Products hell
[FONT=arial]Ok people, just wondered if you could come up with some random products that would [B]never[/B] sell well/work.
Heres one to start with. Extract of/Scent of Tyler. Its a synthetically created similarity of my cum and would be sold to families of the dead 'all the cool dead people wear it to their graves these days[/FONT]
a new nutrtion centric drink for the health conscious:
PLACENTA!
quality, placenta. would be expensive.
This is forever...
No it isnt dude. this post will die inside a couple of days. im sure of it. i can feel it in me bones.
nothing ever changes
except scenery rearrangements
in the affectionate at hands of
horsepower assault
best keep your pants on, boy
behind the armor of fault
hopeless makeshift triggers
you'll never walk again, you'll never walk again
in the choked mouths of rivers
parted like a sea of love and infidelity
best keep your stitched lips
starched in a giggle
hopeless makeshift triggers
you'll never walk again
in piles of clothing sleep the.....
stitched lips starched in a giggle
in piles of clothing sleep the dead
no wire coat hangers
never again.
ooooo k
drink the quicksand
sounds cool
disx, knock it off, you pretend-poser
[CENTER]a million bucks[/CENTER]
tourniquet of gossip
on a board of checkered
chess
salt ring probing
in case of emergency
stampede is coming
mastadon infantry
radiate this frequency
and show me just what
the hell you mean
pacemaker pace yourself
you were slowly clawing
your way out
here comes the bride
here comes the bride
lavender and smothered in
black turpentine
hmmm. clearly we cant do any better
strike this match
and let loose the oven's breath
up the volume that
flirts with the UHF
swipe the magnet on the audio tape
these arsons of grand larceny
keep running...keep running in place
achilles tendon
severed from the race
quick to the throat
in this ink cartridge funeral
marble caps lock
zip code affiliate
you got a run on your pharmaceuticals
you better change it
before the night grows old
set the temperature on delete
keep running...keep running in place
let's hit the neighborhood today
you got a run on your pharmaceuticals
you better change it
before the night grows old
prescriptions filled
now cut your suit and tie cuticals
you cut your fingernails way too short
what if forensics finds the answers
what if they stole my fingerprints?
where did i leave my book of matches?
we'll find you...
we'll find you...
I smell faggot.
I smell a gay thread.
Start the riot.
killing me softly with his song, killing me softly...
Delete yourself.
[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Tuffy the Dump Truck [/i]
[B]You forgot the comma. [/B][/QUOTE] I'm going to pretend you said this. So you can be funny.
lol you guys there IS a lyrics thread elsewhere...
[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]
[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]
But this one was so fun to trash.
Move aside and let the man go through.
non-nicotine cigarettes. like non-alcoholic beer. but even more useless.
[SIZE=1][QUOTE=ehquestionmark]Wow. This little thread got CRAZY. People telling me to abuse my girlfriend, people showing an alarming lack of respect for women as a whole, people questioning my masculinity in some kind of bizarre machoistic pissing-contest. Hell, I even got called stuffy. [/QUOTE]
[URL=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com]Grand Mental Station[/URL]
[URL=http://www.chuckpalahniuk.net/community/showthread.php?t=15714&highlight=interview+insomnomaniac]Insomnomaniac: the found interview[/URL][/SIZE]