RIP Tuffy the Dumptruck

Huh?

Explain a bit nate?

at least he had a countdown.

Did he run away again, or did he die?

didn't he say when he came back that it was just for a few months?

Not cool.

Okay, don't fuck around with me, Parker.

-sigh- he's dumping in heaven now.

What gives, you guys?

dropping off like flys... I am frightened

i do not understand

tuffy is always with us, guys. and he always has been.

it's important that we all remember him in our heart.

im calling him now. this isn't funny.

OMG. I figured it out. Parker is killing us off, one by one.

he did say he liked clue.

so did he do it in the billiard room with a wrench?

so where is he?

I need answers!

I don't like Death. Jokes about Death are even less funny.

This really sucks. I didn't get the privilege to know him like the older regulars but I know he was an awesome guy-fuck, I can't even type this.

What is a "guy-fuck"? Is it exactly what it sounds like?

Yes,Ritt could you explain please?

Oh, cute. Jokes. How can you even...

Seriously, you guys should be banned for that.

I'm so super confused right now. And I hope like holy fuck that this is all some sort of sick prank or twisted joke.

I doubt he's dead. Doesn't seem like he'd tell Parker if he was.

yeah. Also, I saw Nate's post in the PA thread, and I think maybe he's just saying it because he can.

Still, this shit freaks me out.

Death is nothing to be afraid of or upset over.
But if Tuffy is dead, this wasn't a good way to learn the news. Unless this is just Nate bidding farwell to Tuffy's moniker that included the Dumptruck. In which case, he's late.

No...Jane, Phil and that guy with the purple headed avatar thing are next.

I want to put this whole thread in the WTF thread.

I'm finding it more and more difficult to discern which posts are sarcasm, which are real concern and whether or not anyone has actually passed, and if they have if they were a real member or a figment of amusement.

I don't know if this is an excellent joke or a very sad display of shock and grief.

It's the most thought provoking, meta, and dangerous thread of all time!

DEATH...is the road to AWE!

Really,being new here at the time,the only thing I remember about Tuffy is he talked about his age alot. So,I suppose he lived a full life,so that's good,right?

If I had a beer I would have it in Tuffy's honor.

Yeah me too, so I assume it isn't real.

I hope when I die there's an out-pouring of vitriol and heavily faked-grief on here.

We put a kink in death's design. But the pattern is cyclical....it's coming for us all!

Me too.

I sodomized Tuffy with a knife.

I'm sensing a very strong presence in this thread.

tuffy is the man. wtf?

he can rest in peace knowing that his end brought about more upset than when Tom Waits died.

My name is eddy and i do not like this.

Tuffy is a real nigga. He can handle being dead.

That made me think. Some of you have seriously close friendships here with people that live long distances. Have you left your screennames and passwords with loved ones and relatives so these friends can be informed in case one day you're shot or hit by a bus?

Shit,you could wake up dead tommorow and there's your best friend "Jacksfunnyscreename" sitting in chat alone waiting. It's sad

eh, i have my passwords all written down. i kind of freaked out about it once.

I would want someone on the internet to know that I died. But I don't have irl friends, so I'm sure someone would think, Oh maybe the internet should be informed.

True story! Last year I worked with this kid who hung himself. When the police and his parents and stuff searched his room his AIM away message was "God,please forgive me for what I'm about to do." So,I'm always trying to look for warning signs with my online buddies.

Alecia had some website that alerts people for you if you die. I forget what the url was though.