RENTS!!! I NEED YOUR HELP!

i'll stir YOUR pot, mister.

now we're cooking with gas.

kay, emeril.

you know, i don't really enjoy emeril all that much. my girlfriend is from boston. she loves him. i can't stand that bam this bam that, essence stuff at all. and, the accent. omg, chahrkill grill. unbelievable.

well, also, emeril makes fatty food for the fatty man. his stichk is to make it easy so even the complete fool can whip up something good. i get the impression your tastes are more refined, so it makes sense that this troglodyte doesn't appeal to you.

troglodyte. good word. did you ever see delicatessen. les troglos. fun, fun fun in a post-apocalyptic world.

yeah, i think my tastes are much more refined than emeril, still some of his recipes are ok. two fat ladies were all right, even after one of them keeled over and died from clotted cream in the arteries. my favorites are iron chef, pierre franey, julia childs and cooking with floyd.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by framstedt [/i]
[B]elizabeth berkely is a talentless waif, i agree. on a completely different scale than rz. i guess i've taken my hostility out on rene. yes, singing and dancing take talent, but not much! [/B][/QUOTE]

watch it bitch!

willtupper is good friends with her IRL.

i am so scared of will tupper's kalamazoo vengeance i am trembling in my church's loafers.

oh, you better.

Rents, your aunt wrote Best Christmas Pageant Ever?!! OMG! That was one of my favorite books when I was a kid!! You're my best friend right now!!

Thanks, Jane. I think you're terrific too and I don't even need any of your relatives to be famous to say that.
It was my great aunt actually. Yeah, it's pretty cool. She pretty much got me started on my writing career.

Oh, okay. You're obviously much less shallow than me; that's cool.

You know what freaks me out about this thread? Every time I read the title, it reminds me of your Sean Connery pillow talk. And it freaks me out. And makes me laugh like no other. Just this thread though, something about all the exclamation points I guess.

I was just jokin' about the shallow thing, you know it.
Glad to hear my Sean sex talk made an impact on somebody. I wouldn't want that going to waste.

Hon, I knew the shallow thing was a joke. Besides, I was the one who called _myself_ shallow, no no worries.

Yeah, but the Sean thing: yeah. Funny, but not too cool. It's one of those things that once you think about it one time, you really can't get it out of your head. And I keep hearing it. Really vividly. But I hope it made your day a teeny bit to know that someone still remembered it.

Well, I think you mean a teeny bit better, and if that's the case, then yes, it did.

Yeah. That's what I meant, thank you *bows*]

And now, ladies and gentlemen, pity me, for I have to go to the graduation party of teh faget (josh), looking like exactly what I am: a person who had scary baby dreams, so slept all afternoon, just woke up, and didn't care enough to change clothing. Sexy.

awww! *feels the love*