Produck Placements
hi.
if you had your name or was the face of a product, what would it be?
mine would be on a tee-shirt label ( obvious ) or maybe naughty undewear- cos im like that.
how about you?
( ps. there is a prize )
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why not?
and theres no prize, its a horrible lie.
consider yourself ...Zinged
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a pack of cigs.
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ultra mild- or kill your lungs style?
are you the Marlboro girl?
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i am the marlboro girl. *hacks up a lung*
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Wesley Sonck [/i]
[B]why not?[/B][/QUOTE]
im assuming 'why not be the face of a product?'
simple. i hate commercialisation[correct my spelling!] and globalisation. i'd never want to increase any company's sales by being the face of their product.
you do know- youre already a product though?
everyone is.
and youre an even more interesting example, with this legal name change thing-- you bought into the product of Palahniuk. now, dont anyone tell me they hate commercialisation, otherwise get off the friggin' internet.
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hear, hear
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true lol, were all products, i know. in some way. like i said i dont worship him like a movie god or rock star[couldn't help it, self contradiction alert]
dont buy online anymore lol, haven't spent money online for ages.
its ok mate.
everyones a hypocrite, and we are ALL blissfully contradictory. god bless.
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Mirkah's Fine Meat Producks. I am holding a ham in my arms like a baby and smiling on billboards
and you have rosy cheeks and cute dimples.
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cool, meat. garlic sausage... mmm! haven't had that in AGES. must have some!
Chet Man's Dildo... that's right.. all the ladies would love it.... muahhhaha
you can't resist..
Tyler's Paddles inc. a family of products including tyler's nipple clamps, scent of tyler[my cum synthetically produced, so women can smell just like me.
he he
you smell like cum? ewwwwwwwww
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lol, i dont smell like cum. i meant the smell of my cum could be manufactured for slutty girls to wear, or guys or...whomever.
*runs to bathroom to get clean*
the dirt, the dirt! i wont come off!
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ha ha ha! lol!!! first time ive laughed out loud for real all day dude, qualiteee 
i bet someone would buy it, not me for sure!
i would be the spokesgirl of a casket. my picture would be on the inside of the lid....that way, i could watch the dead sleep...and they would have to look at me for ETERNITY! mmmwwahahaha!
oh wait...but if they're dead...oh well.
cool. maybe you could try and sell scent of tyler to the dead's family. tell them 'all the cool dead people wear it to the grave these days'
i already have one . . . the halden cataplana. it's a portuguese implement that used to create a dish eponymously called . . . cataplana.
come on . . . you all knew it would be food and or kitchen related, right?
course, the framstedt could be some new bdsm activity, a combination of butt plugs and ice cubes, say, for example.
cool, whats the prize wes?
id like to be a coffee label or a £75 note[aware they don't exist]
Purely fictional of course, i wouldn't endorse any product in reality.