dirty, but i think youre too young for me to say it.
grr
youre a dumb sack of shit for falling for it. also, hes a pig.
love,
tom of the fjords
One guy I was with for ages was so bad in bed it was ridiculous, and to get it over with really fast all I had to say was 'I'm close' and as if out of spite, he'd have his fucking orgasm and fall asleep.
i apologize on behalf of all men.
I think me and men are square, since I've been a really bad girlfriend in the past.
One of my ex boyfriends got a massive zit on his penis, and I never told anyone until now!
The next girl i get a hold of is going to light up like a pinball machine and pay out in silver dollars!
One guy I was with for ages was so bad in bed it was ridiculous, and to get it over with really fast all I had to say was 'I'm close' and as if out of spite, he'd have his fucking orgasm and fall asleep.
i apologize on behalf of all men.
I think me and men are square, since I've been a really bad girlfriend in the past.
One of my ex boyfriends got a massive zit on his penis, and I never told anyone until now!
that shit happens. ive had a few, myself. its kind of gross he didnt take care of that, though. they are awesome to pop, since theres so much loose skin.
love,
tom of the fjords
gross.
EW!
"Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it's to seem long. But in the event, who wants one?"
"I do," Dunbar told him.
"Why?" Clevinger asked.
"What else is there?"
- Catch 22
grr
youre a dumb sack of shit for falling for it. also, hes a pig.
I didn't fall for it.
And he is a pig, he cheated on me because I wouldn't fuck him.
But oh well,
there are better guys out there.
"Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it's to seem long. But in the event, who wants one?"
"I do," Dunbar told him.
"Why?" Clevinger asked.
"What else is there?"
- Catch 22
next time dont be such a prude
Me? A prude?
whatever!
"Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it's to seem long. But in the event, who wants one?"
"I do," Dunbar told him.
"Why?" Clevinger asked.
"What else is there?"
- Catch 22
tits or get the fuck out, prude!
yeah! what he said!
le sigh
"Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it's to seem long. But in the event, who wants one?"
"I do," Dunbar told him.
"Why?" Clevinger asked.
"What else is there?"
- Catch 22
Because you couldn't say anything better?
"Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it's to seem long. But in the event, who wants one?"
"I do," Dunbar told him.
"Why?" Clevinger asked.
"What else is there?"
- Catch 22
If he'd asked me to pop it I would have ended it before he'd even got it back his pants.
He was always trying to get me to stick things in his bum...he was actually one of my better boyfriends, right after rumpy pumpy guy, right before the guy who had a secret pregnant girlfriend.
Because you couldn't say anything better?
im the plato to nates socrates.
He was always trying to get me to stick things in his bum...
no red flags went up there, huh?
Because you couldn't say anything better?
im the plato to nates socrates.
bring on the hemlock, bitches!
Because you couldn't say anything better?
im the plato to nates socrates.
bring on the hemlock, bitches!
Admit it Eddy!
You're single because you're Nate's BITCH!
HAH!
"Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it's to seem long. But in the event, who wants one?"
"I do," Dunbar told him.
"Why?" Clevinger asked.
"What else is there?"
- Catch 22
i aint nobodys bitch
but if this were prison...
He was always trying to get me to stick things in his bum...
no red flags went up there, huh?
I know this doesn't JUSTIFY things, but it was mostly cocaine he wanted shoved up there.
He's ridiculously popular with girls, he does have sex with guys too though. I hear.
the cocaine was just an excuse to make it seem less gay. you'd still need to use a finger or a stick to shove it up in there.
but if this were prison...
You dropped the soap, didn't you!
"Maybe a long life does have to be filled with many unpleasant conditions if it's to seem long. But in the event, who wants one?"
"I do," Dunbar told him.
"Why?" Clevinger asked.
"What else is there?"
- Catch 22
I was too squeamish to do it, and closet homo or not, still heads and shoulders above some of the others.
My ex. I never wanted to date him in the first place. I was pressured into it and because I'm a wimp (and was young) I freaking went along with it. (If only I could turn back time, I would've kicked him in the bawz) I have never felt so disgusted in my life as the time I was 'with' him. *Shivers*
Then I finally dumped him, said I just didn't like him and he stalked me for a couple months. Kept calling, wrote me letters, threatened me. >_> I am SO happy I haven't seen or heard from him in years now.
I was such a scared little idiot back then, geez. Thank god I grew up and have a sweet boyfriend now.
For about 5 years i seriously was gonna plan out a certain someones murder......
If i wasn't afraid to get raped in prison id seriously would have no issue killing my ex lol
My last guy used to sing this song he made up, "I love my Amy Cake yes I do, I love my Amy Cake she loves me too, I love my Amy Cake all night long, I love my Amy Cake on and on" then add bits when he felt like, and sing it on a loop.
It made me want to kill myself, like, shit is this what love is? Is this how I'll spend the rest of my life? Just listening to this nonsense day in day out? Will he ever stop? Will anyone else ever love me this much? Is this healthy?
I bet he's glad I stopped him getting my name tattooed on himself now.
Love is infact like God, Santa, Peace, a good Uwe Boll movie etc. NO OF THEM EXIST!.
I was with a guy for like 2 years who I couldnt stand kissing. His mouth was always too wet. And he sweat terribly when we sexed. Everything about him was wet and sloppy. it was gross.
But hed get offended if you told him. And then he'd cry that I didnt love him
it was true... even if i hadnt told him yet.
Which ex? The most recent one was just bad at sex.
She needed way to much sex and her taste in music was less than desired for.
My last girlfriend bought me lots of clothes and we had great sex and her family was pretty cool and her uncle used to have a bar we'd go to and he'd give us free drinks and I stayed over at her house all the time and her parents took me on holiday with them, but she listened to The Foo Fighters!!! I just couldn't really be with someone like that, you know? She was soooo fucking dumb!!!!!
who am I to pass up the opportunity to put my ex on blast...? so here I go, gosh...this could go on forever, but i digress. Bob and his bitch tits had nothing on my ex! sure this could lead to it being my own fault due to poor choices, but i prefer to misplace blame!
now wait just a cotton pickin' minute here. don't go start bad mouthing man-boobs!
Don't blame it on the man boobs! Don't blame it on the moonlight! Don't blame it on the good times; blame it on the boogie.
blame it on The Jews!
Is it the girl in your pictures?