QWOP!
I suck at this game and so do you.
http://foddy.net/Athletics.html
"It is true, that which I have revealed to you; there is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities."
After repeatedly trying to cross the start line I ended up having him do a back flip made complete by the crunching noise. Best : 3.6 m and it was a bitch to get.
Ask me why I hate?
Why I've prayed to see the nation I love disintegrate..
My best is 3.6m now, hooray! I love this game.
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
4.o meter bitches
I managed to get to 4m, but the entire way he was half doing the splits and kicking out one leg repeatedly, I was dying of laughter.
Ask me why I hate?
Why I've prayed to see the nation I love disintegrate..
5.4m, oooooh.
Now I have something to amuse me during the 3 hour lecture I have soon 
Ask me why I hate?
Why I've prayed to see the nation I love disintegrate..
I love how anytime you start to move forward even the tiniest bit, that inspirational music starts playing. This is so funny.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
I feel like recording this and adding a funny voice over. Also, I just had him hopping on one leg for half a meter at least, whatta champ.
Ask me why I hate?
Why I've prayed to see the nation I love disintegrate..
My guy is really into doing back flips that he can't quite complete.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
I got him up to about seven meters by shuffling along on his knees, hilarious! I just can't seem to get into a good rhythm.
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I made it 8 metres and I don't remember how.
My brand new 2011 halloween comp:
http://soundcloud.com/brosupremo/hallowmix-2-the-deadening/s-BKf8z
HOLY SHIT!
Igot him to 10m, half of the time he was hopping on one leg. Genius!
Ask me why I hate?
Why I've prayed to see the nation I love disintegrate..
8.2. All on my knee.
EDIT_ 9.2
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Really look at the runner when he falls down after your score is shown, truly frightening.
Ask me why I hate?
Why I've prayed to see the nation I love disintegrate..
There is a hurtle at 50 meters. I pushed it while scooting on my ass for almost 10m.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
Ahahaha.
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
JESUS CHRIST THIS IS FRUSTRATING
What?
Nice find, Justin. This is good value.
"A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism." -Carl Sagan
"Am I cruel? Probably. Is she an idiot? Yes." -jane s.
My best is 2.2
But that's only because I dragged his broken body that far.
What?
WHAT?!
Why are you capable of doing that?
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart
It's called athletics, I've always sucked at that game.
Okay, I actually played and AHAHA. I have to say I laughed tons, 'cause of the moves. =D
EDIT_
My best so far is 1.3m. I had to fight for that one.
I want to be your medicine
I want to feed the sparrow in your heart