Rosie's No Nonsense Advice Thread.

Rosie, I think I want to get a motorcycle. Not a big loud beastly Harley beast or whatever, but something smaller and quiter, more versatile, but not like a moped or scooter either. I have a friend who rides a scooter and it is silly. he does not get chicks, though he pretends he does. Where's he put 'em? On the handlebars? "Hop on! Hold tight!" (Brrrrrruuuuuuukkkkkkk!!!)
My reasons are not sex-fueled at all, however, and more so coming to acceptance with the fact that I will never drive cars. Cars are death machines. Sure, I won't turn into Bubble Boy on a bike...I know I can fall off, bugs will hit me, my parents will disapprove...But I will never get my face cut out by a shattered windshield on a bike. I will never get trapped by a seat-belt garrote inside of an upside down burning bike. I will never be suffocated by a deployed airbag in a ditch. And cars get shit clipped off them because they are too fat and stupid. With a bike, I can squeeze right through, the way I squeeze through life, so it's fitting. In a minute, I'm gonna go youtube a bunch of bike accident videos and way the pros and cons of fly-sliding sixty feet of scorching gravel with a bunch of padding on, versus ramming head-long into a windshield without a helmet. Better yet, I am going to put on some pads and go slide sixty feet across scorching gravel, and then head-long into a glass window without a helmet...because hey, I gotta learn to live dangerously if I'm gonna take on a motorcycle. What do you think, Rosie? Is it time to put my cunt to the wind? Mbbbrrrrrmmmmm MMmmmbbrrrrrmmmmm MMBBRRRRUUMMM!!!!! I'm scared.

Dear Ritt,

Get a low CC bike. They're not as poofy as a scooter, but you can't fuck yourself up like on a big bike. Me and bloke used to have a 50 CC bike (it may have even been a dirt bike), and this did bloke well getting to and from work, and I could even go on the back too. But it wasn't super grunty. We called it the Mosquito. Bloke wanted to get a bunch of friends to have 50 CC bikes and call themselves the Mosquito Bandits. Check out Yamaha 50 CC bikes.

Make sure you always wear a helmet, shoes and pants.

Cheers,

Rosie.

Come, let me hug you. I shall make your heart happy.

I'm super confused, if your serious I have walked away from my share of brutal car crashes with nothing but cuts and bruises, and I have a few biker friends, and if one of them goes down its for real, got nothing against bikes, I love them, but I've seen both kinds of accidents, and motorcycle accidents freak me out way more

Don't worry. Ritt's probably not even human.

I'm been listening to music as loud as I can because something kept buzzing and it was driving me insane. I never leave this room but someone texted me. That wasn't the buzzing, the buzzing went on for hours. Should I throw out my phone or have a shower? I think I want to throw my phone out.

I know of a few people who have been scared of drivng a car and started off with a scooter or low cc bike.
A big powerful bike can seriously fuck you up and/or kill you.
Bloke tried to put a bigger engine in the Mosquito, like a much much bigger engine (mechanics!). He put the engine in and started it up, away it went at it's new super duper grunty speed...but he hadn't fixed the brakes yet, and as he was just trying to see if the thing would even start he hadn't put a helmet on, and he was heading straight for a concrate wall. So he launched himself off the bike and onto the road to smack his head on the corner of the curb. I got a call to go to A & E, and he got two weeks worth of concussion, and was a grump for monthes after...oh and a mean as battle scar in between his eyebrows.

Last year I was terrified of driving a car. I paid for about 3o lessons at about $50 and now I can drive, I'm not even that scared of it anymore. (I still avoid the motorway though).

If you don't want to drive a car a bike can be a good way to go, but they suck in bad weather, and you can't carry a lot of shit with you.

Have a shower and clean your ears out. Spray the room with fly spray. Go for a walk. If the buzzing continues turn your phone off or throw it out.

I think the only reason you guys think "making love" sounds corny is you just haven't heard it said/requested/offered quite the right way yet.

Haha. Someone shouldn't ask to make love. They should just do it.

Have you never been spoken to with sweet nothings?

Or spoken them?

fucking is very pleasant too, of course.

I need to go to a different thread now.

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This reply was for this:

Have you never been spoken to with sweet nothings?

Very rarely. It makes me giggle.

yeaaahhh........

Nothing wrong with laughing when you are having fun!

damn that yeahhh was meant for pepper not sarah

There are so many ways I could take that yeahhhh, I am going to decided you meant that I was wooing you with my ideas, the yeahhh was you succumbing to my wiles with unhindered passion.

yeah.

hahahahaha

mmm.

yeah.

Hehe. Pepper, I think you are making Jaz blush!

I agree, no asking.

Same with guys that ask if they can kiss you. Turn off.

I totally missed out on something here! Anyway, I like talking, so here goes.

What's wrong with fuck buddies? You won't always have that special someone in your life. What's wrong with gettin' some action during those in-betweeny times? NOTHING. Yeah, I've never heard anyone complain about having too much intimacy in their lives, but I have heard people complain about not having had enough sex in their lives.

I read an article recently, that was rather primitive in its ideas about women and marriage, but one good point it made was about the tendency for women to develop feelings for the wrong men being caused by having too much casual sex with them. It pointed to the release of oxytocin in the female brain after orgasm, causing a feeling of emotional intimacy where there should have only been physical, making the woman start to bond with the guy whether she meant to or would have otherwise. It was interesting to think about and made sense.

I think people should do whatever makes them happy and it isn't any one eles business. But maybe if a guy doesn't want his fuck buddy falling in love with him by accident he should be a selfish lover or something.

Totally.

Anyway, if you read this page, all you missed was Jazmyn falling in love with me.

Like I basically said earlier, and Pepper showed from that article, having a fuck buddy is fine but often women do want more than just sex. Some don't. Some do.
Most may start off as fuck buddies just enjoying the sex, but feellings can develop, and it's perfectly natural that they should.
I've fallen for a fuck buddy and was really disappointed when they didn't want more than just hanging out for a bit and then sex. At the time I realised that, I was hurt. Looking back, I'm glad I had that time with them, I was lonely, but it was only a temporary fix and not a very good one. I mean, the sex was great, and we had some nice non-sexy times together too, but it was all kind of pointless.

But, carry on. Go have sex with someone who probably wants more. That's fine.

I get it. I've experienced it. There are still ways around it.

Ritt... as far as the whole motorcycle thing goes, just be very careful. I myself ride a motorcycle, its an 805cc cruiser and I'll tell you right now. Safety doesn't come in the form of the type or size of bike, it come's with and only with you. When riding my #1 job is watching out for assholes driving cages(cars) rushing in a hurry and not looking where they are going. You can drive as safe as you can with all the intentions and gear you can but you can never control where and how these asses drive. You could be the best motorcycle rider in the world and be killed by a soccer mom not checking her blind spot before changing lanes on the freeway. I'm actually looking to get rid of mine since I don't like to ride in the rain or in the winter in general. Which makes it more of a toy even though its my daily driver in the warm months. Why you ask? Well #1 slick streets + 2 wheels = hell. Its dangerous and not enjoyable at all, just like riding in high winds is stressful. Also it its really cold out and you don't have the proper gear (like me) then your hands and legs will freeze from the wind chill. I'm not saying not to get one, by all means get one if you need, if you do be sure to take the riding course, get the proper gear, and always ride in the right frame of mind. It will take a while to get your confidence, but try not to get too over confident after a while. Sometimes I have an almost scary incident that keeps me in check.

That's my 2 cents.......take it

And Rosie... I didn't mean to jack your thread..carry on.

I guess there is. What are these ways around it?
It should just be in good fun.
It's different for everyone, but you can't stop someone for developing an emotional attatchnment to you.
I guess people just need to be aware of it when they go into a causual fuck buddy situation.

Oi you! This is my bloody advice thread!

No worries. Ritt was probably pulling my leg anyway.

Bikes are like fuck buddies, they can be thrilling, fun and seem like a safe way to get around. But you're really more vulnerable in many ways.

My last two romantic parties have been Caitie and then Katie. I just met a really, really beautiful girl (way too attractive to date me) who seems to be into me.

Problem being, her name is Kate.

Is this a thing to worry about?

I only chance it with a... specific... type of person. It's hard to explain, really, but you can just tell who's detached enough to avoid that problem. I guess "sociopathic" would be an extreme way of defining this type of person. It's just to a much lesser degree. We never talked or called each other unless it was specifically for sex.

Fo sho

I guess if all you want is an orgasm, then why bother dealing with another human being at all? They're messy and complicated. Stay home by yourself and knock one out that's far better than any other person can do for you. And if it's "sex without attachment/emotion" you're wanting, then just get out there and pick up a one-nighter/stranger because it's the pursuit/anticipation/chase that's, like, 90% of the thrill anyway. Why go back to the same well? Seems to me the whole fuck-buddy concept just removes all the excitement from the equation making it about as sexy as ordering a pizza. It all goes back to what I said before that O'Donnell still has for his sig. If I'm bothering to fuck you, whether we love each other or not, it's because I want, if only for a moment, to become completely one with you. That's not mushy or new-agey spiritual gobbledy-gook; that's a fucking need on a higher level that is getting fulfilled in a way that a game of "Let's Trade Orgasms" just isn't going to accomplish.

I think a lot of the time we lie to ourselves, say we don't really want anything deep or real, but we're settling, and I refuse to settle. Life's too short to chew gristle when we live in a world of steak.

^This. My life is empty.

When we settle, it is our own fault.

Again, true.

Oh Irina, don't worry. It will happen.

I have to say that all this makes me really happy I'm with the Bloke. I bloody well love that fella.

But I do want all those things, I'm just too scared to try and totally incapable of being in a relationship - I don't know what to do, how to act, who to be etc. Well, be myself, but who would want that? My self is confused, not confident and shy, above, or beyond all the romantic core. I feel like such a child sometimes.

You're also 20 years old. No one gets it right at 20. Don't sweat it and don't try. Because you can't force it.

If this is not sarcastic, Thank You.

It is not sarcastic.

Masturbation just doesn't always cut it.

Sometimes the one night stand stranger isn't always available.

I get what you're saying about the settling, finding the "one" is near to impossible in the culture I'm surrounded by in L.A. If I waited for the right person I'd still be a virgin right now and probably in an insane asylum.

I think sex is a natural thing that needs to be shared...sure not with just anyone but like Lib said there are ways around the mess that comes with getting too involved with a fuck buddy. One is distance: How often do you spend time with this person? It's better if it's with someone you rarely hang out with.

Also I think experiencing sex with other people is great practice

This here is patently not true.

Fucking this.

Also,

Try harder.