Porn. (NSFW)

Well, I'm a chef too. And I'm naked.

Yea, Mirka, that's ground turkey!

Also, cell phones are horrible with muscle definition!

Petite, me? No, I'm six feet tall and lanky myself. That guy Anthony Bourdain is seriously, perfectly my type. I love his voice, the way he talks, everything. I watch videos of him on YouTube to get my porn fix!

You have a sick relationship with your dog..

I kid.

That's nothing I haven't already heard. I don't need a girlfriend, I have a dog. He'll never leave me, cheat on me, whimp out, ALWAYS loves my cooking, etc.

That's nothing I haven't already heard. I don't need a girlfriend, I have a dog. He'll never leave me, cheat on me, whimp out, ALWAYS loves my cooking, etc.

This is absolute shit. I don't care how much I disliked someone, I would never send pictures taken in fun and distributed in a very specific place and send them to someone's family, friends, and coworkers. I actually sort of got in trouble over that cause my boss happens to be my friend on facebook. Six, you have said many times that you know who was behind it, and everyone who knows thinks its hilarious.

Because you are the one that constantly brings it up in chat, and everywhere else, I assume that you either did it or you were an accomplice. Either way, it's low. If I legitimately bother someone here that much, I apologize.

The thing of it is, I like most of the people here. I have good conversations with most of the people here, and this is why I come back. Not because of Six, or Jane (who actually manages to be civil most of the time), or Alexa, or Lovebomb...

The main reason any of my threads turn into this, is because of Six. Yes, I respond in kind, but I have never been one to back down from an arguement, no matter how petty or stupid. And that is also why I haven't left the cult. I am not going to simply slink away, tail between my legs. But every single thread I post turns into a hatefest mostly because of the comments you make.

I understand that many of my view on things are in opposition to those of some of the other culties, but when someone posts an opinion, they are simply stating what they have come to believe from their life experience. If how I feel makes me ignorant, than so be it. But some of the more popular opinions I find equally ridiculous, but I don't attack the person stating it. There is no need to make someone into bad person simply because they have an different outlook on something than you do. The world would be a boring place if everyone agreed...but just because you disagree with something I post, doesn't mean you must attack me personally. It's petty.

And before you jump on this, Six, everything I said to you, you said first. I just repeated what you posted back to you. Yes, it was an meant as an insult, but I just said what you'd already told everybody, you live in a closet, can't get a job, whatever....You told me in the mental illness thread that I deserve to get shot on my next deployment. Because you didn't agree with an opinion of mine. Seriously? Because someone doesn't agree with you, you wish death on them? When you genuinely participate in a thread of mine, I treat you respectfully. You refuse to do the same, and generally enter my threads simply to start arguments.

I guess my point is, attack the opinion, not the person. Even if you don't like someone, it doesn't mean you can't treat them with at least basic common courtesy. Anyway, I'm done addressing Six, if she posts something incidiary, I will be ignoring it. I'm tired of every thread I make turning into an argument. So, back to porn, shall we? Can we post clips in here?

Tons of butt sex and squirting these days.

I have a question for guys:
Are those huge dicks intimidating as a man? Does it hurt your ego when you see those guys' tools are obviously much larger than yours?

You're damn good at totally abusing your privileges as an admin. Bringing shit from PMs between members and admins into a public battle just because you dislike me is completely abusive of your title. And it's not the first time.

You're an admin, and part of that is being prepared to have your decisions questioned. And bringing up PRIVATE conversations that have NO BUSINESS being on the forum is actually completely shitty moderation. And all because you don't like me and like to jump into negative shit more than the positive aspects of this forum because you have a hard time embracing when people compliment or try to be kind to you.

It's kind of laughable itself, but more so, it's sad.

That's unacceptable.

Brb.

You perpetuate the drama more that you actively try to put an end to it. That's why I say that.

I'd also like to call bullshit on this. Otherwise, your reaction to a legitimate request that has nothing to do with a fight wouldn't be to "laugh in my face."

(God, I can't do the sarcasm font)

since no one really answered this, i'll go ahead and field it. i'll be a little blunt here but i'm not exactly "small" in that area. i have to be very careful with how i use it because if i'm not careful, the girl gets hurt. this has happened on more than one occasion and i think it ruined a recent sexual endeavor.

with that said, i don't think it's such a great thing to be well-endowed. so my answer is no. i don't feel intimidated by big ol' porn dongs. because mine's not even as big as a porn star's but i still get the occasional complaint in regards to the size. i've heard girls say "i don't know why guys think it's cool to have a big dick" or "i'm still sore, not tonight". so big does not necessarily equal better. i can't imagine having a freakin' pringles can hanging down there.

so yes, size does matter, but not as much as you think it does.

I agree! :D