Real News: I'm back.

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Sat, 12/31/2011 - 15:04

Barca Boy

Mes Que Un Cultista

From: Barcelona I wish

Joined: 07/22/2006

Hi Guys. Ive missed you.

Heres a quick update on what Ive been doing on my break or else what happened in the last year:

1. Still behaving myself.

2. I spent almost two weeks this Summer hanging out with Frank and his family.

3. Couple of trips to Barcelona as usuall.

4. Got 4 tattoos.
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (In Japanese)
Hola Campio (Catalan for HI Champ, my favourite short story
by Hubert Selby Jr.
This Too Shall Pass (In Japanese)

5. Took in a stray cat called Sushi but he ranaway when I went
on holiday. Took in a super cute kitten called Sushi No 2
who is living with me for the last 2 months.

More later but first I need book recomendations!

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 15:07

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

I know you.

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Sat, 12/31/2011 - 15:40

pepper

Joined: 02/25/2009

Hi You.

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 16:01

Barca Boy

Mes Que Un Cultista

From: Barcelona I wish

Joined: 07/22/2006

Smartazboy wrote:

I know you.

Hey Dude. I miss my friends in Chicago!

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 16:01

Barca Boy

Mes Que Un Cultista

From: Barcelona I wish

Joined: 07/22/2006

pepper wrote:

Hi You.

Hi Peeper!

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 16:02

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

Happy New Year, Derek, and welcome back. The very best books that I have read in the past few months are Tobacco Stained Mountain Goat by Andrez Bergen and Stay God by Nik Korpon, though I expect you have already read them.

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Sat, 12/31/2011 - 16:03

PGoutis01

MOD

From: Michigan

Joined: 06/03/2004

Who is this guy?

Book recommendations...? Have you read Fight Club yet?

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188416 wrote:

Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 16:07

Barca Boy

Mes Que Un Cultista

From: Barcelona I wish

Joined: 07/22/2006

Tuffy wrote:

Thanks Tuffy. Same to you.

Ive read Stay God and loved it and have a copy of Tobacco Stained Mountain Goat but havent got round to it yet. I will move it to my Must Read Shelf.

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 16:09

Smartazboy

Somebody that you used to know

From: Chicano, Illinoise

Joined: 10/03/2004

I like how you said shelf. Most people have a section or possibly a pile. You have a shelf.

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Sat, 12/31/2011 - 16:29

pepper

Joined: 02/25/2009

Most people have none of those. Most people I know anyhow. Most of them have only... I'm bored, I guess I might read a book this year...

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 16:51

#10

damien_mayfair

Dear Leader and Benevolent Light Bringer

Joined: 08/20/2006

welcome back!

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 16:53

#11

ScubaSteve1729

Brought to you by The Space Pope

From: the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the galaxy

Joined: 09/05/2009

This is great news!

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Sat, 12/31/2011 - 17:00

#12

Imke

Cyborg Bette

From: Europe

Joined: 06/22/2008

Welcome back, Derek!! Smile The Cult has missed you.

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PGoutis01 wrote:

Call my cat stupid again mother fucker. One more fucking time, I dare you.

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 17:21

#13

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

Hi Derek. Glad you're back. Smile Big

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Sat, 12/31/2011 - 17:30

#14

rosiemoonjumper

Queen of Fucking Everything

From: New Zealand.

Joined: 04/25/2007

YAY!

Hi Derek!

I'm really glad you're back and that you've had a fun time in your break away from us.

I missed you a million times.

MWAH!

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pepper wrote:

I can only conclude that love must be a mental illness.

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 17:35

#15

Melody

Fuck Pants

From: louisiana

Joined: 02/16/2007

Hi there.

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Sat, 12/31/2011 - 18:23

#16

Nightrious

Joined: 11/10/2003

Welcome back, nigga. I'll check out that short.

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 18:38

#17

Barca Boy

Mes Que Un Cultista

From: Barcelona I wish

Joined: 07/22/2006

Nightrious wrote:

Welcome back, nigga. I'll check out that short.

DAN! I have a signed and personalised John Connolly for you so can you PM me your address?

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 18:44

#18

Barca Boy

Mes Que Un Cultista

From: Barcelona I wish

Joined: 07/22/2006

Speaking of niggas I met a Balck man the other day. He said Hey you look fmailiar. I told him I live in Tuam and if I spotted a baclk man I would probably remember it. We stayed talking and he said Did you ever live in Holland? When I told him yes it turned out that he drank in the bar I worked in.
He also told me Irish people were very very racist. I denied it then blamed him for all the traffic problems. You see dude Everybody slows down to stare at you fuckers.
He giggled.
Hes my new friend.

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 19:21

#19

Freemena

Wallowing in my own confused and insecure delusions

From: Portland, OR

Joined: 02/27/2010

Welcome back Derek! Glad to know you are doing well.

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Sat, 12/31/2011 - 19:23

#20

Ritt

Fireous passion

From: The land of salt and pepper and honey and cinnamon and ginger. Peace and love for all.

Joined: 07/07/2007

SWEET CHIN MUSIC!

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Sat, 12/31/2011 - 19:48

#21

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

I got these pictures from my neighbor who was a paparazzi. I was supposed to print them and send them to you but since I haven't here you are

Glad to see you back

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PGoutis01 wrote:

I will shit internationally!

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 19:53

#22

Barca Boy

Mes Que Un Cultista

From: Barcelona I wish

Joined: 07/22/2006

audreythirteen wrote:

I got these pictures from my neighbor who was a paparazzi. I was supposed to print them and send them to you but since I haven't here you are

Glad to see you back

YAY LINDSAY!!!!

Also YAY JAZ!

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 19:56

#23

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

YAY DEREK!

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PGoutis01 wrote:

I will shit internationally!

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 19:57

#24

PGoutis01

MOD

From: Michigan

Joined: 06/03/2004

Jaz, you should have posted those a looooong time ago...

And Derek, I'm gonna come up with some recommendations for you. It's good to see you back here. We've missed you.

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188416 wrote:

Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Sat, 12/31/2011 - 20:12

#25

Tuffy

Fuck Plants

From: Rampant

Joined: 03/29/2009

HI BRACABOY. MY NAME IS TUFY. WELCOME TO THE CULTS.

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Sun, 01/01/2012 - 02:27

#26

_eNdLeSs_MiKe_

Beloved By All. Loved By None.

From: Here On Out, Live Like No One Is Watching. Dance Like There's No Tomorrow.

Joined: 07/24/2006

Hey buddy.

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Tuffy wrote:

"A real ordeal with a side of novelty"... Fiend has described my whole fucking life.

Sun, 01/01/2012 - 03:09

#27

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

PGoutis01 wrote:

Jaz, you should have posted those a looooong time ago...

If naked Lindsey didn't bring Barca back, bent over Lilo sure as hell wasn't going to.

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PGoutis01 wrote:

I will shit internationally!

Sun, 01/01/2012 - 06:25

#28

188416

From: Cardiff

Joined: 11/15/2004

I'm glad you're back Derek! Have you read Disturbing the Peace by Richard Yates? I'm reading it now and I love it!

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Sun, 01/01/2012 - 06:31

#29

franc tireur

What's the rumpus ?

From: The Big City in the 1920s

Joined: 04/25/2003

^5 Derek ! The prodigal son is back !

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Sun, 01/01/2012 - 16:08

#30

labelleza

[instrumental break]

Joined: 09/23/2007

Why'd you leave me, Barcaderek?

Sun, 01/01/2012 - 16:09

#31

labelleza

[instrumental break]

Joined: 09/23/2007

Oh well, doesn't matter. I want pictures of all your tattoos and Sushi too.

Sun, 01/01/2012 - 16:39

#32

Hattie

From: London

Joined: 02/26/2009

Derrrrrrk!!

So glad you're back! xxxxxxxxo

Sun, 01/01/2012 - 19:39

#33

PGoutis01

MOD

From: Michigan

Joined: 06/03/2004

audreythirteen wrote:

PGoutis01 wrote:

Jaz, you should have posted those a looooong time ago...

If naked Lindsey didn't bring Barca back, bent over Lilo sure as hell wasn't going to.

I meant for MY benefit...

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188416 wrote:

Nachos, every day! Dying sounds great, I don't know why people get so upset about it.

Sun, 01/01/2012 - 20:16

#34

fsdghcamel

has no object permanence

From: arkansassy

Joined: 11/06/2008

hai der c:

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Mon, 01/02/2012 - 01:48

#35

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

PGoutis01 wrote:

audreythirteen wrote:

PGoutis01 wrote:

Jaz, you should have posted those a looooong time ago...

If naked Lindsey didn't bring Barca back, bent over Lilo sure as hell wasn't going to.

I meant for MY benefit...

hahaha

No.

Derek has dibs on Lilo pics forever.

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PGoutis01 wrote:

I will shit internationally!

Mon, 01/02/2012 - 12:24

#36

Fano

Joined: 07/14/2009

I feel as though, if people are going to post Lilo, they need to post it as LiLo. Because Lilo is reminding me of that little Hawaiian girl from the animated movie, and that's just awkward.

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big S wrote:

Bitch, craft my nuts on your chin, i'm the craftiest craftsman who ever crafted a craft.

Mon, 01/02/2012 - 13:58

#37

188416

From: Cardiff

Joined: 11/15/2004

I agree Fano. I always read it like Lilo and Stitch.

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Mon, 01/02/2012 - 18:54

#38

audreythirteen

From: City of Dreams

Joined: 05/12/2009

I hate using LiLo but I was extra lazy

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PGoutis01 wrote:

I will shit internationally!

Tue, 01/03/2012 - 13:24

#39

Caligula7

Howard's boy. You know, ol' Wallace's gran'son.

From: No, I can't tell you how to get back to 85.

Joined: 02/12/2007

Sushi #1 didn't know what he/she was running away from. Being Barca's cat is like the fast track to fame!

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Tue, 01/03/2012 - 15:54

#40

MiggityMcWilly

Master of his own Domain

From: Oakland, CA

Joined: 10/08/2009

My name is Mckay, and I approve of this message.

Also, I'll try and be around more too.

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Thu, 01/12/2012 - 03:27

#41

Andrez666

Tobacco-Stained Someone or Other

From: Tokyo, Japan

Joined: 05/17/2011

Tuffy wrote:

Wow - cheers, Tuffy!! Wink

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