Porn. (NSFW)
So does that mean of course she likes porn!
Then yeah. Makes sense. I've always liked porn despite the fact that many people in my academic circle think it's "morally reprehensible" and/or "mysoginistic." Who are they to judge? The vag wants what it wants.
But for instance, you said once that you liked your appearance, that you didn't want to look like some military dyke, which was of course in reference to the way I look. So my sort of straight up and down shape and short hair could be a reason for me to be self conscious. I happen to love my hair and the way I look, but if you were a potential suitor and said that to me, I might be a little nervous, or self-conscious.
And you once said I was fat. But I don't think I am, just because someone who looks differently than I do was self conscious enough to attack my weight.
If a potential suitor ever said I was unattractive, for any reason, I wouldn't be self conscious. They would no longer be a potential suitor.
Never once said you were fat. Said you could benefit from some crunches. And that was right after you insulted me. Anyhoo, Just because they're no longer a potential suitor, doesn't mean the statement wouldnt bother me simply because I'm no longer considering the person that said it.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
My favourite was Jacques Chirac. I thought that'd throw you, then I thought, fuck it, I'll get a fictional character so I went for Jack Sparrow, then I got stuck and filled it up with Jack-be-Nimble. I think, all in all, I got enough chuckles out of it to constitute it being a successful, if personal, venture.
So does that mean of course she likes porn!
Then yeah. Makes sense. I've always liked porn despite the fact that many people in my academic circle think it's "morally reprehensible" and/or "mysoginistic." Who are they to judge? The vag wants what it wants.
Curious as to which kind you like then. I like sex scenes in a movie, but the whole just, going at it, slobber everywhere, fake, blah...it's awful. Can't get into it. Not because it's immoral, but because it doesn't attract me.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
porn.
THERE! You all know my secrets!
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play hard, like it's work to be done.
Gaaaah I fucking love your face off.
And I love yours right back!
What's a Chuck?
What's a forum?
What is the what.
What is a individual?
Who did what now?
I'm sorry, but the question is What is Q.
Effeminate guys in dresses are illegal somewhere?? Not in my world, Sir! Not in my world!
This is why we can't have nice things.
Ha! Ha ha!
Oh wow that just brought a big smile to my face.
Genius. That needs to be it's own thread so people can borrow it.
Six, Candy, you are both cracking me up. Telling someone to do crunches is not calling them fat (though it is rude, but who was rude first it's like the chicken or the egg and who really cares at this point). People can be thin but not toned. I've always been lanky and felt like Olive Oyle so I started working out to get definition and that included doing crunches. Last year I stopped working out for a while and I got really thin which looked great when I was clothed, but I felt like a crack whore naked.
Let me go on record as saying I have no idea if you need to do crunches, Six. Though having a stable core (strong back and abs) is essential for avoiding injuries while having acrobatic sex or making porn.
THAT WAS A JOKE ABOUT MAKING PORN.
If you're talking about me, go for it. I welcome suggestions. I've been eating two peanut butter chocolate chip Cliff bars every day that I run so I don't get all nasty and gaunt.
If I post in the Dress Down thread promise you won't photoshop Cujo's head over mine?
hahhaa. Yeah, I'll pass.
Two Cliff bars a day is way too many carbs unless you're long-distance running or something.
This is why we can't have nice things.
All this talk of crunchies is making me hungry.
Two Crunchie bars a day is about right.
This is why we can't have nice things.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Clef bars?
out my ass
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What's a Chuck?
What's a forum?
What is the what.
What is a individual?
Who did what now?
I'm sorry, but the question is What is Q.
WHAT IS Q!?!?!?! I HAD TOTALLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT
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i vaguely remember that.
Brentinlouis Wrote: What was that rule about being intentionally annoying?
It wasn't that cool.
Excellent jab! And you'd know exactly how many I need what with all the time you spent with my pictures, plastering them all over facebook. 
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
How DARE you tell me I'm eating too many carbs! If I wanted advice on carbs I'd join Jenny Craig.
Really, I'm losing weight running 30 minutes every other day and getting gaunt unless I eat those Cliff bars. They're expensive so I switched to peanut butter slathered heavily on whole wheat english muffins starting today.
I'm so good. I'm the best super villian alive, I don't even have to do anything and people run around crying. MADNESS. MAYHEM. MISDIRECTION. SIX.
No worries, honey, I'm not mad, nor am I crying. Like I said, I love the way I look, and I find it flattering that, whether you did it or not, you love that people think you did. Because you're just so bad. You and your keyboard and your internet misdirection...JUST. SO. BAD.
"...you want to be truly unselfish? Love someone or die for someone. Those are the only good deeds you can perform without any hope of personal gain."
How DARE you tell me I'm eating too many carbs! If I wanted advice on carbs I'd join Jenny Craig.
I can't believe you edited out "peanut butter slathered heavily"!
This is a porn thread, you know.
A few back thataways there was a food porn thread.
Yes, I started that one. I also started a vegan food porn thread.
Speaking of vegan food perverts, what happened to Bug? (He's probably not a pervert, but this is a porn thread.)
I agree! 
He's not a vegan any more, but I did start that thread for that him. He's doing okay. He thought people here were too harsh and lost interest. I'm still in touch with him. William died. 
Prostitution is illegal in Thailand, regardless of age or gender!
Variety is the spice of life. Buy the ticket take the ride!
He's not a vegan any more, but I did start that thread for that him. He's doing okay. He thought people here were too harsh and lost interest. I'm still in touch with him. William died.
Awwwww.
William is hanging out with The Duchess in heaven.
There is hope, but not for us.
Oh, it's an animal.
Porn porn porn your boat gently down the streeeeeeeaaaam.
"Illegal" but tolerated, regulated, and widely available.
http://www.unicri.it/wwd/trafficking/minors/docs/dr_thailand.pdf
This is why we can't have nice things.
That may be the case, but do you really wanna take the risk? If you friendly local Officer Corruption needs money for little Tom-tom's school fees or medical bills he'll fuck you if you're breaking the law. Always pay the first on-the-spot fine and you'll be ok (in my case: driving with no license, throwing a cigarette butt on the street). I've never payed a bribe ofmore than B300 ($6, $10 approx) then still drive away.
Contrary to popular belief, there are plenty girls/boys/ladyboys here that are not 'on the game'. Anyone looking for minors deserves to have their balls chopped off in The Bangkok Hilton.
However, I guess some people just want a no-bullshit easy lay. Thailand attracts all sorts of fucked up people and there's nothing can happen here that will surprise me any more. There's obviously a big market for the ladyboys too, because there's many bars rammed full of them and they're not trying to pass off as girls. They're big scary fuckers and I wouldn't mess with them.
Every time I'm in BKK I see this guy, must be about 90 years old, walking around with a girl who looks about 20, which means she's probably about 24/25. Every day she's wearing a different superhero costume and they're holding hands. This could be his retarded daughter who won't leave the house otherwise, but I severely bloody doubt it.
I live in a quiet town with no tourists, It's nice here. Tourist hotspots bring out the worst in everybody. You should know how to behave here. Lookup Big Trouble In Tourist Thailand, pretty sure you can watch it on youtube.
Variety is the spice of life. Buy the ticket take the ride!
Hey, don't project onto me; I didn't move to Thailand. Nor can I imagine why anyone would.
This is why we can't have nice things.
What about to learn Muay Thai.
That also has no appeal to me.
This is why we can't have nice things.
What if you found a map to an island off the coast of Thailand where there was shark fishing and chron a plenty?
I'll take a pass on the dutchie.
Shark fishing, now, are we talking Mako, the cheetah of the sea?
Them's good eatin'.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I've done some Muay Thai training in Koh Samui. Sadly the only gym to learn down here has no english speaking instructors. I thought I'd be able to meet them half way, but they really don't speak a word of it. It's a shame because it's a real traditional 'spit 'n' sawdust' type of gym. Hopefully my Thai is good enough soon.
I chose to come and live in Thailand because I had visa problems in Australia. It was here or back to Scotland but my Dad lives here with my younger brothers so it was no contest, I can live here fairly cheap while looking for work.
Variety is the spice of life. Buy the ticket take the ride!
I'm so good. I'm the best super villian alive, I don't even have to do anything and people run around crying. MADNESS. MAYHEM. MISDIRECTION. SIX.
No worries, honey, I'm not mad, nor am I crying. Like I said, I love the way I look, and I find it flattering that, whether you did it or not, you love that people think you did. Because you're just so bad. You and your keyboard and your internet misdirection...JUST. SO. BAD.
I had an epiphany, I had to go to Tiffany!
None of that list of people was me! The fool you've made of me! Swoon!