Post whatever is on your clipboard

Hey, where [i]is[/i] my signature?

Wtf?

[QUOTE=Guspasho]I was debating putting this in my signature. ->

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - George W. Bush[/QUOTE]

No offense, but political humor is good for one read MAYBE, then after that itjust makes you look like a fuddy-duddy politics freak with no sense of humor like Ozy's sig...

[QUOTE=Brock Landers]No offense, but political humor is good for one read MAYBE, then after that itjust makes you look like a fuddy-duddy politics freak with no sense of humor like Ozy's sig...[/QUOTE]

Yeah - hense the debate. But, I mean, isn't that one at least [i]funny?[/i]

Forget about your computer and
come to Brooklyn on Friday. I have to keep insisting because there´s so much
at stake. Life is at stake and the way we choose to lead it. You don´t
strike me as the type that leads a boring life so that´s why I think we´ll
meet soon and connect on a deep, healthy level.

As ever,
José

[QUOTE=Guspasho]Yeah - hense the debate. But, I mean, isn't that one at least [i]funny?[/i][/QUOTE]

Not to me, since I think Bush humor is stupid in general, but I do think someone into Bush Humor might find it hilarious one time. I don't get those wierdos... and I'm not pro-Bush, at least not when it comes to politics, outside of politics, I say the more Bush the better...

Bump!!

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Sex/M
Rac/B DOB/19760513

04.25.06
Actors needed:
Four actors are needed for a production at the London Fringe Festival this summer called YOU ARE NOT ALONE. It requires three teenagers (two boys and a girl) and an older male to play "the richest man in town". Contact Philip Downes, [email]downehome@hotmail.com[/email] or 433-7155.

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Who will get stuck
Body: Lets see who gets stuck ..

CHANGE ONE LETTER OF THE PREVIOUS WORD POSTED AND SEE WHO GETS STUCK AND CAN'T CONTINUE! YOU MAY ONLY USE ENGLISH WORDS. YOU MAY NOT ADD LETTERS. YOU MAY NOT USE A WORD THAT HAS BEEN USED.

Big Bear-Look...........as in look at this mess of words that I would have never thought of on my own.

marlean - Cook
Kristin (Kris)-Nook
Angelique-Hook
Schwanks - book
Josh Miller - boot
Shana - loot
J B - Lost
Matthew - Lest
Brittany - Lust
Rich - Must
Megan - Bust
Cameron - Rust
will-rest
Nick- pest
Patrick- vest
Robb-test
Karina- Nest
Justin- Next
Dwayne - Text
Seth Croteau - Tent
Katie - vent
Bethany- vend
ashley- send
jared- bend
jayme - bond
Peek - band
Kathi - bank
Byron - bang
Aaron - gang
Shawn- hang
Matt - fang
Kori-sang
Dawn - sand
Fest Fan - Hand
Stephie- Hard
Val- Card
amber~LARD
Heather~ Laid
Theresa~ Maid
Veronica ~ Mail
Kevin~ Nail
Melissa~Gail
Hooker~Pail
kirby -paid
Katrina~ laid

I was curious over these lyrics from Prensa post for I didn't know them

Remember what the doormouse said:
Feed your Head!
Feeeeeeed your Head
Feeeeeeeeeeeed your Head!

they just reminded me of fear and loathing, with the bathtub and stuff, and I imagined he would need some good theme music...

The A-Team theme music should work in most situations...

[QUOTE=UbikRex]The A-Team theme music should work in most situations...[/QUOTE]
Yup, it should work.

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Black Rain BR01 970 2/22/2006
Coming to America CA01 971 TFN-Cash
Necessary Roughness NR01 972 TFN-Cash
Assassination AS01 973 TFN-Cash
Haunting of Sarah Hardy HS01 974 TFN-Cash
Hollywood Airforce HA01 975 2/22/2006
Jason's Lyric JY01 976 2/22/2006
The Untouchables UN01 977 2/22/2006
Playing God PG01 978 2/26/2006
101 Dalmations 1D01 979 2/26/2006
No Such Thing NS01 9710 2/26/2006
Fatal Attraction FA01 9711 TFN-Cash
The Straight Story SS01 9712 2/26/2006
First Blood FB01 9713 TFN-Cash
Delta Force 2 DF01 9713 TFN-Cash
Blue Chips T1 BC01 9714
Blue Chips T2 BC02 9715
Planes, Trains & Automobiles PT01 9716 TFN-Cash
Top Gun TG01 9717 TFN-Cash
Juice T1 JU01 9718
Juice T2 JU02 9719
Beer BE01 9720 3/7/2006
Great Performers on Ice GP01 9721
Soul Train Music Awards ST01 9722
Rocket Man RM01 9723
Rocket Man 2of2 Rm02 9724
Wings of the Dove WG01 9725
The Mighty MG01 9726
Fairy Tales on Ice: Trial of Riding Hood FT01 9727
Autumn In New York AN01 9728
Club Fed CF01 9729
Club Fed CF02 9730
Web of Deceit WD01 9731 TFN-Cash
It Runs in the Family 1of2 IR01 9732
It Runs in the Family 2of2 IR02 9733
School Ties SC01 9734
Body Language BL01 9735 TFN-Cash
Ferris Beuller's Day Off FD01 9736
Ordinary People OP01 9737
Basic Instinct BI01 9738
Panther PA01 9739
K9000 1of2 K901 9740
K9000 2of2 K902 9741
Booty Call BC01 9742
Scream SR01 9743
Mod Squad MS01 9744
Taffin TF01 9745
Spice World SW01 9746
We Have a Dream WH01 9747
Blown Away BA01 9748
Blown Away 2of2 BA02 9749
Crazy Beautiful CB01 9750
Kippendorf's Tribe KT01 9751
Kippendor's Tribe KT02 9752
Operation: Condor OC01 9753
Countdown to Draft Day CD01 9754
Metro ME01 9755
Getting Even With Dad GE01 9756
Lambada LA01 9757
Truth or Concenquences TC01 9758
The River Wild RW01 9759
Blue Steel BS01 9760
Urban Cowboy UC01 9761 TFN-Cash
Urban Cowboy T2 UC02 9762 TFN-Cash
9763
Will to Survive WS01 9764
Paint Your Wagon 1of2 PW01 9765
Paint Your Wagon 2of2 PW02 9766
Baby Boy 1of2 BB01 9767
Baby Boy 2of2 BB02 9768
9769
Tomorrow Never Dies: 1of2 TN01 9770
Tomorrow Never Dies: 2of2 TN02 9771
9772
Hollywood Shuffle: 1of2 HW01 9773
Clear and Present Danger: 1of2 CD01 9774
Clear and Present Danger: 2of2 CD02 9775
Hollywood Shuffle: 2of2 HW02 9776
The Cutting Edge: 1of2 CE01 9777
The Cutting Edge: 2of2 CE02 9778
9779
Copland CL01 9780
Sliding Doors SD01 9781
9782
Donnie Brasco: 1of2 DB01 9783
Donnie Brasco: 2of2 DB02 9784
Fiddler on the Roof: 1of2 FR01 9785
Fiddler on the Roof: 2of2 FR02 9786
Serpico: 1of2 SP01 9787
Serpico: 2of2 SP02 9788
TrueHeart TH01 9789
9790
9791
9792
9793
9794
9795
9796
9797
9798
9799

Deadly Desire 981 TFN-Cash
Blind Man's Bluff 7301 TFN-Cash
Home Wrecker 7369
Murderous Visions 7286
Irreconcilable Differences 7073
Presidio 7223

(bum)

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Cytheria

A3369926

i love chocolate cake

2000 Square Meter Of Tetris

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Dichloralphenazone

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Tom: Hey Katie, your name sounds too young.
Katie: O--Oh. Okay, Tom.
Tom: You're gonna be Kate from now on.
Katie: Okay, Tom. Whatever you say, Tom. Can I see my baby now?
Tom: No, Kate. Not until you put on the prosthetic penis.

The animal of the snake is mentioned frequently throughout the Bible, and more importantly,

So I was in a three year relationship with a guy, Indian (dot not feather), and then one night when we were getting all hot and heavy (which was also my nickname in high school) he asked me to PEE ON HIM. Where did that come from? Three years and all of a sudden... and things were going through my mind, like 'who's gonna clean it up?', 'have I had enough water?'... And it occured to me maybe he wants me to pee on him because he's Indian - turns out I was right - it's the only way to get that curry smell out!

This story is interesting from an academic standpoint, not only for the topic in question, but also because it seems to be the basis (or at least a heavy contributor) to the legend of a knight riding up on a white horse and saving the fair maiden from the evil dragon (or, as dragons became less scientifically viable, some sort of monster or evil human being). It also might be important to note that in many of the stories about serpents, a highly stressed point is the virginity of the woman or women involved. The dragon of Dilena consumes only virginal women.

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Abschied zu den cheerless Sümpfen dieses Landes, die innen wie ein Eber zwischen Bögen ihr sehr Lowness mit einem Kopf in einem Riemen bin ich gesäumt werden, wirklich traurig - aber es wie eine wundervolle Sache I besagter Charles, nicht klingen Sie crave überhaupt, um auf der Frontseite der täglichen Post zu erscheinen, die im Brautschleier Ihr Mutter geklitten wird? OH-..., Und so, überprüfte ich alle eingetragenen historischen Tatsachen und ich wurde in Schande, zu entdecken, wie ich der 18. Lattennachkomme irgendeiner alter Königin oder anderes OH- bin, lasse die Welt ändern oder habe ich geändert entsetzt? OH- die Welt ändern oder habe lasse ich geändert? Irgendein 9jähriges altes haltbares wer peddlesdrogen, die ich zum Gott swear, ich swear: Ich wußte nie sogar, was Drogen waren OH-..., So brach ich in den Palast mit einem Schwamm und einem rostigen Schlüssel ein, die sie sagte: "ich kenne Sie, und Sie kann nicht gesagtes I singen": "das nichts ist - Sie sollten hören, daß ich, Klavier zu spielen" wir spazierengehen kann, in dem es ruhig und und über kostbare Sachen zu sprechen trocken ist, aber, wenn Sie an Schutzblech Ihr Mutter gebunden werden, niemand spricht über Kastrierung OH-..., Wir können spazierengehen, in dem es ruhig und und über kostbare Sachen wie Liebe und Gesetz und Armut OH- zu sprechen trocken ist, diese sind die Sachen, die mich töten, den, wir spazierengehen können, in dem sie ruhig und und kostbare Sachen aber über den Regen zu sprechen trocken ist, der flachdrückt mein Haar..., OH-, diese sind die Sachen, die mich alle ihre Lügen über Verfassung und langes Haar töten, sind noch dort hinter der Publikation, der Säfte Ihr Körper und das Kirchewho'll Ihr Geld, welches die Königin tot ist, Jungen snatch und es auf einem Glied hinter der Publikation so einsam ist, die Ihren Körper und die Kirche ruiniert - alles sie wünschen, ist Ihr Geld die Königin tot ist, Jungen und es ist, also einsam auf einem Gliedleben ist sehr lang, wenn Sie einsames Leben sind sehr lang sind, wenn Sie einsames Leben sind sehr lang sind, wenn Sie einsames Leben sind sehr lang sind, wenn Sie einsam sind

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Seven Signs It's Time to Toss Your Résumé

By Kate Lorenz, CareerBuilder Editor

They've reviewed millions of résumés and seen it all. From the candidate whose stated objective was to "seek a high-paying, relaxing job" to the software developer who included a photo of himself bare-chested, cavorting in the surf.

Corporate recruiters say you'd be surprised at how many candidates leave out important facts, such as the names and locations of companies where they've worked, or include too much information, like the candidate who asterisked her dates of employment with the caveat: "Please do not misconstrue the fact that I have had 12 jobs in six years as job-hopping...I have never quit a job!"

Is your résumé working for you or against you? Here are seven signs it may be time to tweak (or toss) your résumé:

1. No Career Summary/Introductory Statement
Most hiring companies don't have time to match unspecified résumés to open positions, so lead off with a career summary or introductory statement that makes it clear what type of position you are seeking and why you are qualified for the job.

2. Lack of Keywords and Phrases
To pass through a company's applicant tracking software, your résumé must contain the keywords and phrases it is screening for. These words are not the verbs stressed in paper résumés, but nouns such as job titles and technical skills.

To find out what keywords you should be using, read the job posting or obtain the actual job description. You also may want to check out the book 2,500 Keywords to Get You Hired by Jay Block and Michael Betrus, which lists critical keywords for each career and shows examples of how to use them in your résumé.

3. No Evidence of Your Experience
Your résumé should not merely list the jobs you've held; it should provide specific examples of how you achieved success. Résumé-writing professionals recommend using the PARS formula: Describe a Problem, the Action you took, the Results you achieved and Skills you applied.

4. Use of Personal Pronouns and Articles
With just two pages to sell yourself, make each word count. Write in a telegraphic style, eliminating all personal pronouns and articles like "the," "a" and "an." Removing the "I," "me" and "my" from your résumé not only frees up space, but creates a subliminal perception of objectivity.

5. Irrelevant Information
Irrelevant information keeps the reader from seeing your selling points. Weigh each portion of your experience from the hiring company's perspective to decide what to include and what to emphasize. If you're applying for an engineering position, for example, don't devote a whole paragraph to your job as a camp counselor unless the position has elements that are transferable to the engineering job. And never include information about your marital status, personal situation, hobbies or interests unless they are relevant to the job for which you're applying.

6. Poor Formatting
Unless you have no work experience or have held a number of different jobs in a short amount of time, a chronological résumé is the most effective. That means using the following order:

Header (your name, address, e-mail address and phone number)

Career summary, profiling the scope of your experience and skills

Reverse chronological employment history emphasizing achievements

Education

Since poor alignment, spacing and use of bolding and caps make a résumé hard to read, you may want to use a résumé template.

7. Typos and Misspelled Words
From the would-be administrative assistant who claimed to be a "rabid typist" to the executive who boasted that he was "instrumental in ruining the entire operation," misspellings communicate that you have poor writing skills or a lackadaisical attitude. Proofread your résumé carefully and have several friends and family members read it as well.

Last, remember that the purpose of your résumé is to communicate your experiences and accomplishments as they relate to an open position and to obtain a job interview. Because each situation is different, you should tailor your résumé to each opportunity.

Kate Lorenz is the article and advice editor for CareerBuilder.com. She researches and writes about job search strategy, career management, hiring trends and workplace issues. Other writers contributed to this article.

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He stood in front of them, breathing in deeply, so that his nostrils flared. When he exhaled he made a groaning noise at the back of his throat. All the while he maintained a wet-lipped smile and gazed at the girls.

writing your own trashy romance?

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[QUOTE=TheJudasCow]writing your own trashy romance?
[/QUOTE]

Yes!

way to go, sister sledge.

john frusciante

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[QUOTE=mary]john frusciante[/QUOTE]

He's super-neat!

You need to be an experienced proven leader

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Kelly Brook

[U]ass fucking monkeys wearing tutu's play pinball[/U]

Parexel

(This is the name of the drug company that ran those tests a few months ago, the ones that ended up causing total organ failure in all the people who took them. I wanted to find out how the people were doing now so I cut and pasted the world from an article about them and put it into wikipedia. Turns out that most of them are doing fine, all but the worst one have gone home and even he is conscious and able to talk.

EDIT: Ooops, I forgot to close the brackets, here we go.)

nantes

We openly question your ability to rock.