Rap Industry Fan Fiction
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Gucci Mane adjusted his glasses. He was tired. He'd
spent the majority of the night reading some of
Beckett's lesser works, and the banality of the tome
was setting in.
From the other room, he heard OJ da Juiceman say,
"Hey, what if his name was Kanye VEST??" He could
hear the rest of Brick Squad howling with laughter.
Gucci Mane had to admit that it was a funny joke.
Funnier than stupid ass Samuel Beckett. He wanted to
hear more jokes like that. He set his book down and
went into the other room to see what all the fuss was
about.
"I heard your joke about Kanye Vest." Gucci said to
the Squad.
"Sorry," OJ da Juiceman said.
Gucci chuckled. "No. It was funny. Did you make that
joke up??"
"He told us he heard it on the Internet," Waka
Flocka Flame said, his dreadlocks shaking from fear.
"The Internet. Does it have more funny jokes??"
Gucci Mane said.
"I think there are a few more," said Wooh da Kid.
"I want an internet," said Gucci.
OJ da Juiceman pointed to a laptop sitting on the
table.
Gucci did not understand. OJ da Juiceman used
YouTube to pull up a video of a cat playing with an
iPad.
"Oh," Gucci said. "I think I get it." He then spent
three hours looking at videos of cats.
rapindustryfanfiction.com
I hate everything about this.
Man is the cruelest animal.
"I just want to see you strip." Chris Brown said to
Ne-Yo while setting up a Sony Handycam in front of
their hotel bed. This sex tape would be their coming
out announcement. They would finally share with the
world that they are a couple.
Ne-Yo looked nervously at himself in the mirror,
examining the new fedora and sequined bra he had
bought for the occasion as per Chris Brown's
request. He was hesitant to go through with it, but
Chris Brown was right. It was getting late. The last
thing Ne-Yo wanted was to make Chris Brown angry.
Ne-Yo sat down on the bed and looked up at Chris
Brown, who was getting impatient.
"Baby, you're so one in a million, "Ne-Yo said,
"but what if..."
"Shhh," Chris Brown said, putting a finger to Ne-
Yo's freshly glossed lips. Chris Brown got a crazed
look in his eye. "Ima break your back with this," he
said.
A single tear streamed down Ne-Yo's face as he
lowered the strap of his sequined bra over his
shoulder.
"That's what I'm afraid of," Ne-Yo whimpered
to himself as Chris Brown showered him with one
dollar bills.