Rythymn (sp?) IS a Dancer

I have just been promoted to Sperm Rocket.

Wesley Snack, you have now placed that horrible song ("Rhythm... you can feel it... people feel it... rhythm... rhythm is a dancer") by C and C Music Factory in my head.

For real. this would be a great time to say, "Thank you for NOT sharing."

Ms. Christina's really pretty though.

She's a major whore. You are not allowed to thank Jesus in the liner notes of an album on the cover of which you appear naked and have a song like "Dirrrrrrrrty". That's just wrong.

If I remember right, Jesus associated with both whores and lepers, didn't he? I don't see that being a big stretch. And besides, what she's doing for her job (pop singer) isn't who she is in the rest of her life (Christina).

And isn't it all about judge not, lest ye be judged yourself? I think it's cool that she thanked Jesus. And jane, sweet sister of mine, I'll be kind in trying to gently suggest that you might be wrong. She may LOOK like a whore (to you), but does that make her one?

I mean, I wear glasses just like Poindexter in Revenge of the Nerds. Does that mean I know how to use computers? Not really.
I'm just saying, appearances can be deceiving. And love! Yes. Always the love.

(PS - Christina Aguilieria is really Chuck Palahniuk. Britney Spears is Denis Johnson).

Dang it Will! You totally brought the smackdown on me. Love you so much though.

But after Jesus associated with the whores and lepers, they turned away from their lives of sin and were healed, respectively. They didn't continue in the way that they had been going previously. And somehow, if it is all a fake persona, that makes it worse: for her to be up there, singing the crap she does, wearing what she does, getting her unmentionable body parts pierced and talking about it on the radio, clashes hardcore with who she really is, then at best she's still a sellout. At worst she's thanking Jesus for her ability to make a generation of young girls dress skankily and sing songs about promiscuity. I bring my s-on-fire of Destiny upon her and her kin!

Sorry aboust. I have major rage concerning ms. christina. Didn't mean to hijack. I love all.

:::giggle::: mighty jane s. comes down with stone tablets of truth which we shall adhere to!

I look at her this way: Christina's an actor with a really nice voice. Rather than acting, she's singing. But it's really the same thing. And you know what? I had so much more I was all into sharing with the group, but I haven't had any caffeine, and literally my heaed is getting so heavy, it's titling on my neck. And I really must go to bed. I hate no caffeine. I know it's good for me and for that, the love. Buit it's yucky to go through withdrawl.

Now I feel like a sellout. But let's look on the brightside! Maybe someday Christina will have some wake-up call and preach something else...something a little more wholesome. But still fun!

Darling Will, are you really _that_ addicted to caffiene? Aww, honey.... I will send you waves of healing energy through the internet!

...hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Man is Wes going to be pissed when he comes back and finds that we turned his booty-shaking thread into another religion thread. Quick! Somone post a pic, as I cannot.

Thank you jane! And yes, I am quite an addict of the caffeine. Like, 8 cups of coffee a day min. It's a horrible horrible thing.

I love the heaving waves of energy though! I feel my caffeine depleted chakras opening.

Oh wait... that's my pants. I hate this pair of pants. I'm not FAT at all or anything (although I've gained like 10 points lately), but I have this pair of pants, and no matter what I do, the zipper ALWAYAS ALWAYS keeps coming down! Like to the point people can see I have Dr. Suess boxers on you know? And it happens all the time! I am going to ake my pants off now. I love everyone! and sorry to Wes for turning this into a religious thread! Jesus loves Christina but doesn't love what she's doing (maybe)!

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by willtupper [/i]
[B]If I remember right, Jesus associated with both whores and lepers, didn't he? I don't see that being a big stretch. And besides, what she's doing for her job (pop singer) isn't who she is in the rest of her life (Christina).

And isn't it all about judge not, lest ye be judged yourself? I think it's cool that she thanked Jesus. And jane, sweet sister of mine, I'll be kind in trying to gently suggest that you might be wrong. She may LOOK like a whore (to you), but does that make her one?

I mean, I wear glasses just like Poindexter in Revenge of the Nerds. Does that mean I know how to use computers? Not really.
I'm just saying, appearances can be deceiving. And love! Yes. Always the love.

(PS - Christina Aguilieria is really Chuck Palahniuk. Britney Spears is Denis Johnson). [/B][/QUOTE]

Dude, if some guy is wearing a cop uniform, and a wounded citizen crawls up to him and shouts, "Officer, officer! That man just robbed the store and shot me in the crotch! Why aren't you doing anything?"
Can that man say, "Oh, just cause I [i]dress[/i] like a cop that means I gotta protect and serve? Exc[i]use[/i] me, child, you got the wrong idea."
Therefore, if you aren't a whore, don't dress like one.

But god[i]damn[/i] that ass is fine.

So wait. Since I'm not a whore, that means I should go out and buy a whole new wardrobe?

That'll be expensive!

Maybe you can pay it off by...(gasp!)...prostitution!

I have to agree with AC, here, Will. As a girl, I can tell you that the girls who dress like whores typically are whores. Not that that has anything to do with anything, but it's true, dammit!!

I had something else to contribute but I forgot it. Someone else say something while I think.

Well I'll... oh I can't even think anymore! I love everyone. If I ever meet Miss Christina, I will take her out for a nice dinner at a good Chinese restaurant and listen to what she THINKS, not just what she looks like.

That's all for tonight. I love you all!

Sorry, if I met her, she'd probably get raped.

Why so? Seems like an odd thing to plan out in advance.

PS: Snaps to your Ambrose sig. He's so cool.

wiil, dude, more than 3 cups a day and we're talking significant psychological issues. get out there and pitch woo.

i am as serious as cancer . . .

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B]She's a major whore. You are not allowed to thank Jesus in the liner notes of an album on the cover of which you appear naked and have a song like "Dirrrrrrrrty". That's just wrong. [/B][/QUOTE]

perhaps not.
i think even i would thank Jesus if i had a record deal like hers.
and a pert behind like hers.
kudos to you David La Chapelle for shooting one of the finest behinds in that video. *applause*

..is anyone going to post any more dancing people gifs? please?

*Rhythm is a dancer, it's a soul [something], you can feel it in the aaiiir*

romancer

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by jane s. [/i]
[B] As a girl, I can tell you that the girls who dress like whores typically are whores. [/B][/QUOTE]

yikes. i have a feeling janey jane might think i'm a whore. i'm a fashion whore, no doubt, but as the old saying goes, "clothes don't make the woman."

some people might understand your prejudice to be jealousy, so e-bay areful-cay.

i wish i could post a picture of chris kattan as ricky martin, shakin' his booty...that would be an excellent addition to this collection.

Sound-spasming is geigh

christina is the biggest fucking whore ever. i don't usually call other women whores, but for her, i'll make an exception.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by moe.ron [/i]
[B]yikes. i have a feeling janey jane might think i'm a whore. i'm a fashion whore, no doubt, but as the old saying goes, "clothes don't make the woman."

some people might understand your prejudice to be jealousy, so e-bay areful-cay.

[/B][/QUOTE]

I would never think that about you, moe, because I know that you're a person of substance. I wish I had thought about my first post on this thread more, because I come off sounding like a huge moralistic freak. I'm a huge hypocrite, most likely, because I bet that five minutes after I met Christina I would love her (because I always love everybody, no matter what).

And prolly a part of me is jealous. I do not have to body to dress like a slut. Not saying I would or anything, but it would be nice to have that option...