Quit Being a Bitch...

I wonder if -any- of us perform well under pressure?

ok let me try my hand at it

the bible is one of the funniest pieces of literature in history.In the first six pages,the funniest six pages in history, it says god decided to make earth, it took him six days to create earth. And on the seventh day he rested. What? HES FUCKING GOD! God needs to take a rest?

"how the fuck do you shave your testicles?"
-Knoxville

wahh i'm a little pussy bitch! put me in your signature!

eew..i just noticed that the amputees having sex are moving...which is, to me, both terrifyingly creepy and reasonably arousing at the same time.

Nah, they're cute. They're like little worms or something.

yeah..but are worms really that cute?
besides..if they have no arms, do they have more then one leg? and if not, then, concerning the 3d aspects of the depiction, wouldn't their position be relatively impossible?

bane, you need to give credit to those that you quote.

and find better things to quote. that was pretty un-funny. as much as i love a good jab at ol' god, that one was quite lacking...

it's funnier when david cross says it...
that's not really even his exact quote...but who's counting?
know this, i am obsessed with mr. show and david cross and i will seek you out and knife you if you try to rip something off without giving them their nod...especially if it is mr. show or anything mr. show affiliated
i may seem rather touchy about this right now, but it is because this kid in my screenwriting class has lifted lines directly from twin peaks and mr. show and is passing them off as his own.
he also stole my bowling name, trenton newberry, and put it in his script.
i now hate him.

paper clip.

eye.

yey.

GRRRR!!!!! there are mr. show quote stealers all over this board! aurelius caufield or whatever his name is has a quote from mr. show in his sig but it is credited to "pan"....NOOOO!.
please note my new title.

"My cats got legs, baby, and I ain't gonna fly!"
-Bronskrat T. Polecat

ooh, the cat is pole position ( excuse the pun ). but the succinctness of disx' 'paper clip' is rather pleasant.

whatever fag, just put me in your signature.

tight asses make the coolest sounds.
like a fat man chewing on a cheese burger.
fantastic.

Kidneythief - shithouse.
TwoPennyKenny- we have a NEW contender

Which way for the ass hair trimming thread?

And Why can't i get some low fat mocha-cinno's around here? Jesus Christ!

should i keep coming up with stuff, wes? or am i not first, just reeeeeeeeaaally close to it?

Do I get points for posting off topic?

Domestic violence is really really really funny.
-Anal Cunt

omigod-- you speak of the Anal Cunt too.

who is the person you know by that name?
i thought this guy i knew invented it.

...and 2PK,-- keep at it. im just saying youre in the Top 3.

I was once quoted for saying, "Yeah, well, the world sucks. The end." in regards to something I forget what though... I dunno, not really sigworthy, but someone else thought it was info-worthy (see: AIM).

And you know what's just fucking grand? I probably misquoted that. I misquoted my fucking self. Yeah. A feat only I could perform.

Professional Fuck-Up, at your service.

ok. that's fair.
here's another:
if sneezing is a cleansing sort of thing, does it turn you into a douche bag if you sneeze... you know... down there??
ok, that was retarded...

Wesley, Master of Snacks, I wanna have your abortion

muahahha

ps: there are 2 dancing green dudes!

Ruby,,,,,, edit to:

'Wesley, Master of Snacks, I wanna have your Peruvian lovechild'
and we have a winner.

re: green dudes.
yeah, sometimes the GIRs are in sync. sometimes theyre not.

'Wesley, Master of Snacks, I wanna have your Peruvian lovechild'

lol. i love being peruvian

wes, i would like to see GIR after GIR in your signature...like doing a line dance. the electric slide (it's electric! boogie-woogie) or the macarena...but much, much cooler. and when they get out of sync...well, good times are bound to happen.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by moe.ron [/i]
[B]wes, i would like to see GIR after GIR in your signature...like doing a line dance. the electric slide (it's electric! boogie-woogie) or the macarena...but much, much cooler. and when they get out of sync...well, good times are bound to happen. [/B][/QUOTE]

done and done.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by RuByLiCiouS [/i]
[B]'Wesley, Master of Snacks, I wanna have your Peruvian lovechild'

lol. i love being peruvian [/B][/QUOTE]

also, done and done.
yeah, being peruvian is ace.

Best sig ever! Don't even need a thread to discuss that one..

You do know that kind of hypnotic movement will set off any narcoleptics out there, right? Though I guess thats a chance the narcos take everytime they log on to the internet.

ayyy up, I'm sig-worthy!

or, sigylicious. HA see what i did there eh eh eh eh?

Ah, Ruby, you're right. There will have to catagories like the Grammy's. Most profound and moving goes to....Rubylicious

you can also put this in your sig along with your girs

Heh, my best friend's fiance is Peruvian.

i need to practice the GIR line dance for the next time i go clubbin.' it'll be all the rage. like in the movie "can't buy me love" when ronald miller did the african ardvaark mating dance or whatever it was called at the school dance.

hell yeah, we need to start a GIR Dancing Academy.

Damn, I missed my chance.
Oh well, I had my time...

there shall be plenty of chances in time Mr Aurelius.
Ruby is the current siggylicious Cultist-- but there will be successors. and a Hall of Fame.

Hey Wes, Anal Cunt are a silly death metal band. they're titles of songs are hilarious.

"Human flesh is not for nibbling, Wesley."
(use it some day, lest I behead you)

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Rip_Purr [/i]
[B]Hey Wes, Anal Cunt are a silly death metal band. they're titles of songs are hilarious. [/B][/QUOTE]

cool.

you know Stella One Eleven right? well- the brother of one of the chicks in it- has a band called 'Whopping Big Naughty' -- have you seen their song (and im not joking) [b]'Twist my nipple.... and piss on my face'[/b] ?

the vid. is lo-budget awesomeness.

i like being a bitch. very liberating.

and just like that... it's over.

fret not 2PK, ill be holding another 'get in my sig, i want to take you home' competition - soonish.

Anal Cunt is past tense. They rocked.

yaaayyyyyyyy!!!! the hope remains

here, here, I got you a sig.

Wait...I lost it.