Rosie's No Nonsense Advice Thread.
As requested.
Please excuse any kiwi slang.
And don't bloody dilly dally, I've got a summer to enjoy!
Yes you should. And I should send you one. PM me your address.
I usually wait until the few days before Christmas to start buying people gifts and always end up liking what I get people. Is there any reason I should start sooner?
Please tell me how to handle my family.
And please do not give me any of that lovey dovey nonsense.
I need objective facts based preferably on the random subjective information I have provided in the past. It is Imperative that you be quick!!! I have pure insanity pounding down my door.
It will be less stressful if you get it done sooner, you might also find that you have more options of what to get as stuff hasn't sold out. But if you find this works for you then stick with it. Do you guys have online daily deal websites? I've found these good for getting bits and pieces, plus I don't have to go to any shops!
And please do not give me any of that lovey dovey nonsense.
I need objective facts based preferably on the random subjective information I have provided in the past. It is Imperative that you be quick!!! I have pure insanity pounding down my door.
Chill the fuck out.
Tell people who need to fuck off to fuck off.
Don't give a fuck when people try and get a rise out of you.
Fuck.
I want some advice but I'm afraid to ask something too personal. Should I ask it anyway?
Get the bloody hell on with it woman!
And please do not give me any of that lovey dovey nonsense.
I need objective facts based preferably on the random subjective information I have provided in the past. It is Imperative that you be quick!!! I have pure insanity pounding down my door.
Chill the fuck out.
Tell people who need to fuck off to fuck off.
Don't give a fuck when people try and get a rise out of you.
Fuck.
Chill The Fuck Out
has pretty much been my mantra for the last 10+ years.
The rest of all of that I dearly need to learn to be lovely acceptable things I am allowed to feel and express.
Oh Wise Rosie. Thank You.
When did you become Courage Rosie and how can I achieve the same level of badassery?
HORMONES BABY!
Get yourself up the duff to experience the hormonal rage.
BRB
Hehe, "up the duff" sounds wrong.
HOW DO I MAKE BOYS LIKE ME
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
I forgot what the whole topic of this thread was..lol
Carry on Rosie.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
I might just be a little in love with hormonal Rosie.
You know in all the years I've been here I've never been sigged?
Is it wrong if you're sexting and thinking about someone else? What is this, virtual cheating?
As long as your not driving while doing it.
“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”
― Friedrich Nietzsche
Is this the best thread ever?
WE NEED ANSWERS, SARAH
“if you want to be a bird,” you said once, “with colorful plumage and buoyant trills, you must also be ready for hollow bones."
Are you gonna send me your address soon? I've been waiting and have the perfect Christmas card waiting to be sent out to you.
Fuck em.
Boys are stupid and girls are silly.
Get to know a nice bloke first, and after a while shag him.
Be easy going, but not too easy.
That's what I reckon.
Of course you are. I'm glowing and so hot right now.
No. You gotta do what you gotta do to get yourself going.
Mmmmm Eric Northman.
Mmmmm Eric Northman.
hahaha Rosie's a saucy minx
Of course it is. It's better than mince and cheese pies, and you don't get much better than that.
I'M GETTING TO IT WOMAN!
Yes. And I'm sending you one too.
We need moar this.
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Should I join the military just to get a free education?
If you can't afford an education otherwise, then I say yes.
You can always run away to Mexico if it doesn't work out.
You can always run away to Mexico if it doesn't work out.
HAHAHA! I'm trying to stay away from having to run away towards Mexico but I'll keep it in mind. Thanks Sarah.
I can imagine you in the army, Jaz. I think you'd be FIERCE!
But anyway...
Dear Rosie
Someone wants to mentor me at work but they're only about 26 (I am 24) and I can't really be bothered. They also want to move to the same dept that I want to go to in a year's time. What shall I do? Should I just suck it up or flake?
Your wisdom much appreciated,
Kind regards
H
Dear Hattie,
Suck it up. I don't really know what someone mentoring you entails, but you may find that having that extra support will help you. Also, they can put in a good word for you in their department. If you say no you'll this will probably work against you when you try to move.
Cheers,
Rosie.
Dear SarahPosie;
I am sorely tempted to chuck it all and begin again totally fresh.
At my age/position in life, is this as bad an idea as instinct tells me?
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I am sorely tempted to chuck it all and begin again totally fresh.
At my age/position in life, is this as bad an idea as instinct tells me?
Dear Tuffy,
Does it really need to be that extreme? Are there not just a few things you can change about your life that will me a big difference?
If not. Go for it.
All I got left right now is the superficial meaningless stuff. Seems like this would be the perfect time for any drastic, life-changing decisions such as a big move or self-mummification.
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self-mummification is what i do every night.
Do it. But if you leave The Cult, I'll be bloody cross.
Don't get Sarah bloody cross! Just don't.
That would be an ill thing indeed, yes.
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I feel like I have no direction. What should I do with my life Sarah!?
How do I get laid? With a woman.
Do what everyone that has no direction does and go on an OE. Do a Contiki baby! Do hot foreign women. Do stuff. Travel, learn and teach.
If when you return, you still havn't worked it out then you should become a lumberjack.
Without paying? Try internet dating sites. They're full of women whoe will have sex with you. But be warned, pretty much all of them will expect something more.
EDIT:
Don't forget to take wine and condoms with you.
Is the wine the something more?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
No, it's the social lubricant.
The something more is a date or relationship or some shit like that.
What if it's really, really good wine? Would I be able to just skip out on the rest?
Si vis pacem, para bellum
For sure.
Plus, if you don't take condoms she might get the something more she wants, and by that I mean a baby. So be careful you fellas.
Or she might give you something more, and your dick will piss fire and fall off.
Should I send you a summery Christmas card or not?